/smg/ - Stock Market General

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List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For LCI buyers:
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Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
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previous thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-21/ravaged-by-pig-fever-china-s-farms-now-face-armyworm-invasion
reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/
globalresearch.ca/china-food-crisis-more-dangerous-than-trade-war/5677967
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First for LCI GAP OPEN TOMORROW

Trips for gap to $8.00

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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IRA HELLO

dudes jsut max it out lmao i mean come on

max it out

Anyone here have any secrets they want to share? Like where did that tesla leak come from? Where i find these leaks?

Almost all my 25% gains this year, gone in less than one month. fuck

Well tomorrow after I sell my calls I'll be disabling options on my account.
It's been a fun ride but it's time to get serious

>put myself into the red in just 1 week
You don’t know how it feels
You don’t know how it feels

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>all the retards in the last thread saying they will buy TSLA if it gets lower
Don't you know what a busted growth story looks like? If TSLA isn't growing, there is no reason it shouldnt trade at an automaker multiple. If TSLA stock was marked 0, it would have 50% more capitalization to revenue than VW from their debt alone.

lel

God bless you divibro. If it weren't for you I would have never jumped into divis. Like an idiot I tried options trading when I had no business in doing so.

So, long time lurker. I decided to try out robinhood but nearly got the day trader yank because I tried selling on the same day a few times (Whoops. Lesson learned) bright side is I DID make a dollar gain on 20 dollars invested.
I'm setting a year or two to build up liquidity to eventually try doing pattern day trading. Sucks that you have to have 25K in at all times (I only have 7K in savings. I just recently switched jobs). But For me, experience is the best teacher. I watched a few stocks I tied up assets in and saw how people were trading them (I kept the stocks I invested in as below 1 dollar stocks, that way I could track gains and losses more efficiently. I'm essentially in the practice phase right now. Learning the system and how I can make it work for me) and saw first hand how greed and fear can induce sell offs and buying sprees. Because I capitalized on that and closed the day by selling everything, I was able to buy, hold, and then sell to make a profit. 20 dollars is expendable. And it was enough to begin building up a good way of working with the markets to capitalize gains, and take advantage of sell offs.
I wouldn't say I have all the subtleties down. But it was a good learning experience.

Ooooohhhhhh

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I'm not red yet but the past two days has me going from up 13% down to being up 1%.
I'm about to cash out and just start doing puts.

You don't trade hype stocks very much, huh? There are certain stocks that defy valuation based on hopes and dreams of retail investing. Professional traders play along with these as well on expectation of assured volatility in one direction or another. Tesla is not a long hodl stock (for now) but there is a lot of money to be made swing trading it. It's also relatively forgiving as the waves are frequent.

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Tldr gtfo kike

Any good reading on looking for and acquiring the right stuff?

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
SNAP SNAP SNAP

Make sure to dip your way in gradually. The dunning-kruger effect is a real son of a bitch in stock trading. Don't go in hard the first time you start to think you're right on the ball with all your picks. Market has a tendency to fuck your shit up real good when you're on the summit of Mt. Stupid.

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Have you ever seen a hype stock die? It looks like this. The tutes are fleeing and retail is buying only to lose 5% on the next day. TSLA may bounce @ 180 but it's been ripping through support like nobodies business. If you were long this last wave, I would not say it was forgiving. I would be surprised if TSLA ever trades above 240 again.

>Have you ever seen a hype stock die? It looks like this.

For sure. That's why you need to have a good grasp of statistically advantageous entry points and defensive stop losses to make sure your risk isn't in unacceptable territory on the trade.

I'll remember to keep myself humble.
Plus, I've been reading whatever I can get my hands on and the most important lesson I've learned so far is this:
Do not let greed or fear control your actions or strategy. Remove the two from the equation as much as is possible.

>trading based on "hype" instead of book value and fundamentals
losing all your money will be a good lesson for you

Yeah I know how you feel
you know that's a good choice to make breh I support you

pic relate

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Not your blog. Go back to wherever you came

So i've been trying to build my portfolio and I wanted to get into dividends, but my question is how diverse should I get with only about $2000 to start out with initially,
i'm not sure if I want to stick with hard tested dividends or branch out with ones that have some dividend growth in the future
basically im a fucking retard

Lads, TSLA is offering bonds guaranteed by the monthly payments on their customers' car loans. Don't buy their stock, just buy their bonds and if they expire with the stock valued above the strike price you get extra money. It's a no brainier with way less risk as long as they don't go bankrupt in the next 2 years. I believe they have a may 2021 stroke of $310. If it moons you make money, of it doesn't moon you get a small amount of interest, if they fail then... Well you'd be out of money but they are too big to go bust just yet.

