I'm about to drive to McDonald's to get my weekend Big Mac. I'm going to say to the drive through guy, "do you know about crypto?"
Then tell him to buy ChainLink and that he has two weeks and then drive off. I will have potentially just saved a wageslave from cuckery and helped him to make it.
Brb
record it
>drive through
It’s like a scene from Forrest Gump
Order one for me too m8. I'll pay you back on the yacht party.
>tfw never really ate much mcdonalds
>started going there sometimes since buying LINK
>always get a big mac
is LINK just an elaborate mcdonalds marketing scheme?
I shit you not he ate each cheeseburger in two bites
what do you think is gonna happen in 2 weeks? price doubles? who cares that's not going to change your life unless you already have a lot of money
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I was at the presentation where he also announced the TownCrier acquisition, but before that he ate the whole god damn Big Mac™in 2 bites. The crowd was in awe.
>who cares man it's just 90c
>who cares man it's just $2
>who cares man it's just $5
>who cares man it's just $10
>who cares man it's just $25
>who cares man it's just $50
>who cares man it's just $100
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>*nolinkers commit suicide*
They’re tiny to be honest
Did it.
I said do you know about crypto. He said no. I said:
>Coinbase, Ethereum, binance, ChainLink
>you have two weeks
Nice intentions, but I doubt the guy buys link, much less understand it.
So with all the burgers I’ve been eating lately(gladly of course) I decided today to try an old favorite, the McDonalds Big Mac. I’ll admit, this used to be my favorite meal on earth, but since it’s been years since I’ve eaten anything at McDonalds that wasn’t on their Value Menu, I was really looking forward to having a Big Mac.
As always, the service was fast, the burger was delivered and the fries were crispy for the first 10 minutes. Overall the Big Mac is still one of my favorite “Fast Food Burgers” because of the secret sauce and because it’s so different. We all know that the you don’t eat a Big Mac for the meat and after eating a lot of really good, meaty burgers over the last few months, it was the sauce that helped me enjoy this meal.
My Big Mac rating is quite simple: the secret sauce is tangy, sweet and makes for a nice burger. It’s one of my favorite fast food burgers but only because of the unique and secret sauce.
Cute Larp
God dammit what's the fastest way to get BTC onto binance? The shit platform im using is taking forever to transfer money into my bank acc and I don't want to wait 10 days on memebase to finally get my linkies I just got into this shit a month ago
And you sped off in your 2006 Toyota corolla
Chainlink has only met one of those milestones though and is still a vaporware pump and dump scam that relies on tricking newfags
Chainlink - I'm Lovin' It
>imagine working at mc donalds
>neckbeard looks you deep in the eyes and says:
>"Coinbase, Ethereum, binance, ChainLink"
>you are not to braindead to remember all of these words untill shift is over
>you google them one by one and manage to trade ethereum for link
>2 years later you are able to leave your dead end job
this would be the greatest made it story ever
That was tasty
Anyone else running Skyscam nodes too? Hope I helped that dude
Memebase is instant if you use a debit card. The fee is higher though I think.
Please be kind enough to livestream your suicide once it moons so we can make a compilation.
You are not legally allowed to own skycoin if you're in the LINK marines. Don't make me report this user. Run an NKN node at least if you're into muh decentralized internet.
Sergey spends his time organizing fast food garbage by order of age in what he calls the "Think Centre" (his office). The room is stuffed with Big Mac boxes and tendie wrappers. He spends 8 to 10 hours a day methodically arranging and systemizing trash before jumbling it up and spreading it around the HQ, mumbling under his breath about "oracles" and "on-chain infrastructure". No one dares to disturb him during his routine. Adelyn doesn't like it because it attracts ants and bees. When she mentions it to Sergey he tells her that she doesn't understand his "process" as she lack "philisophical perspipercacity" and he throws milkshake cups and big mac sauce at her. Adelyn has accepts this as she loves Sergey’s BWC (12 inches flaccid) and does her best to translate Sergey's genius into and marketing material that regular people can understand. Unfortunately her keyboard gets sticky with the milkshake and sauce which is why anything she publishes is littered with basic spelling and grammatical errors. Sergey regularly strips nude, puts a happy meal carton on his head as a crown and bellows "PARTNERSHIP WITH FACEBOOK, PARTNERSHIP WITH APPLE PARTNERSHIP WITH NASA " at Adelyn until she tweets something to appease him. No progress has been made in the past six month. Whenever this is brought up Steve just says "lot of big macs you can buy with 32 million" and winks.
Madlad. Keep it up burgerbro.