/smg/ - Stock Market General

trapped longs edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For LCI buyers:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

previously on smg:

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Can fomo into otlk, yolo.

that OP pic is very unbased.

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PROTIP
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kys

LCI to $100!

What a day to oversleep...

Did anyone doubt that there was money to make on that Tesla dip? Or that CGC would rally on the news of a new CFO?

Going to fomo into otlk

COMFY BULLS WW@

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POST COMFY BULLS

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Actual photo of these past two weeks.

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damn that looks comfy af. top bull

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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MAX your IRA, then move on to other investment vehicles

MAX your IRA

And the journey begins today.

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The newswires at 4:00 p.m. EST today.

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is there any reason to buy short term bond etfs like BIL and SHV right now?

Requesting a non-faggot OP for next thread.

Yes yes yes

LCI to $100

guess that mean you wont be making it -_-;

Getting REAL SICK of making mistakes and missing opportunities here!

>anime girl
>guro/torture
>OC
>hints at our non-trip, non-catchphrase regulars, our best regulars

Not seeing the problem here.

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Can I buy OTC penny stocks in my Roth IRA at Fidelity?

Ror! /smg/ posters are all the best posters!

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great trading

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Don’t know, but I did at schwab without a problem.

Teach me how to stop being such a shit at stonks plz. Then you can strangle me with piano wire or whatever, I don’t care.

is that so

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Don‘t mind me I‘m just writing calls again.

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>smug anime girl right before power hour

What does it mean? Oh no...

This was a fluke. We are going into a bear market as we speak.

Anyone else buying UVXY calls today on sale?

Why did the entire food sector crash today and ruin my PEP

weakness hour

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World hunger was solved by the Liberals crying. Didn't you see?

Requesting soma.fm tier comfy songs to relax after work, smoke weed, and watch the market
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>All in all it's just a start
>All we had was more than that
>All in all I can't go back
>To where we started out

>All in all it's just your fault
>Made me feel respect no more
>All in all I can't go back
>Blind my mind inside

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The market will dump massively. "Trade wars are easy to win" lol, China won't give an inch in negotiations because the leadership can't show weakness to the populace. Either the "deal" will be half baked bullshit that leaves US worse off than before but allows a stock pump so that a few select people can exit, or we're dumping fast and hard.

It used to be green... It was all green...

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Here it comes

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S-slipknot's new single song...maybe? :)
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amv summer song

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Everything is fine.

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comfy

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>nothing high enough to sell
>nothing low enough to buy
What the fuck is fine about this?

Is NAK under valued or over valued right now? has it reached its bottom? Is this a cheapie for free gains?

S&P 500 painting a (bear) flag

hes ready for winter

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Oh what? What even is this? If LCI fucking closes at opening price AGAIN I'm gonna sit and wait patiently.

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These UVXY puts are fucking golden! Now that war with Iran has been cancelled we're going to new ATH's and UVXY is going to keep approaching 0!

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Bought otm BYND puts today please dump fake meat

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Varus... Quinctilius Varus... Give me back my gains!!!!!!!

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TYSON FOODS DIP
Buyable? Is this only happening because tech is “okay” now, because of a 90 day reprieve?

Swine disease seems very bullish for Tyson, and they still haven’t revealed their meat alternative, right? All they ah e to do is announce a partnership with chipotle or McDonald’s for their fake meat and boom, bullrung?

>war be cancelled
Says fuckkng who? Last I checked we’de Still at posturing. They get into fighting grasshopper stance, we get into crane style, so they switch to monkey paw, etc.

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You must be new here. They do this every summer lmao even when Obama was in office it was like clockwork. Every year at exactly the beginning of May they start posturing and banging war drums.

Ror!
>war cancelled
>we now return to our regular scheduled programming
>up next: trade war. If you dont behave I'm going to cancel that too!

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Ahhhhhh! End of day LCI RALLY! GO GO GO! IM ALMOST IN THE GREEN!

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When exactly did writing calls become cool? Or is it that everyone who writes calls became smug all of a sudden? I don't know. I wasn't aware that smg was all that into the concept until recently. Either way, it's always a good move.

buy Kelloggs

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Why is it always a good move? Peeps can buy your assets.

Should I buy a September exp strangle and pray we either get a golden bull or massive apocalypse?

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Why is JWN pumping?

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It will steadily head up long term with an 8%+ spurt every now and then. They can't keep it down forever when it's paying debts.

It's all fun and games until the calls moon and you need to buy them back higher or get cucked out of your preciouses

I'll sell you some AMRS $17.50 call with an exp 6/21 if you'd like. They're going for $10 a piece and I have 3k shares. That means I can put $300 in my pocket today and worst case scenario I have to sell my stock for 4x today's price next month. Either way you win, as long as the strike is above your cost.

Oh dang! I didnt know the premiums were that high!

Tried a phix. No longer certain about MO’s stake in Juul.

