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Ryder Gutierrez
OMG it's red, fucking sell everything!
Adrian Parker
I see more red than I like. Learning everyday though.
Henry Walker
UP DOWN UP DOWN. Market can't make up its mind. VYM for the long-term win.
Juan Nelson
In case any of you niggas own Indian stocks, sell hdfc. It's going to crash tomorrow. -your friendly neighborhood aryaman
Adrian Cook
Current price 2,410.00INR +6.30 (0.26%) I'll come back tomorrow
Ethan Murphy
Why
Jaxson Jones
How can anons into the Indian stock market as a foreigner? I saw several brokers who looked really easy to open an account with, but you already need some ID number from the Indian gummint which I don't have. Can foreigners get that?
Kevin Fisher
THIRTY SIX MINUTES UNTIL WE ALL PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to sell my SOYB bags sooo bad like fuuuck Go to 850
Joseph Morris
Oh god apple just got very tasty again... fuggggg
(Nintendo too...)
Who the fuck is this? Writes for Cramer?
Jesus would not approve of animals becoming reverends.
Parker Hall
Hooray for TSLA cheapies!
Jace Phillips
This is so sad, we need to short Tesla somehow and long some American ETFs
Jeremiah Stewart
PLEASE #METOO DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE
PILE ON TO MCDOLAN BORGER SUE THEM FOR EVERY DIME
Logan Jackson
Oops, was meant for
Luke Ortiz
>he doesnt know Short until $20, cover and buy more. Hodl and cry til it hits $10, then wait until $1000. Rich man will you be
Michael Sullivan
The real thing, not the ETF?
Liam Lewis
Oh god I accidentally some BSV Stonk market players shouldn’t fuck with crypto should we... I don’t know what I’m even doing...
I should’ve bought another share of apple instead :|
Jackson Harris
Cant short sell on the app. Can only buy.
Brody Williams
BUFFETTSAMA I HAVE FAILED YOU!
Leo Stewart
I got the etf but referring to the futures price
Cooper Murphy
Friendly reminder to always write more calls
Cooper Powell
Anybody knows how long will it take for Ukraine bro to IPO his 500 $ fund with 1 TSLA share short and long of few ETFs ? I'm not sure if Im dumb or genius but I frequently cover my short take proceeds and short for more shares. If you short from 300 to 0 you make 100%, if you short from 200 to 0 you are also making 100%. So taking money out and shorting with more money should make me more money, right? Or am I just dumdum
Logan Kelly
Wha~~~ LCI what u doing? Pulled back to previous close....
just bought the LOW dip. Div aristocrat with missed earnings based on pricing issues, just acquired a company to help streamline that same issue and beat on revenue. down 10% today.
Once telsas get old enough to start breaking down and meme features like motorized door handles stop working and people realize they can't service their car anywhere, there's gonna be big problems for tesla
Juan Foster
>LCI Going to buy some shares here
Jose Long
No, that's where they introduce custom Tesla auto shops to fix those problems. Just another opportunity for profit.
Jaxon King
Wise choice fren. Remember to hodl in cash account!
Oops, forgot to keep an eye on square, got distracted by Ratsu’s pizza play, apple cheapies, bitcorn and TGT mooning, wand whatever is happening with KR and MMM.
>new game: $80 >used game: $75 >ripping eyes out of game trade in/sell: .25c >tfw profit 300x what you bought game for, AFTER he bought the same game from you for $80: priceless.
Sounds sustainable to me user
Jaxon Lee
I dont understand what’s so hard about brexit. Who gives a fuck if the EU is mad at you, the people voted to leave and they should honor that promise. It’s sad to see them bone the UK
EU has laws , you want out you have to pay fines you agreed upon ,simply speaking >Britain says "no fuck you" >EU says, "fuck your fuck you" and says, if you get out, we will break all trade and digital routes between us >Britain says oh shit, lets bluff "no, eu, you cant do that, I hold financial center of Europe in London" which is true, but >Eu_looks_at_frankfurt.gif >Eu_looks_at_paris.gif >thinking face >"you know what, I think youre useless tbqh, we can manage without you" >ohshit.jpg >"ummmmmmmmm, lets have a deal then, EU?" >"no" >"ummmmmmmmmmmmm, pretty please?" >"no" and then May comes up with some sort of a deal which is basically UK bows to EU does everything EU wanted from the beginning AND keeps all ties and regulations with loss of union status May deal is voted down by UK At this point EU tries not to die laughing and says "you know what, youre funny, we can neglect article 50 (I think) and get you back into EU without penalty" but Britain says "OH NONONONO, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!" and rejects this offer IN PARLIAMENT!!! so they legislatively forbid themselves getting back in on good terms
And since then they were doing nothing but postponing exit date
Angel Hill
They should rejoin their bros. That's us on the right.
It's the only option actually, just become American island but Trump is too busy putting tariffs on everyone so Britain is forced to delay exit because there's no way to go without big boy US paying for it.
Aaron Price
UVXY puts are green again! VIX is going to 0 now that we've entered the age of the euphoric golden bull.
US already pays for everything. Might as well take them in, as long as they get rid of their terrorists, dispose of welfare, and volunteer for military service
Dominic Hill
Hahahha suck it Wales
Chase Martin
thats nice christina now get back in the fucking kitchen
Cameron Perez
Britain is full blown clown world, would be insanity to support it
Isaiah Myers
Zzzzzz Donald what are you DOING we NEED that infrastructure
