Wtf I love capitalism now

wtf I love capitalism now

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It’s the way of the road wagie

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>10 minute walk
you're telling me they don't have some kind of big brain transportation meme in those big ass warehouses to get people to the toilets?

Porta potty... on wheels!

WAAAAAAGIES

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Capitalism is great if you're the capitalist. Moral of the story? Become a capitalist.
Besides working conditions in communism were never any better.

But to become a capitalist you need capital. Most of these billionaires started off with daddy’s trust fund or inheritance

Intelligence is majority inherited so its hardly a surprise.

ROBOTS don't have this problem

Bezos is the definition of self-made.

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*sssiiiiippp* Whaddya mean you don't wanna work for Uncle Bezos at the warehouse?

Listen son, your parents let you try to sort a job out for yourself but it hasn't worked out yet, now you're lucky we've got family connections to help you get a leg in to the industry.

It will only be a temp job for a few years and your Uncle has even promised you're gonna get one of the newer Wage Cages with built in porta-potty and water filter/recycler to keep you hydrated at work.

No, I don't wanna hear about your crypto coin bits, Son, it's time for you to start earning real money that you can actually hold in yer own two hands. Get off the computer, get dressed and get in the car.

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Based

Bezos would not be rich if he was black. Someone would come in and exploit him. Same if he were hispanic or Jewish or Muslim.

>Jewish
You were doing so good. Gotta be more subtle than that.

>mfw warehouse worker for competitor
>make $20/h plus benefits, PTO
>compressed workweek, as much OT as I want
>job is easy as fuck

Amazon will crumble from within, those with sustainable strategies and good ethics will prosper in the end

That's not how it works

Jow Forums I love you

You'd think so but it won't because they've already squeezed out competition.

GET IN YOUR WAGECAGE WOJACK

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a company has to be attractive to its customers, not employees, in order to thrive. I'm pretty sure your employer can not offer products with the same prices Amazon can.

RACE. TO. THE. BOTTOM.

This has been known for many years. "Labor Costs" is just the term Capitalists use for workers' wages.

The entire Capitalist strategy: 1. Maximize profit 2. Minimize expenses.

Labor is the biggest expense.

THEREFORE UNDER GLOBAL CAPITALISM, LITERALLY EVERYONE IS BEING PITTED AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A RACE TO DE-VALUE THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. HELLO? WAKE THE FUCK UP. GLOBAL SLAVERY UNDER DOLLARS AND JEW POLITICIANS.

REVOLT NOW.

unironically

It's a big thumb that doesn't stop pressing

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As per the book "Capital in the 21st Century", the biggest study of millionaires in America, 80-86% are self-made millionaires. With first generation millionaires, adjusted for inflation, is highest now since it has been measured in the 1970s. It may be harder in nations with less economic freedoms, but if you're in a developed country you have no excuse.

What IS inherited is the mentality of the poor, especially the phrase "you need money to make money" which allows the proletariat class to cope. Look at lottery winners, they almost all go broke, many end up poorer than they started. However you can receive the teachings of wealthy parents and without a single inherited dime or contacts, should be able to make themselves to the capitalist class. You can invest with other people's money.

In the information age, there is no reason to not be a capitalist, being a poor wageslave is a matter of choice.

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>you with you were White lmao

Do you have a lisp while typing or something? The fuck?

>"self made"
ahahahaha

It's nice to see that not everyone is clueless, useful idiots

Yeah, it's actually not very difficult to be honest, maybe a millionaire is hard, but being a capitalist? You just have to be frugal, not waste money on "looking rich" and smart enough to leverage other people's money to your advantage to own a corporation (and invest) and have wageslaves to pay for your tendies, and they deserve it, too for being such cuks.

to be fair million isnt that much these days. its basically "middle class"

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Nice quads, not middle class unless you live in San Francisco or something. But a million dollars in assets (your domicile is not an asset, it's a liability)... is still rich AF here in Idaho.

Honestly, low iq wagies are just looking for any excuse to piss in bottles. I know from experience.