Yeah, but if you pick the right calls it's not a problem. I guess I should have said it's a good idea, as long as you know your stocks aren't going anywhere that fast. Just pick options that are way out of the money with a shorter exp. Sure, you don't get rich doing this, but it adds up if you're doing it regularly. Just make sure that you're making a smart bet and don't get greedy. When you follow that rule you'll generally make a profit off the sale anyway.

meh, we're not super inflated based on price to earnings right now. could be less but there's still room for growth. earnings over the next few quarters will determine on whether or not I continue to shore more cash or continue to invest. there's always an undervalued company somewhere

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Should I be holding NAK and LCI right now?

It is a nice feeling getting that cash up front, can't deny that. I only did it once with AMD and the calls I wrote mooned and it was sort of depressing.

Yes on LCI. Cant speak on NAK. What's your cost per share?

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LCI yes, NAK is and has always been shit
Will take decades for any profit to come out of NAK

what do you all think of AYX? good company?

What does it mean if a stock drops hard after earnings with a lot of volume on the selloff, then stays about the same with little to no volume for a week? I know it raises the IV a lot, but do you think thats a sign of recovery?
Ticker in question is SITO
Any TA fags will be rewarded with good vibes

>Will take decades for any profit to come out of NAK
Pssst. You wanna hear a secret? It never will. The Pebble Deposit is a political landmine.

No. Means peeps bailed. Nasdaq deficient. Was that there before?

any dividends you prefer?
any good cheap ones or just stick to divi aristocrats?

NRZ

thanks!

Would you retards with NBRV calls get stronger hands? There's zero reason these long calls should be trading at 68-70 cents, yet fags are still selling.

Get a grip, it makes my portfolio look shitty.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .51%, not great but alright. I did p good yesterday, flipped my UVXY at open while hungover in my hotel room. Told you SPY would gap down a little. I'm back from my trip, unfortunately it wasn't a vacation like the substitute dinger said yesterday; it was pretty sad and disturbing. On the bright side I get to go on a real vacation to San Fran this weekend!
I was also unsurprised to hear movie night was a failure, I probably won't be able to host it this Saturday either so good luck! What a long blogpost, I'm going to snuggle under covers and read comics; it's all rainy and cozy here.

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i'm partial to dividend growth stocks. Visa (V), Illinois Tool Works (ITW), Microsoft (MSFT), Apple (AAPL), Cisco (CSCO), Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) and Proctor & Gamble (PG). Those are some of my core stocks.

They aren't nasdaq deficient; they're above 1.00 and have 28m mkt cap

ez clap. Sell calls anons

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With that being said, I just bought 8000 shares LOL I'm a fucking monster. Incoming moon mission or an hero

What was the premium on that? You paid top dollar I bet dumbass

Packed in +$1,500. Currently retracing a (-$9,000) pullback from two weeks ago when I re-entered the top right before the international dick-measuring contest began.

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I ken that feel, laddy.

Up 10 percent because I caught the BSV pump in Robinhood, but would be up 15 or 20 percent if people would stop shaking out the weak hands in NBRV.

I'm really not in any other stocks in my swing trading folio. My dividend folio is still down sadly. Waiting for a better re entry into the stock market for the time being.

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Schwab says deficient. May be delisted

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!
I got stoplossed out of KBLB this morning and didn’t even realize. Lost at least $1K. I’m so fucking sick of losing and losing and losing. I feel sick.

DOUBLE DUBSSSS!!!

But why’d you stop prefacing with “this is risky”? Just assume everyone knows stocks shilled here are risky?

Been looking at JQC tbdesu...

yeah but that wouldn't be announced for like a month would it? They only just had earnings drop 50% of their value

See

>Patience is a virtue, user.

My bad.

Hey you, this could be risky. May lose principal bla bla bla. High divvies tho.

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Nordstrom (NYSE:JWN) reported quarterly earnings of $0.23 per share which missed the analyst consensus estimate of $0.43 by 46.51 percent. This is a 54.9 percent decrease over earnings of $0.51 per share from the same period last year. The company reported quarterly sales of $3.349 billion which missed the analyst consensus estimate of $3.57 billion by 6.19 percent. This is a 3.46 percent decrease over sales of $3.469 billion the same period last year.

Thanks for the tip Shot Caller.

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San fran sucks, I hope haight ashbury burns down

Up 3.5%
It's much easier to make big money on red days

>I ken that feel, laddy.
Man, I have a new strat. I'm gonna put up a sell order of 1/3 of my calls at the 95 cent mark, and then rebuy when dipshits tank it back down. Might as well. I can stand to walk away from a third of my positions and still catch a moonshot in August. Might even put it towards buying shares instead just in case August goes sour, idk.

I'm still fighting on the line
you know how it is
'up' today by a couple hundred bucks but we'll see

I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO LOAD UP ON JWM PUTS YOU FAGGOTS WHO LISTENED TO ME???