Jow Forums approved apartments

Jow Forums approved apartments

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Remove the TV, it's useless.

comfy
sleep in armchair all DAY
I'm only 19 and I have the needs of a senior citizen - I'm not gonna make it bros

Remove the console, it's useless

The only thing I'd add is a comfy bed and a shitload of waifu posters

Get rid of that garbage and tear that nasty carpet up. Hardwood floor, battle station, and a floor mattress, all I want.

I’d clean up the mess on the counter and manage the cables better. And throw in a vr station as well. Then its perfect

>Falling for the rental jew

based cord-cutter

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Mine was like this when I got flooded out of my apartment and lost 90% of my furniture
New place only had my computer desk and a bed.
Was fucking tight because I had a large ass room I could use for VR
shit was tight

kek just wait until you are 30
just standing up to make yourself some food hurts

My current apartment (renting) literally only has my bed, a large desk + computer, books, two chairs and some speakers. It's comfy as fuck.

I will probably buy some furniture later this year once I have bought my own apartment, but I honestly don't need it.

this is why you get MARRIED

i'll be 30 in a few months
don't remind me

buying a shit ton of furniture for an apartment is kinda shit
especially if you have to move to a new apartment. shit's hard to carry, and it won't fit as well in the new place
buying furniture for a house makes sense though

>Falling for bloated housing market Jew

"The market is hot, goy. Its always a good time to buy."

absolutely and unequivocally based

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In my 20s I would have called you a faggot. Now that I'm 31 I get random pain in my right knee out of nowhere and then it goes away. D-do I have knee cancer?

>tfw I live in a shoebox smaller than that shit
something like and I feel sad and ashamed of living like this ;_;
so much that I don't invite anyone other than my mom, not even women...

wtf? are you guys fat? I'm >30 and while I do feel pain sometimes, it's al

>it's al
crap, was writing and accidentally pressed the button
it's always been like this, but the pain only happens once a week or so

>and I feel sad and ashamed of living like this ;_;
speaking of which, is it normal to feel ashamed for this? do you think I should not give a shit?

dumbest post of the thread

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cucked and bluepilled

That chair is comfier than mine

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Fuck, I'm 31 too and my joints are starting to hurt, I can't bend down as easily as I used to. I'm not even fat.

Holy fuck have you guys ever exercised? I'm 28 and people think I'm like 20

Post the girl-ified version with the 'live love laugh' poster, Eiffel tower wall thing and random cushions everywhere.

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I lived like this for 3 years. Mattress on floor, sleeping bag on top, Dragon dildos scattered all over the apartment. Got evicted for destroying the bathroom (by mistake) because the drywall got fucked up due to taking 3 hour long showers and pounding my was against the wall where I had rigged the sex toys at waist level.

They tried to sue me for $19k worth of damage but I got out of it with a mental health diagnosis. It was pretty embarrassing but Im better now and haven't stuck anything up my butt in years.

Moving out in less than 2 months. Amazing how much stuff you need, especially if you like to cook. Here is my list. Just went to Target today.

>haven't stuck anything up my butt in years.
That's good to hear.

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nice wood trim, user. Where do you live, Aspen or something?

Look into getting a slow cooker, they’re pretty handy

Half that list is garbage

funny thing, I basically ruined my bathroom in kind of the same way. I'd take a potent mix of DMT, harmalas, and viagra and take 6 hour steaming hot sauna baths with the vents taped shut. I'd traverse hyperspace in my bathtub spaceship while riding an onahole nonstop the entire time (serotonin agonists like DMT turn off your cum reflex so no matter how hard you bate you can never come, you just edge yourself into a deep trance state of infinite sexual bliss). After a half dozen of those episodes the walls and ceiling had all turned slick black with mold.

Weirdly enough when I moved out the landlord didn't ding me for it at all. And now where I live there's just a shower stall so I had to put a pause on the hyperspace bating.

Wasn't mine. Just posted another image instead of the one they wanted.

Never used one. I cook the old fashioned way.

But why user? Doesn't factor in stuff that I already have.

Even if I believed you, your dick would be bleeding raw. Not possible.

I'm 32 and literally stronger and slimmer than I've ever been. Hit the gym weightlifting and walk 5-7 miles a day.

