How do I get my wife to smoke weed for the first time?

Should've done more to mould her to your liking before marrying her, dummy

Bring her to a party where people are smoking. Women naturally succumb to the peer pressure of a group

no, i just want to have fun with her

tell her that her first time the chances of her getting high are pretty low, idk why a lot of people i know couldn't get high the first time they smoked then the 2nd and third times they got floored.

then tell her "ok you should get high and i'll eat you out, cumming feels really good on weed." then what you do is get her high, take a shower with her, eat her out, get her some food that she really likes

Simple. Grab a 22 caliber pistol, stick it in your mouth, and say, "HONEY IF YOU SMOKE WEED, YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME!" and then pull the trigger. Rinse, repeat until she starts doing every drug on the planet to try to erase the horror.

I love how modern stoners are like "dude, it's just a natural herb, bro" then they smoke a fucking concentrate that's 90% THC. Stoners will get the rope along with fags and trannies

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then give her some sweet tasting alcohol and fug her when shes drunk

Thc lube

Based

Everything people say about weed being a "natural plant" could also apply to tobacco. Just food for thought.

You need a better hobby, try strengthening your marriage and improving yourself instead.

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she might get psychotic from it. dont do it.

It's a good plan if you're trying to get rid of her.

lmao try not living in absolutes you limp weinered straightedge

the "natural plant" argument is completely bogus but you are comparing apples to oranges and if you actually believe that cannabis and commercial tobacco are comparable you might be clinically retarded

make pot edibles, and have her try a couple bites of it
if she doesn't notice much, have her eat more the second time
make sure she doesn't eat too much first go, or she might not like it after

The real question is how do you get her to not freak the fuck out from paranoia after .

grab her by the pussy

Grow it and then one day ask if she wants to try some home grown out of a state of the art vaporizer

if she doesn't smoke cigarettes, don't let her smoke (she will just cough and she will not inhale properly), let her eat a "space cake" with a 0.2g / 0.3g MAX (weed only, hash is risky for hepatitis), and wait at least for 1 hour without saying "oh i don't feel anything, can I eat one more piece?" (this is a very bad mistake).
Prepare her, tell her all the effects she will have:
-a bit of paranoia, tell her in advance, tell her to stay calm and relax
-a bit of weird feelings, tell her in advance it's all normal and just to chills and enjoy the trip
-a bit of tachycardia, tell her it's normal and explain her the effects of the weed on the blood vessels
-she will be a bit horny, enjoy it
-tell her in advance the trip will last for 3/4 hours
-if she feel bad, tell her to eat some sweet fruits (e.g. grapes), drink some water, and tell her to toothbrush and use a strong mouthwash
-if she feel really bad, make her a double chamomile and tell her to take a cold bath
-if she want to go to the hospital cause she is having panic attacks, give her an Aspirin and slap her face

have her smoke with a black man her first time

>she want to go to the hospital give her an Aspirin and slap her face

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God what a bunch of lame squares

> starts smoking with you
> makes new greasy pothead friends (all dudes)
> smokes with them while you are not around
> starts banging them

> starts banging them
she NEEDS to fund her new and growing substance abuse problem OP gatewayed her into, be fair

Inexperienced people freaks out because they don't know the effect and how to manage it (simply because no one explained them).
I was with a friend and it was her first time, she ended up in a psychiatric hospital because at the beginning she was cool, but she lied at me, telling me it was not her first time, that she smokes sometimes, and then disaster happened after a joint.
My wife wanted to try and it was her first time, I prepared her, explained her everything, physic and physical reactions, and how to chill and let the drug run in your body without fighting the effect, and she went from zero to hero in one day (weed and mushrooms), and zero problems.

You should always start small no matter the drug.
Did he really freak out from weed? Must have taken a huge fucking hit. I know I get paranoid from a huge hit coming from a tolerance break.