Happy Ramadan everyone!

KEK

Allah push you off a cliff if you keep talking like that

All who die on His religion go to paradise so...

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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You fags are so fucking retarded....i was just shitposting...
Everyone loses their shit over some dumb shit like religion....eat a dick Jow Forumstards, racists, and also musies

>musies
I ment mussies

having pakistani people in the house i dont understand why they cook all day?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZC04UMljgpg

Same.

Result was my family don't speak to me anymore. Fuck them though if they want to live in the Middle Ages.

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Oh no, the bombathon starts...

Fasting is going good hamdullah
100k BTC, 1K LINK EOY inshallah

>how to not fall into the water temptation during the day
easy, drink a beer

The middle ages were fucking cool you s󠛡oyboy.

Why should i listen to something a goat herder told thousands of years ago?

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Because it’s the truth

>you spam and loiter where you're not wanted...you ransack otherwise peaceful places.

user... do you know where we are...?

Bluepilled AF.

Don't worry bro, so many apostates and it keeps growing you can't kill us all. I had to keep it quiet until I couldn't stand that shit anymore and then moved cities away from my goatfucing family.

Hope my little bros fight through the brainwashing

I’m a white convert, shitskin. Your dad should have beaten the satan out of you. I hope you’re not his only son.

>Ramadan
>2019

If it was a least healthy, but most muzz in the west just binge on sweets or go to mcdonalds when night comes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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That is the biggest bluepill.
It was the truth in the 7th century, because by then it was the best way to organize society. However, today, "little" things have changed.

*bzzzt* Wrong, relativist cuck. It’s the ultimate best way to organize society. Approved by God himself.

>Only brown people are Muslim
user, I...

fasting is red pilled

only brainlets eat snacks every hour

Alhamdulilah! Bismillahi rahmani rahim!

>white convert

Hahaha dumb cunt you have no idea what they call you behind your back do you? You will never truly be accepted in Islam.

I hope this is bait. If not RIP

Fuck religion
Fuck muslims
Fuck christians
Fuck holy cows
Fuck jannies

The only chainlink is a circular gay trein with jesus, muhammad and vishnu

We are in 2019 and there is no space for retarded religions
Based chinks got it

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and instantly, this thread's value went above zero
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>Allah push you off a cliff if you keep talking like that
allah can suck my dick. too bad he cant do so you know why ? cuz he's not real . just face the harsh truth that there's a good chance there's no afterlife pussy. jesus fuckin christ idk who the fuck you believe all this bullshit lol . but you have to admit Muhammad being able to make millions and even billions believe his lie is very impressive.

>there's a good chance there's no afterlife
You sound very confident.

I’m listening

You are probably a troll. But i'll answer anyway. If this is the best way to organize society, why are most muzz countries in poverty, when Asia boomed the last decade?

There is no afterlife, your body will dissolve, small particles of you may end up in my garden and probably my dog will poop on it

Because they’re nonwhite

i totally agree

fuckin right

>fast
>still eats a sunset
>eating at sunset
>actually biologically unhealthy

you're not fasting, you're suffering and feeding your loosh energy to a vampire entity residing in a dimension inbetween the folds of tangibility of the XYZ vectors of matter.

fucking cattle.

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>muh religion isn't the same as user you just don't know

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Monotheistic religions are just Chainlink pasta

science proves Islamic fasting is extremely healthy for your body, you’d know you dumb fuck if you actually spent 5 mins researching the issue
I hate the fact that I am gonna make it with some of these faggots here
Word of advice, don’t buy BTC or LINK

>not drinking water with 55 Celsius degrees is healthy
Kys

Pussy

Science also proves the word is 13.7 billion years old but my parents would hit me for saying that.

ISLAM IS GREAT

Fuck you

off topic. reported

>my parents would hit me for saying that
lmao not white

You have no idea how retarded sandnigger parents are m8.

They said I was cursed my a fucking djin (genie) cause I rejected their bullshit religion. It is amazing how fucked in the head and damaging that shit is if you look at is rationally.

Hello again munafiq. Still waiting for you to tell me what white converts are called.

I will strike you with my shoe!!!

>science proves
99% of humans are sick and low energy compared to 100 years ago
>basing a study on reduction of toxicity by sampling the most toxic demographics

don't even properly fast
eat before sunrise then eat the worst crap in excess at sunset... no proper hydration... literally killing cells in your brain and body

>Real fasting with proper hydration and intake of the minerals the body requires

>religion in 2019

> f-fasting is bullshit and you don’t even fast properly!

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Arabic isn’t Arab its phoenian in origin. It came from Phoenicia and migrated south. How does it make you feel that you speak the language of Ba’al worshippers and cananites and pretend it has anything to do with your religion?

>live in desert
>magic book instructs you not to drink water or eat during the day for an entire month
>don't realize you are being trolled by Jews and actually comply with this insane and dangerous command, crippling your military and economy for a significant part of the year

Y'all are fucking dumb as shit t b h

someone send this to sergey

I actually said fasting is legit

I did say he's doing it improperly and actually damaging himself by not hydrating during the day then eating at night.

>munafiq

Holy shit they even have you larping as them already. Are you Western white or from a Bosnian shithole?

If you are Western then you just wont be trusted as much as any "native" muz m8. Keep up the uncle tom tier LARP though.

> uncle tom
user, but that’s LITERALLY you. Cucking out to kafirs for some breadcrumbs. Pathetic.

I'm not cucking out to anyone. You know what the kafirs never did to me?

>Beat me for saying facts.
>Disown me for questioning the insanity of daily life.
>Call me fucking cursed by the devil
>Call me possessed by djinn for saying how I felt
>Tried to ban me from talking to white people / non-muslims

You are a white convert. You get to see all the pink and fluffy bullshit muzzie memes. You don't and never will get the cultural fucking tormenting baggage that comes with it. You aren't integrated into that fucking mess. If my uncles see me I have 100% no doubt they would kidnap me and probably kill me.

YOU WILL NEVER FEEL THAT

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Fasting doesn't require to stop drinking water. I wonder why muzz are require to stop drinking water. Probably an other thing to submit them