I'm here for my job interview

I'm here for my job interview.

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You're hired. Welcome to the bread factory.

finally a wagie that will work for crumbs

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I don't need a resume, you look like a champion.
Hired.

heh

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Please stand in row with the others sir.

Nice gay, fella.

He cute

kek

I liked this post, thanks OP

Hired

>have to choose between a duck or a nigger to meet (((diversity quotas)))
The duck is hired. Though both are likely to rape the secretary.

*Throws moldy bread at your feet

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Sir what's your favourite search engine?

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Sorry, you're white and we have a race quota to fill.

You look very well today Stewart, come in please

Holy shit

*looks you up and down critically* Yeeeesss, welll...

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Most easy decision.
Hired and free bread!

Underrated

Alright Quacks, I've got a really important job for you. Here, take this bread and bring it to the brapper, I mean, lady over there. It is very important that you do NOT eat the bread. Do you understand, Quacks? Very important indeed...

leave it to Jow Forums to ruin a nice thread