*This poster is in no way responsible for your own losses*

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TSLA TSLA TSLA is on my mind. Do I go in or stay back? I've been promising myself not to invest in such a retarded stock, but now it's looking pretty nice.

So anyway after rolling the dice I'll be almost cashless (3k left) but the long term payoff will be worth it. Just gotta hope nothing blows up in my face for the next few years/months lol.

Just gotta wait for the next Dip to strike! (which won't be long in coming thanks to Trump)

I owe myself roughly 20k now. Least it ain't debt. With the AMRN payday I'll clear 30 - 40k. So at minimum I'll come out 10k more than what I first had and still have my 200 T babies Dripping long term for 28/29 years.

nah nah just chill
blinders on

just because TSLA is the shiny thing of the day doesn't mean you should grab it
knives are shiny too

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Damn you sound like me. I wanted to invest in dividends so I downloaded robinhood and had only 1k to my name and basically bought 200 shares of ODP and 200 shares of EVC. Bought when the markets were blood red and now I'm sitting in a modest position. Most people will advise you to invest in dividend aristocrats though, but I just don't have the capital for that atm.

Very good thank you sirs

Sounds like you're fucking bitter.
Lose a bit or something?

The big tinfoil theory is that Elon Musk has a margin call starting at around 180ish from his pledged share loans and the equity will plummet even faster once he is forced to start selling. once the equity cushion evaporates, the bonds will trade much lower as well. The 2025's are already trading at 86 cents on the dollar. The bonds trading lower will make it even more difficult to raise capital even if Moody's doesn't downgrade.

Tesla Motors Club posters said margin call is at $35, not $180.

finviz.com is my stock screener, reading up on CAGR, Payout Ratio's and growth prospects and FUD articles usually provide some insight as well

depends on if you have fees. if you have RH, you can spread that out. JNJ and PG are two of my favorite stalwarts but i see the highest dividend growth potential with stocks like MSFT, AAPL, CSCO, SBUX, V, JPM and BLK.

Definitely look at CAGR as well as health of a company. You'll get lower starting dividends with a SBUX, V or CSCO, but you'll also get better yield on cost down the line because of growth

But a JNJ, PG or KO you don't really need to worry about the dividend being raised and paid each year.

LCI UP MORE THAN 5% AFTER HOURS WHO IS READY FOR THE $9 OPEN TOMORROW?

He's only allowed to post 25% of his stock. And the reserve requirements are higher for more volatile stocks and when large quantities are borrowed against.

Thanks to my handy T spreadsheet after 28/29 years of Dripping I'll clear 40k in Divvy income at age 65. I live in a low col state and I've no debt to my name (aside from house). I've got other income streams also. I make shit income now (27k before tax/deductions) and I still have 300 - 400 left over each month.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-21/ravaged-by-pig-fever-china-s-farms-now-face-armyworm-invasion


ohhhh
nooooooooo

:^)

BULLISH

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Dümp eet

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Do you have any XLP?

reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/

people like this REALLY need to sell their stock picks

literally just fade them at all times, you cannot lose

if they buy you sell if they sell you buy

Whats with this LCI after hours pump?

These loses are from options.

How did you acquire so many shares if you make $27k/year?
Care to explain what happened?

Here's an old glitch I had two years ago lol

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no, I don't have any ETFs in my divvy portfolio, all single stocks:

AAPL, BA, BLK, CSCO, DOC, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LEG, LOW, MO, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T, TAP, V, VZ

added some LOW today. Diverting more of my investment income to my emergency high yield savings account in case of a correction/recession to have more deployable income.

Here's a good list I'm working on

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By saving like mad since 2012. The fact I live in a low col state helps to. I make shit but I have 300 - 400 left each month. That and avoiding debt like the plague unless it was really important.

This guy is right Shut the fuck up and contribute something of value, same goes for everyone here writing endless paragraphs and shitting up the one good thread on biz
Fuck anime and fuck LCI

i like what i see there

I'm about to go through and purge anything that doesn't have a 6.6% growth average in the last 5 years

>People share lessons learned.
>user gets mad.
You could contribute to discussing the stock market.
Or you can remain mad.
Your choice.

Damn i dont fuck with anything not getting close to doubling every 5 year

You inspire me to save more

yeah, no duh the link was even using line chart so dont how you even confused this >_>

arghahhhhhhhhhh!
good job butthole -_-;

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Who is this cutie?

this really am great story
GJ dude!

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ok, big yike here

That's Yukichi Fukuzawa, a Meiji era philosopher and the founder of Keio University. He's on all of the 10000 Yen notes.

Gee whiz desu! I've been had!

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I get charged $5 per hence my initial hesitation
costs me like 0.25% per additional pick i guess

Purge completed
I went with 10% growth rate for quick retirement
remember to buy with 2x leverage

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LCI!

