Girlfriend found out I had thousands of dollars in LINK

Any straight dudes sucked a dick before? I wanna try.

>my girlfriend

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You actually dumped here because you holded link for too long and now you're GAY

How do I get a body like pic related?

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That's signle-digit bodyfat with some solid natural inserts. Bodyweight exercise and a 1.5k calorie diet with high amounts of protein will get you there in 6 months tops, assuming you're not a lardbeast

>no gf
>7k link
Gonna make it

You are unironically going to make it

Ok thanks. Same thing for maintenance ?

That kid is so frail what are you a eurofag? I know my burgerfags would never settle to weigh 130 lbs soaking weight

Not as dramatic but I lost my job a while ago. Was expressing concern over how I was gonna make rent and girlfriend said “why don’t you sell some crypto?” I told her I will NOT sell my linkies (this was at .60 cents) and I’d rather wagecuck at McDonald’s than sell. Found a new job shortly after but I’m glad I didn’t cave.

/based and wankerpilled/
Link $3eoMay

Based linkpilled

Why are women like this. Even when she sees that my daily gain is bigger than her 2 month's salary she insists that I'm an idiot and should cash it all out.

THAT

FEEL

WHEN

NO

CHAINLINK

TWINK

HOLDING

BF

This is probably a LARP, but if not. Smart move user.

Based and linkpilled. We never sell.

It's a shittest. OP failed

yeah listen to this virgin over here

based. Poor gal didn't realize the years of lavish vacation those linkies would otherwise finance, or worse...she is too impatient to wait and too lazy to make ends meet in the meantime.

bend over bitch

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i got my gf to buy 1.5k links, just showing my gains

shes dumb and cant keep track of the price

>what is a exchange

>only thing i say is that the price is rising

Planing on giving her maybe like 10 grand and keep the rest for myself, am i a shiti person if i do this? i mean, she would have bought bonds ffs, im giving nobrainer free money

Is that a Ledger in your pants or are you happy to see me?

this desu

show bussy. Do the needful.

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Honestly, just dump her and keep the links to yourself. Its what your ex-slut of a girlfriend wouldve wanted.

larp but still based

>tfw gf thinks crypto is a vidya game LOL!!!

>Single digit
lmao

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