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Honestly, I respect neets more than wagies, they pay all the taxes, get no benefits from the system, and sell their TIME their most valuable asset for a pittance. Rather than in bottles, I'd like to piss on a wageslavexs head in their wagecage robots unable to get out.

>you with you were white

Hey Mike Tyson

thank you user for making us all laugh

my NEET bottle pissing skills will finally pay off

>bezos
>white
I guarantee you he doesn't consider himself white. He belongs to another tribe.

>not wearing a catheter and colostomy bag to be more efficient
i need to pitch this to amazon

I don't get it

Sole reason I still come this board

God bless you, user

You need to go back.

if the population wasn't growing exponentially, we'd have fewer people to compete with
blame biology, nature, and spics/nignogs

>we don't need unions anymore

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Jfc, the Amazon warehouse is there inspiration for the majority of biz memes. This shit is getting ridiculous.

>(your domicile is not an asset, it's a liability)
so many people and boomers fail to realize this

No I don't get why he's on top of a portapotty and not home being comfy

lol I work on the railroad and piss wherever I am all the time. Management has probably seen my cock hundreds of times on their super HD cameras. I'm sure they'd rather I piss wherever I am in the yard instead of walking sometimes up to a mile to a shitter.

>The Amazon Warehouse measures 700,000 sq ft and workers may face a ten minute, quarter-of-a-mile walk to two toilets on the ground floor.
>quarter-of-a-mile walk to two toilets on the ground floor.
>two toilets
>two
I hate companies that waste my hard earned shareholder money on luxuries for the poor.

He got a comfy job as a wage jockey so he could buy more linkies

from a business perspective, which makes more sense to you:

A. wasting millions of dollars on transport systems for your workers to use the bathroom

B. letting your workers piss in plastic bottles

C. Replace faulty, fleshy vessels with automated robots.

There are OSHA requirements about restroom facilities.

Robots are expensive and you need to pay high-salary techies to maintain them

Catheters and colostomy bags
they can change their shit and piss bags off company time

"A few weeks ago, Amazon said it will be at least 10 years before the company is running fully-automated warehouses. But partial automation is already underway. According to Reuters, Amazon is considering installing two machines at dozens of warehouses that have the potential to replace at least 24 jobs at each location. If Amazon were to roll the machines out across its 55 US fulfillment centers for standard-sized inventory, that could lead to more than 1,300 job cuts.

Sources told Reuters that Amazon is considering the CartonWrap machines from CMC Srl, which can build boxes around custom orders and add seals and labels. The machines can reportedly build 600 to 700 boxes per hour, which is four to five times faster than a human. And with the machines sold for $1 million, Amazon could recover its costs in under two years, Reuters' sources said."

So let's see- we have NEET user who thinks automation is a meme that somehow results in an equal amount of displaced jobs, or at least similar total labor costs vs. a multi-billion dollar company who has actually done the math and knows that automation means more profit long term. Hmm, I wonder who I should believe.

As robotic technology marches on, they'll get cheaper and cheaper.

Imagine working for amazon in 2019 knowing how shitting it is.

Worse employer than Walmart desu.

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Just because he calls himself Bezos doesn't mean he isn't Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen

I work at amazon, we had someone piss in one of the drawer bins on night shift and someone was masturbating in the aisle on that same shift. The time off task meme is true, we do get punished for being a minute or two late(literally). They made us lose time on our breaks as well by making us have two "thirty minute" breaks, when technically speaking we have to make our last scan just at break time. We drive on order pickers and spend nearly a third of that time driving and getting off or back on. They wrote someone up because they made their last scan at 1:13(break is at 1:15 and ends at 1:45), she made her first scan back from break at about 1:48. We used to have two 22 minute(the real break was technically 15 but the extra 7 minutes was for getting harnessed up and out into an aisle) scan to scan breaks with a 30 minute lunch with a five minute grace period before clock out. Just fuck my shit up.

Wagies wagies stuck in cagies
Neet is cool
Neet is comfy
Neet has sauce, tendies, and no school

This. Anybody who works for them honestly deserves it, it’s all over the news. Literally any other job is better, and it’s the same if not more

Good, fuck you. I need cheaper products. There needs to be ways we can bio-engineer more productive employees by mutating them into biological monstrosities that are extremely efficient at specific tasks or maybe lobotomizing them so they don't seek the urge to even have breaks?