>Hit the gym weightlifting and walk 5-7 miles a day.
Sure, if I didn't work.

the biggest housing bubble burst and prices only went down 10% and recovered in a short few years.
you are just a doomer who thinks the crash will mean 20k houses for you and your neet mates.

>falling for the rental jew/mortgage meme
>not outright buying a small house on a tiny plot of land

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Protip: The bubble never burst

Lol all you have to do is 1x every 3-4 days, 30 minutes each session.

You really should walk every day though. Work is no excuse. Just practice intermittent fasting and walk during your lunch or something.

>2 doors on that little cuck shack

dumb

fucking white people your physical genetics are shit.

all white people i know get old too fast

must be the price to pay for high IQ

Some onaholes are pretty soft

Houses are legally required to have at least two doors so you can escape during home invasion.

The right side is a bicycle garage

Kinda this
it deflated, and they patched a hole

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why would you need to escape if you had an AR-15 with a 30 round magazine?

you fucking what

It's the price of sugary diets and an imbalance of Omega-6 to Omega-3 fats via the industrial use of seed oils in every fucking processed piece of food.

Definitely plenty of chafing by the end of it but never any blood. Nothing a few days of rest won't heal up. I make my own lube using Jlube, it's extremely slick and minimizes friction while maximizing sensation.

Literally not a single word of any of this is a lie, I'm thinking of moving again and one of the bigger reasons is just so I can have a bathtub again so I can pick back up with my hyperspace jerkoff sessions. Of course I could do all this on a couch or something but it's just not the same without the water and steam. Plus my cats get stressed out when I do all this out in the living room.

Pic related = world's best onahole, Tomax 2D Wavy Ripple Succubus in soft, it's like $30 and is the best thing your dick will ever feel. Do it a favor and pick one up along with a bottle of JLube. You don't know what you're missing.

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Cut or uncut?

What's the point of these tiny homes? Where are people going to put them? People who live in fucking trailers still need to pay for somewhere to park it.

>hyperspace jerkoff sessions
I want one of these

>buying a house too big for your needs and being enslaved to the bank via mortgage is better because it's not a cuck shack

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btw, do you over post on /jp's onahole general?

>these people give financial advise

Too hard to handle an AR-15 when you're carrying a TV

Look at the haggard pieces of pussy wall street traders pay for $5000 a pop. You don't know shit.

It might be nice if it wasn't located in Minnesota. How are your Somalian neighbors treating you user?

I'm never taking advice from Jow Forums again.

>zero results found

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Uncut, I (truly, unironically and not maliciously at all) feel sorry for any cutfags who will never know the pleasure of gently stimulating the tens of thousands of fine touch nerve endings on their foreskin all at once while gently penetrating a warm wet orifice (onahole, human or otherwise).

Extract your own DMT and harmalas (both cheap to do and fun to learn how to do) and find some sildenafil or tadalafil from an RC site and you too can bate in space, fren. All that plus an onahole and some lube will cost you less than $200 to acquire in all likelihood. You could also take traditional ayahuasca but I prefer the pharma route as the nausea from ayahuasca gets in the way of sexy time.

Never change Jow Forums

>Plus my cats get stressed out when I do all this out in the living room.
I am kekking IRL imagining some 30 year old fat virgin hopped up on drugs, face red and eyes bulging, beating his meat to a pulp with a plastic vagina and shrieking while kitty cowers in the corner and hisses at penis

lads, this specimen has quite possibly used engineering of a superior product as a means to out-evolve the instinct to seek the companionship of a human female. Is this the next step in human evolution?

>hyperspace jerk Off session
Or
>annoying fat girlfriend

S-so whens it going to burst then?

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fapping so loud and hard the cat gets visibly nervous

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7 results for me. You must be blocked in Eurozone.

any link on reading about how to do any of this?
I've got the ona but not the hyperspace fap session

Last time you said regular firmness, now soft, which one is it?

when everything else bursts
google "the everything bubble"

Which drug allows you to do that? Or is it that specific combination? Have you tried it with a partner/escort?

I've personally been practicing NEOs (non-ejaculatory orgasms) with my girlfriend, so basically we have sex and I'm edging the entire time, but I usually end up failing to hold it in after about an hour or two (she's a freak in bed and loves taking it all day even though she says her pussy already hurts).

