I'm a fast food wagecuck making at least 18 hours a week 8.50$ an hour and I want out of this finale life.
I don't have experience in anything, I have a small attention span and can work on one thing at a time, I'm a very slow worker, I'm not good in fast paste environments freak out under pressure.
anons are there any good salary jobs out there that's a good fit for me?
How old are you user?
Prostitute
26
Young people today with no experience will rarely ever find good jobs. Good luck competing with all the subhumans that your countries are importing
Welder!
Look into warehouse work. They are all starting to compete with Amazon warehouses and are all bumping their starting pay up to $15. Also some places are giving benefits, too.
Start learning to code at night on udemy, smoke weed if u need to make it more interesting.
If u do this for a year or two u WILL make a shitton of money.
anything Javascript related, you will pick it up.
If u say u cant do it cos ur not good enough give up now, anyone can do it, its a joke. just the lucky ones who stumble into it.
>If u do this for a year or two u WILL make a shitton of money.
You make it sound like it starts paying immediately
aren't trades pay to learn for like 3+ years before you actually get hired to do something?
Aren't those the type of jobs that have an overwhelming laundry that expect you to haul ass all the time?
Look I need out of wageslave now I can't wait any longer learning shit that takes eons before I start making money
>Aren't those the type of jobs that have an overwhelming laundry that expect you to haul ass all the time?
That's fast food...
Warehouse work isn't that bad compared to dealing with customers all by yourself. As long as you're not cripple, you'll be fine. Just when your gonna apply, just lie on your resume that you worked at seasonal position at Amazon and your good with handheld devices. Any warehouse will take you after that.
8,5*18 is 153 bucks a week, how can you live off that?
>just lie on your resume
I'm also a moralfag
>nb4 you're never going to get anywhere if you don't drop the moral compass
I don't want to be like the rest of this shitty society
Living with parents paying them rent 125$ a week
>fast paste
You can't be serious.. . You ever hear the number one rule of blue collar work? "if you're not doing the bare minmum, then you're doing someone else's job." Your bosses are exploiting you, they've always have been and they always will be. That's why you got to fire back at them. Lie on your resume, take as many sick days as you can, drink on the job/interview to calm the nerves, fuck em! No one is gonna care a hundred years from now that you lied on your resume to go work some slave job to pay for your existence.
Listen to this guy , also learn a skill before its to late
I live of $35 a week in the Netherlands :p
I don't know shit about blue collars.
>everyone is shitty and will exploit you
>become just like them and stoop down to their level
I'm sorry anons I just can't, being a shitty person is just not who I am nor will ever want to become.
I feel like it's already too late since I wasted so much time as a wageslave.
>aren't trades pay to learn for like 3+ years before you actually get hired to do something?
Nah, welders are in high demand! you can earn 100k easy
How will I be making income while at trade school then?
Being a wageslave AND living in the city isn't living. It's stasis.
I live in the suburbs I never want to live in the city I prefer living out the country hills
deep sea welders right?
>deep sea welding
I can already sea myself dying underwater due to a malfunction
what do you think of freecodecamp?
they get you to learn html and css at first, the initial projects piss me off, formatting/styling in css was annoying as hell for me.
"Hi , i'd like to order a big mac menu with fries and a coke without any sauce please" , that'd be fine."
No seriously , take some of your money and invest it.
Right now everything notices at all time high , i'd suggest to invest 20 to 40% of your money you want to invest and keep the rest as cash reserve.
Garbage man, unironically. Those guys make a killing for the level of experience it requires.
Actual stocks or shitcoins?
because I got 30$ worth of shitcoins
Really, is it really that braindead? how much is the average pay?
I would do that as long as I don't have to drive.
You have 4 years to get on your shit.
The burbs is still the city, at least in my opinion. I live in the country, I have a 90 minute drive to where I have my businesses going on... so once a month or so, I put on my fancy suit and drive into the city and act like Mr. Asshole owner and scare the wagies into working. I make $40k to $50k a year, chilling in my cabin, playing video games, fishing, hunting. Life's pretty good.
