You do keep a container for your spare change right?

Last time a had almost a hundred bucks in that thing

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>carrying cash
BOOMER

I have two. One for pennies and one for everything else. Cashing in the silver one is always around 500 dollars.

I use an empty cookies can.

Or a delivery person. Or any tiped job. Or anyone who is going out for drinks.

Not going to make it

I have an empty costco pickle jar that is almost half way full. am I going to make it?

Hell yeah. I use a coffee can

Your going to make it with the lunch your going to buy with it.

Why haven’t you wrapped them in the rolls user? You’re happy to give 10% to the coin counter? Never gonna make it

That's jew thinking

Come upstairs once and awhile. Your mother and I miss you user.

>be you
>steps up to counter with Sip
>pajeet informs is $2.29 sir pls
>fumble into wallet for chip card
>insert chip card
>AUTHORIZING
>DO YOU WANT CASH BACK?
>presses NO but screen is not calibrated
>actually pressed cancel
>restarttransaction.exe
>AUTHORIZING
>DO YOU WANT CASH BACK
>use pen to correctly select NO
>ENTER PIN
>enters PIN
>wait... 10s
>AUTHORIZED
>waits for receipt
>elapsed time 165 seconds

>be me
>buying water
>pajeet: is $1.59 pls sir do needful
>hand $2
>get change
>elapsed time

That is a telekinetic device.
The energy of previous owners is ectoplasmically diluted around your place.
>money battery
if from rich (which rarely carry them) or
>poverty magnet
otherwise.

>never gonna make it

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Look where the Jews are, then look where you’re at. I rest my case

Fucking kek

where are the jews?

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THE BANKERS MADE CHANGE JUGS WORTHLESS. IN 1906 YOU COULD FUNCTION WITH THOSE FUNDS. CRIMINAL.

>hover phone quickly above
>magically done
>no PIN
>1.3 sec

>nigger steals your phone
>wipes out bank account

>not having a gun
That's all on you buddy.

I basically always pay with cash bills and collected 800 euro bux (= 1k dollar bux or so at the time) in a decade.

>Your phone falls out of your pocket
>Nigger steals your phone
>Wipes out your bank account and crypto
>You use your gun to kill yourself

That sounds about right, no point in just throwing it away. If I used to drop change on the ground I would just leave it

>Step up to till
>pajeet cashier greets me
>hey buddi how you
>$3.15 for Perrier
>Perrier is on for $5 for 2, buddi.
>no thanks just the one please
>ok buddi $3.15 please
>hand him $5.15
>no buddi it’s $3.15. Too much buddi
>explain to him how change works
>elapsed time 180sec

Can’t wait til an Amazon drone will deliver so I don’t need to leave he house.

Yeah with that password, username or fingerprint is the nig going to steal anything. If anything cash is way easier to steal and its hard to trace back.

Use the acorns app you fucking boomer