There's so many ways we can abuse the wageslaves to their fullest. Maybe a few will go mad or die in the process, but there's a shitton of applications for these semi-humans piling up everywhere.

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True, but what the rich inherite also is security and stable upbringings, which not only leads to better upbringing that influences their future decisions, but also affords them to spend their time thinking of bettering themselves rather than anxiety from their poor or dysfunctional family.

I grew up with a single mother and to make my money was a struggle against a destructive family who taught me nothing about investing and tried her damnedest to instill a loser's mentality in me. I've seen this shit everywhere. It's not the inherited money, tho that helps... It's 100% the upbringing and security of knowing you'll be OK if you fall on your face and not worry about family complaining and asking for money.

kek

the neets and the wagies have come full circle i see

>make employers cover healthcare, maternity leave, vacation, discrimination/sexual harassment lawsuits, minimum wage, and a trillion other burdens
>only the most absolutely ruthless and dehumanizing business models which treat employees like trash can thrive
>wow capitalism has failed

if the neetbux dries up im sure those piss bottle skills are something you can put on your amazon resume

Keked

This is true, but there are plenty of fucked up rich families, but the upbringing is sometimes a double-edged sword, the trustfund meme is sometimes true and their kids turn into manchildren/womanchildren and are fucked up for life. I'm not leaving a penny to my kids... just how I raise them. I'm donating all my money to nature charities.

while i am i capitalist im not the hard core slit their throat type capitalist, maybe why not a billionaire.
that said, capitalists are digging their graves with things like this, shit like this will result in the rise of communists

gys shloamo

>implying the average wagie's life has any value

There's a reason there's things such as minimum wage, the free market makes sure to treat plebs like plebs

The richest guy I know is a drunk, he's a lawyer, his wife's a nurse, they're fucking loaded but both of their kids are autistic (the best of them barely functional) because they had them in their 40s or some shit.

>lawyer
If doctors are kings of wageslaves, lawyers are princes of wageslaves.

it is pretty terrible that this is even a thing, unless it's fake news or over-exaggerated AS FUCKING USUAL.

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Jesus mate, I didn't even say that it was entirely wrong. I get the whole master and slave morality thing, whining about more freedoms and liberties(unions and communism) doesn't help anything. It actually hurts everyday people like yourself from expanding because you have to comply with stupid regulations. The truth is, there will always be slaves and that's not a bad thing. I just need to get good.

shit and piss on the floor is nothing unusual for the pajeet in the pic

You seem levelheaded, if I knew you IRL I'd coach you. Actually, most rich people are willing to mentor you if you are ready to listen and ask nicely.

There needs to be ways we can bio-engineer more productive employees by mutating them into biological monstrosities that are extremely efficient at specific tasks or maybe lobotomizing them so they don't seek the urge to even have breaks?

this is part of the premise of brave new world, the gammas are engineered from birth to be the work force and given just enough iq to complete tasks

american union bosses usually collude with management to fuck over workers anyway. what we need is communism

Honest question...

Why do you people feel like you can't make it? (Assuming you're in a developed nation)

You literally have the sum of human knowledge at your fingertips.

Do you see yourself as uniquely retarded and unable to learn skills?

There's no reason anyone with an IQ over 100 should be making less than $100k per year if you have internet access.

In Minecraft

>Amazon
>Capitalism
Amazon is socialism. The government gave them lower shipping costs than anyone else to destroy all competition. Welcome to socialism, its government intervention, it always leads to total control of your life. In a capitalist world the legislature would be arrested for favoring this company.

This thread is bad for my sides.

Bycicle stations

I never have to piss at work
Never had to piss at school either
I dont piss when i should be working

Letting your workers use a transportable bathroom system

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those slaves better get to work. my package is due tomorrow and it better arrive on time or i'll call and complain.

That's right. Gotta make sure Mr. Shekelstein's getting his money's worth.