Why does it seem like once I hit thirty I'm just useless and it's all over?
I wish I had your life
Start working nightshift on a desk job / reception. What you are looking for is:
Medium sized hotels 50 rooms +
Apartment complex with good tenant s in it
Warehouse / office security.
It will be an instant upgrade to burger house because you can sit down and there is less going on. HR will be thankful to have a somewhat competent guy sitting there because all they kind find is druggies. You can browse Jow Forums and learn the ins and outs of the business and climb up the ladder to a better position.
wouldn't I have to do like stressful paper work tho?
I know it can't be just sitting around all day doing nothing
>I wish I had your life
As long as you can live frugally and understand how capitalism works, it's not that hard as long as you aren't trying to become a gazillionaire. Read "Think and Grow Rich" and "Rich Dad, Poor Dad".
Tried looking up those jobs and there are all 48mins to an hour away not including traffic jams.
Literally all the good jobs are in the biggest city and we only have one vehicle.
I don't give a shit about money, I just don't want it to be a huge obstacle in my life, I want to be about to afford a wife and 20 children someday(no that is not an exaggeration)
yeah well ir you are 15 thats normal
>fast paste
it's over for you I'm sorry
Get a student loan for trade school, include rent and bills. Yeah you'll be in debt afterwards but it'll be less than college debt and you'll be able to pay it off quicker.
user, srsly, go work on an oil rig.
>Loans
I'm going to have to give that a hard pass then, I never want to anything with loans.
I wouldn't last half a day, I couldn't even make it as a night janitor for 2 days
>Why does it seem like once I hit thirty I'm just useless and it's all over?
Because by 30 you've had more than enough time to get a halfway decent job. At the very least you should be working more hours and earning more shekels to buy crypto. Every week I put 2x your weekly earnings into bitcoin.
OP stop being a bitch, there's not a lot of options if you aren't willing to invest a little time and effort into learning something before you jump ship. Your biggest problem is that you whine too much and shoot down all the suggestions for bitch reasons.
>no debt
Stay poor, debt for the acquisition of assets is good... debt for acquisition of liabilities is bad.
>take a loan out to become a wageslave
Waste of money.
Just do your burgercuck and be happy you weren't born in a Nigerian slum
I kindly decline your debt offer Mr. Shekelstein
I'd rather be in the slums
options that will destroy my weak physique or 200 miles away from me.
Dont listen to him
Get a loan and chuck all into bitcorn
Nice try Schlomo but the hedonic treadmill ensures that we won't ever be content with your mindless wagecuckery.
As much as bitcoin has been brutishly manipulated I'd rather not touch till it crashed to 2000$
>fast paste environments
Lolllll you deserve minimum wage you fucking retard
>mr. Shecklestein
Once again. If you are to use debt to purchase an asset such as an investment property or a business... that's good debt. Assuming the asset makes more money than it costs to finance. However, the funny thing about being a capitalist is that even if you LOSE MONEY, you can write it off on your taxes and break even.
The issue is when you use debt to purchase (lose money) to buy a liability (lose money again) to repay said debts with interest (lose money AGAIN!). All it does is putting you in a money trap. If you don't know the difference between asset and liability, you'll never be a capitalist.
>fast paste environments
Based retard
>Literally all the good jobs are in the biggest city and we only have one vehicle.
retard flyovers still can't wrap their head around this when they whine about cities
Fucking based user here
What does that even mean
You're a fucking bitch who will never make it, every valid suggestion in this thread you've made an excuse. Enjoy making my burgers retard.
you gotta be mentally and physically strong af for that job.
Bitch it takes money to make money! Seriously have a look at welding, welders are hard to come by at the moment!
The answer is that you shouldn't work at all. Any job that you get is likely to get outsourced to India, or you are likely to get replaced by some imported work visa holder.
