Stages of denial in regards to Craig being Satoshi

Stage 1: "LOL at this australian lunatic going on TV. Imagine believing this fraud."

*Gavin Andressen, Jon Matonis, and Ian Griggs, one of the first people to work on Bitcoin verify and confirm Craig's signature.*

Stage two: "THEY WERE ALL MANIPULATED AND PAID OFF BY CRAIG!"

*It is determined that Ira Kleinman, the plaintiff suing Craig, submitted fake documents that showed what addresses supposedly belong to Craig.*

Stage three: "Yeah, well, Craig has frauded people before too. I have no evidence for this apart from the comments on r/bitcoin but reddit is always right!"

*Craig Wright gets copyright grants for Bitcoin code and white paper*.

Stage four: "Fuck off this is bullshit!. Noone else had been granted (not just registered) this copyright in the last 10 years but that's just a coincidence"

YOU ARE HERE.

*Craig Wright's documents showing the original Tulip Trust along with all actual addresses of his bitcoin holdings and the transactions showing the bitcoin sent to the trust are made public. Craig wins the lawsuit. *

Stage five: "THE JUDGE IS MANIPULATED. FUCK MY PATHETIC WHITE RACIST LIFE. THE INDIAN GUY WHO GOT RICH OFF THE ACTUAL BITCOIN IS A SCAMMER."

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even if you make a 1000 posts hell a billion posts about it, it won't make creg satoshi. he is and always will be faketoshi.

after trump we now have craig derangement syndrome. it's gonna be great

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Gerg i s satozi

Based and redpilled
Reddit is Down the hall and to the left

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You know I've been following BTC for 8 years now, I remember losing everything in GOX, then building it back up slowly. I've seen everything, read every conspiracy theory, every FUD, etc. I always knew somewhere down the line BTC would encounter serious opposition and sabotage. But never ever did I actually think that one of the biggest things holding back the legitimacy of BTC would be this fucking clown. With the two forks, the manipulated BCH pump on coinbase the precipitated the crash, and so on. Life truly is stranger than fiction, the idea that one single loser could spread so much toxicity and misinformation is astounding.

Stage 6:
I always knew that Craig was just a liar.

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>Not my president
Nice rare Craig

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kek, this shill pasta was posted verbatim in another thread. gj ranjeesh

That reddit comment made me kek hard. Why do BSV supporters have such good humour?

WHY IS THIS HOMO GRABBING ON WOMEN??

SATOSHI WOULD REPEKT WOMYN

> loser

multiple PhDs. Literally created the crypto market. Literally doesn't even give a fuck about money but somehow people think he's doing this for money when he was always rich.

Fucking kek.

Stay poor.

That smile user that damn smile

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>makes buttcorn
>forks said corn 4profit
>forks the shit out of the fork
>succumbs
Wtf is going on here !!??

>toxicity
Peak onions. I find it hard to believe that there are people who've been around this long and still think btc it Bitcoin.

>Sanjay vision thread

T.Satosh

just send 1 fucking coin to another wallet and I swear I'll believe he is satoshi. Till then, you are just a stinky shill

creg fagtoshi suckamoto can file 6 billion patents and he still won't be satoshi. must be frustrating.

Stage 1: "LOL Gavin Andressen, Jon Matonis, and Ian Griggs, one of the first people to work on Bitcoin verify and confirm Craig's signature, under closed doors, never publicly. He has access to the GENESIS BLOCK!"

*Does not sign a simple message publicly, does not log in to BitcoinTalk forum as satoshi, does not sign satoshi's PGP key*

Stage two: "BCH IS THE REAL BITCOIN"

*from 30% down to 3% of Bitcoin's price*

Stage three: "Yeah, well, Craig has his coins locked up in a trust (undisclosed) called tulip, that's why he can't access the keys to sign (don't ask about the Gavin sign). Negative gamma by the way"

*Forks BCH and loses hashwar*.

Stage four: "Fuck off this is bullshit!. Metanet, DNA, buzzwords, turning completeness, PATENTS OF 'IF' 'THEN', Twitter shitposting, Twitter banned, Lashing out against Szabo on his blog, Perjury caught on court (jail), Wikileaks taking a piss at Craig's frauds, lawsuits (0 wins), getting called out by Roger on youtube, spam Jow Forums daily with threats and shitposting, namefag BSV will win doesn't know how to make a secure tripcode and gets forked "

YOU ARE HERE.

*Craig Wright's documents turn out to be vapor trail, jail time for perjury, Calvin exit scams, Jimmy suicide. *

Stage five: "Did you hear about that hitman who killed that Craig guy on jail? I hear Le Roux was involved."

yea sure i’ll just buy some bsv on coinbase. oh wait.. i can’t... guess i’ll just keep buying bch...

>Hey guys I'm the real Satoshi Nakamoto
>Really? Send a BTC out of Satoshi's wallet to prove it
>"No because (insert reasons and mental gymnastics here)"

You're a fucking idiot if you believe this con man

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did you know that you own your house even if you lose your key?

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Any of them have anything to do with the creation of btc

honestly this guy goes to such great lengths to prove he is satoshi but won't do the simplest shit to prove he owns the addresses the first blocks where mined to.

It's legit far to big of a coincidence to me which is why I still have my doubts. Guy is silent and stays in hiding for fucking years and only after the crypto boom of the past 2 years guy comes out and makes claims he never backs up to prove himself to the community. Oh it's not following my original vision anymore? yeah? well where the fuck where you when the devs where taking it in that direction but bitcoin wasn't making huge amounts of money yet? If you really where so concerned and thought bitcoin really was the future why didn't you reintroduce yourself into the dev team then? Only after you see you can cuck people out of millions by starting your own bs coin and can make shit tons of money off of claiming to get the creator then you hop on this bandwagon?

shutup let me accumulate this 100x

Also the way he threatens other anonymous devs of other coins and puts ransoms out to find out their names doesn't seem like the type of person who was also anonymous for over a decade. You'd think a guy like satoshi would more than respect and understand other devs who wish to remain anonymous. Seems like 2 different types of people to me.

More like a calculated attempt to crush bitcoin backed by...someone

Funny post until you made it about "white people", which then gave everything else before that the tone of a coping third world shitskin.

I recognise that bulge

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Based and stiffpilled. Don't listen to Greg's sockpuppet accounts

Eat a burger and drown in a septic tank, pajeet.

child IQ

kek

This

Why doesn't he make a move with the original wallet?

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Here I'll fix that for you

>Even if you make a billion posts these sheep will bahhh all the way to CZ and get cucked always chasing pajeet tier coins while the real BTC takes over and they miss out forever

try harder curry kek

this shitcoin is going to dump hard very soon. this is just the dead cat bounce.

HAHAHAHAHA

#RESIST SATOSHI GAYLORDS

Look I found the faggot who wants 100.0000000% proof

Can't you just settle for 99.9% until the Craig can access the Tulip trust in Feb 2020

My stages of dealing with CSW being Satoshi.
>1. Who is this maniac pretending to be Satoshi?
>2. He is clearly a fraud
>3. Even if he is Satoshi, nobody cares about him or his shitcoin at this point
>4. Completely forget about CSW.