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It's very low volume. It's nothing.

What are you, some kind of twitter normalfag? I just want to know who the anime girl is

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Ror! It wants to go up. Shorts pull it down. It's improving, value should be higher, but short shorts pull them down. Soon tho. Just hodl. Relax. Have a drink and feel secure knowing your gains are coming to you.

delete this

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So close

I wanted it so bad brother, timing was almost there

Never! I hope it mildly irritates those future bureaucrats who have to sift through internet archives until the end of time!

We don't need hope. Only time, brothers.

Uhhhh.... so this is now one of my most profitable investments... and I would’ve made more if I didn’t have so much money in BILI and CGC memes.

The absolute state of me

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globalresearch.ca/china-food-crisis-more-dangerous-than-trade-war/5677967

>An April, 2019 research report by the Rabobank in Holland, a major world agriculture lender, estimates that actual ASF kills in China are significantly higher than the reported 1 million. They estimate that since initial outbreak in August 2018, deadly ASF has infected between 150 to 200 million of China’s pig population, some 100 times worse than the official numbers and has spread to every province in mainland China. The report states,

>The double blows from African Swine Fever and the Fall Armyworm, combined with the latest escalation of US tariffs on Chinese imports, amid signs that China’s overall economy is slowing significantly, create a potentially dangerous situation whereby hundreds of thousands of Chinese small farmers are likely economically ruined and Chinese domestic food price inflation rises sharply. That is definitely what China does not need at this point.


>“In 2019, we expect Chinese pork production losses of 25% to 35% in response to ASF. Reports of extreme losses (over 50%) are limited to confined areas.” The report adds, “These losses cannot easily be replaced by other proteins (chicken, duck, seafood, beef, and sheepmeat), nor will larger imports be able to fully offset the loss…this will result in a net supply gap of almost 10 million metric tons in the total 2019 animal protein supply.”

got to love that Mandate of Heaven :^)

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So... why Tyson have such low P/E multiple?

BILI and CGC will have better long-term returns than whatever that is

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D O U B L E
D I G I T S
R E P E A T

Is your image implying that your claim is easy to make but hard to disprove?

I don't know about Tyson specifically, I've never invested in that company

This is larger than that

We're talking about food production issues on a global scale.

I'm going to need to run some numbers

There will be a meeting for the Foodchad Central Committee (FCC) tomorrow after market close. We will of course be meeting in the Foodchad bunker, aisle 3. This China thing could go wild and effect food prices around the world. I need to communicate with my contacts in China and then run some numbers on this one

My intent was that the BS about crypto currency is such a cloud of buzzwords and memes that it can't be dispelled from the minds of the lesser.
But also yes, my physical and emotional longings for BILI and CGC are also probbaly all a farce in the end

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Ror! TESLA CANCELLED!

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Ror! My TEVA and TESLA calls are going to be shweeeeet!

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ror! Down another percent afty hour, Mr. Musk am not gon be happy when he sees!

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Yeah. I've done good. But now I've basically rolled the dice. Between buying my T and AMRN shares and paying the little credit card debt I had I'm down to just 3k left in the bank.

So I'm extremely fucked if you know something bad should pop up before I've got a chance to build that back up or I get my AMRN Profits.

But right now my house/car/health/etc is all in good shape so I feel pretty confident.

How many big bucks do I need to buy an RKG?

Just to keep in my home and maybe teach me valuable skills. Nothing sexual required. One requirement: NO TRADING (during market hours. Only afterhours trading and limit orders set between sessions.)

Like, half her medical debt, or what?

Uhhhh this is great for Elon, now he can do big time stock buybacks!

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I wrote a few months back that there'd be a concerted effort made against Elon Musk. I hope those paying attention noted it too. It's likely they're going to back off soon, as the technology speaks more for itself than anything. The media can spin it how it wants, but machines are better than people at certain tasks. They're trying to cherry pick incidents of failure as representative, but anyone with two brain cells would immediately want to draw a comparison between human drivers. Go ahead. See the difference. Then you know what's actually going on.

Who are these rorpastas?

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Noooooo Memorial Day noooooo!!

Rorposter Literally just LCIguy without his trip.

>>got to love that Mandate of Heaven :^)
indeed, will communist party be able to hold on to the throne?

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Ror! No desu. That's me. Also fund manager for Ukrainian Basket Weaving Capital. I handle the Anime Grill index memefolio. Posted daily!

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Should buy more GALT at these levels. If it dips tomorrow we need to go heavier.

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Roger Dodger! Heavier on the GALT! But what about AMD? It's really sporadic here. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

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Should buy some MCD for all the borgerposting

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I'm not sure. I'd wait til the China trade war takes a more favorable turn and then go heavier there.

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What borgerposting? Ror! I've seen like 3.

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