Go on welfare and stress the system. Take the west back by using it's own frauds against itself. Then, when the time comes, throw all the bankers and financial service hawks into the ocean.
This larp lmfao. user says he wants a wife and 20 kids while doing practically nothing, not even "stressful paperwork" or anything to destroy his "weak physique." On the off chance this is real- no fuck that. I refuse to believe anyone is this entitled and delusional.
How the fuck is asking questions and stating what options I cant physically or mentally be capable of be bitching?
which I'm not
I don't have a problem with learning to weld I just want to be paid to learn
>welfare
I'm not a nigger and I'm too lazy to bother with the paporwork
>throw all the bankers and financial service hawks into the ocean.
I wish that was possible
I'm being genuine here tho
It isn't about being a black. It's about shutting off the spigot for blacks and non-whites, and foreigners in general.
Every white man who works is a slave. You are nothing more than a paypig for negros and other non-whites, as well as monied, grandfathered nepotistic bloodlines in the finance services to use for production and consumption, for their greater financial schemes.
Where i live you can do a savings plan on stocks , which starts at 25€ per month.
its not much but its a good start to build a solid foundation. If i were you i'd put my savings plan on a dividend focused low volatility ETF with low cost. I guess that'd be perfect for someone in your position
Surely it will increase in like 20 years right if I did?
>making at least 18 hours a week 8.50$ an hour
And you wonder why you're stuck in a shitty job.
If you're truly unable to work because of physical and/or mental incapacitation, you can go on disability and boom, you're problem is "solved."
If you're "not a nigger" but somehow also simultaneously "too lazy to bother"... you don't deserve to be anything more than a piece of refuse living in squalor.
You've had multiple valid suggestions itt, and the only requirement from you is discipline and commitment. You aren't going to be paid to learn if you can't differentiate between "paced" and "paste," there's a reason scholarships exist and I'm sorry but you don't qualify.
If you are somehow being genuine and this isn't just another monday morning wagie larp, you need to unironically go full boomer and grow a pair, get some work ethic, and jump into whatever opportunity you can. You already have a job, so try to excel at that whilst your resume floats around. Let's say you get into a warehouse, okay good now excel at that. Your dream job won't fall into your lap first try, and it definitely won't be step 2 after macDaddy's burger palace.
I'm done fixing your shit, fuck you and fuck your shitty bait.
>I don't have a problem with learning to weld I just want to be paid to learn
But you live in Burgerland, The country with the highest inequality in the world! Why would you expect anything?
No one except McJob tier jobs will pay you to learn.
Just KYS
t. Welder who makes $100k
They hired too many people so I have less hours
and the managers only get paid 10$ an hour
user the only thing I bitched about with the suggestions was that they were like 50 miles away that's not my fault, and I don't feel like I'm entitled for anything.
I really hate america but there's nowhere else that's better
No one can predict if a stock/etf will rise or fall , you gotta cost average in the mean time to get the best average buy price
>I don't have experience in anything, I have a small attention span and can work on one thing at a time, I'm a very slow worker, I'm not good in fast paste environments freak out under pressure.
Fantastic job selling yourself. Hope that's the opening line to your CV.
How'd you get into this situation? I'm guessing you didn't carry on with education past highschool?
It's your mindset faggot, until you make it, everything is your fault.
>I really hate america but there's nowhere else that's better
You really are dumb aren't you! You drank the kool aid!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
He thinks his third world county is the best!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yo what fucking state do you live in?? I found work with a temp agency making $18.75 an hour. I do 84 hours every 2 weeks. My job is so easy even a retard could do it, basically just twisting screws all day. I even cheated on my drug test. 12 hour days but I don't mind because the first week's paycheck covers my monthly expenses.
I was in community college for 2 months then dropped out that was back in 2011
Even tho it isn't
then point out the best since you know which country is better
Texas
Oil fields in Midland Texas my guy. Third quarter this year they start drilling my friend. You don't even need to get into oil you can go work at McDonald's for $17/hr, they have trouble keeping people because everyone is going to the oil fields. Hell if you don't even want to do that you could sell Gatorades outside the oil sites and make serious dosh. Supply and demand baby
Ultimately it's all on you. How bad do you want it?