Your drug concoction sounds like something I could really use. Especially if it's something still useful with a partner.

And I thought I was fucked up for fapping to vanilla porn 1-2 hours a day.

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Spooky, but I'll give it a read.

tl;dr of what's the minimum required drugs I have to take to achieve this? I don't really want to take any extra drugs that aren't necessary for this.

Based and Minnesota pilled

what the fuck did i just read

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When I was in collage and fucking around with RCs i would regularly fap while smoking jwh-018 and 5-MeO-DMT. Good times. Dont do too much of either tho or you will feel like shit

Well that sure went in different directions than I had anticipated

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best thread on biz right now

"To people who tell me they don't have time to work out, I tell them, then you better make time for illness and old age, because those are both coming, and they're gonna hit you a lot harder for never keeping yourself in shape."

I'm honored you remembered, fren. It's true, I used to prefer regular but I found it tore up my dick too fast and it was a little too much of a brute force instrument. I really prefer soft now, the sensations are much silkier and more subtle and when you're hopped up on tryptamine psychedelics your abilities of tactile discernment are greatly enhanced so there's really no need to brute force the matter. If the unit came in a very soft I have a feeling I would even prefer that, at this point.

There is nothing special or original about whacking off on psychedelics, you just need the psychedelics and your whacking-off implement. You will, though, almost certainly need ED medication to counteract the limp dick effects of the DMT. You could also simply use another psychedelic like shrooms or LSD, so long as they mindfuck you hard enough and sufficiently suppress your cum reflex. I prefer the DMT+harmala experience because harmaline, the MAOI inhibitor that makes DMT active in the body, is effective in its own right at putting you in an extremely deep, receptive trancelike state.

Give me just a moment and I'll describe my own routine in detail in another post.

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>Give me just a moment and I'll describe my own routine in detail in another post.
please do
you should post on /jp's eternal onahole thread, too

You're weird and in need of bullying. Doing this will give you ED. Honestly just see escorts or prostitutes. This way you're having real sex.

This is (or was) my routine:

>pop 10-20mg tadalafil (cialis) to ward against limp dick
>I also have 25mg pills of viagra on hand to take as needed (more rapid action than cialis)
>Take 200mg harmaline, extracted from syrian rue
>wait an hour for total MAO inhibition
>50-70 mg clean extracted DMT, either ingested or smoked
>get in the tub, have onahole on hand and fresh lube made
>have a kindle fire in there propped up on the toilet seat which is streaming my desktop
>load a porn slideshow (I am a furry so the porn is very colorful/artistic/aesthetic, fun to look at on drugs)
>lube up and work into a rhythm with the onahole
>once I get going, the rule is I'm not allowed to stop bating except to reapply lube or if I'm about to come
>if I'm about to come, it means the DMT is wearing off so I need to redose (easy to do with a pipe, takes longer if ingesting)
>work up to a trancelike rhythm where I am overcome with penile pleasure which almost becomes like torture (because it is so intense and makes me want to come, but I can't come)
>subdue my brain which is telling me to squirm around and stop jerking, anything to get away from this intense pleasure
>eventually my defenses dissolve and I give up my resistance
>muscles go slack, resistance turns to acceptance and I accept my fate as I start getting totally consumed and overcome by pulsating tidal waves of intense dick pleasure
>keep focusing on relaxation, acceptance, and surrender as I explore this new universe of pure pleasure as my mind bounces around between my imagination, memory, old dreams, future aspirations, porn on the kindle, in a glorious schwozzed-out psychic mishmash
>do this for 4-6 hours, no breaks allowed
>when the drugs finally wear off, still don't allow myself to come
>shower up and go to bed with blue balls, my dick still buzzing and my head still wozzed out

Shit's really, really, really, really fun. And profound, if you can believe it.

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That costs a lot more and you can catch STDs. This whole hyperspace jerk off session sounds entirely next level. I want what that user has, unironicaly.

I want to go even further and see God with psychedelics as I am experiencing the most orgasmic pleasure I ever had.

I might do so. I'm feeling wistful as I haven't been able to do this routine in about 9 months now. It would feel nice to share it with people who understand the power a plastic vagina has to change a man's life for the better.