Hell yeah
>sell Gatorades outside the oil sites
Wait I'm allowed to do that?
I know you're trolling but damn you suck
>Follows rules & laws like a good goy
You're never going to make it
you are a shame to your parents get your shit together and try to make them proud before they die then you can slack off and kill yourself or whatever
I guess, you never been to california
you're a fucking idiot and you're sense of morality is objectively shallow, your excuse that you're better than people and you don't want to be like "shitty" people in society is a meme and nothing but cope at your worthlessness
Buy both stocks and shitcoins. Don’t put your eggs in one basket
>no it isn't
It. Is. All. About. Mindset. Faggot.
You either act responsible for everything or you remain a perpetual victim of circumstance. THOSE ARE YOUR TWO CHOICES. You don't get to retort with some snarky nihilistic mantra because at the end of the day you're still the faggot who's underperforming at McDonald's.
>fast paste
>then point out the best since you know which country is better
There is no best country! God, your dumb! Sorry you got brainwashed into thinkin the US was still operating in the 50's. Keep flipping those burgers!
Your not welder material, I can tell!
But I'm not
>following the rules is bad
I'm not claiming better than anyone but that is a shitty personality that I personally don't want to be a part of
Only when I was a child
but I don't do much to under preform
Fuck man, if this isn't a troll then you're breaking my heart user. Nothing hurts me more than seeing a soul that has been effectively demoralized. Your mind has been vandalized with the belief that you're not good enough, that anything you try will lead to failures that there's no use in trying anyways because you were always going to fail. You were never taught that inside yourself you possess the greatest gift of all gifts to ever be given in the entire universe: Consciousness.
With symbols we can control the path of man, with consciousness we can control reality. It's ok to fail user, as long as you keep trying and don't give up. Diamonds are forged with immense pressure, stars cannot shine without darkness.
What I'm trying to say is get off your fucking ass bro
Judging from this thread, what makes you think you deserve a job that pays well?
You don't seem very bright
Lacking any skills
No ambition
Be an uber driver or something.
I'm not material for anything
Not gunna lie reading that actually hit me pretty hard
I'm not good at driving either, last night I went to Kroger to buy some groceries but on the way home I ended up in another city and almost crashed into another car because I didn't know that I was supposed to switch lanes on the big wide highways.
Why'd you drop out? I'm guessing you know this situation is all your fault, but from what you've said in this thread you're never going to get out of it unless you seriously take a good long look at yourself and change your mindset completely.
Wanting 20 kids? signing on to welfare something you can't be bothered to do? refusal to live in a city to work? wanting someone to pay you a good income while also teaching you how to do a trade from nothing? I'm almost certain this entire thread is just bait trying to piss off as many people as possible.
Get on welfare, apply for every low-skill job possible and be willing to move as far away as needed and lie through your teeth to get it OR take out student loans in order to learn a trade, and start investing a percentage of your income ASAP so if you do end up not being a waste of oxygen, you could afford a family. There's always the army.
Most important thing, though, is to stop being a massive fucking bitch
I don't even know how to respond to that
Do they give student loans to anybody? I have a plan to take out a student loan with 0 intention of paying it back so I can use the money to open a tiki bar in SE Asia. What's the biggest student loan I can get?
there is no shame in honest work. what you need to do is to get better qualifications.
The app the drivers use has a GPS telling you exactly where to drive, if you can't follow simple instructions from a computer generated voice, there is no helping you.
So why is everyone else telling me to lie and cheat the system?
I was using google maps
Respond by doing, numbnuts. Every time you post in this thread à la It physically hurts me.
No clue how it works in America. If it's anything like the UK then you can take out government and private loans, but both of them require evidence of you being enrolled into some form of higher education.