My only hold

Going to jail for 2 years. Hope i come out rich. Ill miss you anons.

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You can go to jail for holding shitcoins?

Buy link and you will already be rich in jail!

Tell us the story user
Let me grab popcorn
Go!

Make sure you’ve secured your private keys. Don’t leave it on some exchange.

Also what did you do? Must be a felony for >1 year

You should have at least 50% of that in ETH.
You will 100% smack your head against a brick wall when you get released

>no LINK

Yeah this!! if you knew that you were going to jail for a long time then why not buy link when it was .2 .3 .4 cents?

Flip flop those positions FTM is gonna pump but it’ll be short term.

what for user?

Put them in eth or BTC fren

>live in Milwaukee
>super shit hole
>get jumped by black guys
>they ask if they cam bum a cig
>turns out they are here to rob me and beat me up
>going to jail because i fought back and assult on one of them
>guy i hurt back was 16
>im 31
>see you all at 33

You’re kidding me. Is this a LARP? I’ll pray for 10000x gains for you user.

Your ftm tokens will get burned within 2 years.

why didn't you pop a cap in their nigger asses with your 2nd amendment gat?

Just buy chainlink, user. You'll regret it.

You got libtarded. I'm sorry brother.

This

This is why I got my cpl. To donate lead cigarettes to anyone trying to attack me.

Fuck this clown world.

I wish it was

this has to be larp...........if it's not holy fucking shit dont even know what to say

FUCK I HATE NIGGERS SO MUCH

Yeah i got asked why i was even talking to them. Cops kept asking if I was trying to sell drugs. I was just going to get cigs from the pdq at night a little buzzed.

Merica land of the highest prison population by percentile.
FUCK MAN, renounce as soon as you get out!

They asked for a smoke after beating you? Cold blooded.

Jow Forums ruins another life many such cases

>thinking this isn't larp

I bet you took a plea bargain, you stupid shit.

why is it called "liberal" if you're not free?
I thought liberal was about freedom, this is a case of lesser freedom, and a retarded one

Important lesson for everyone here. If cops question you about anything at a crime scene say "I want to talk to my lawyer first." Those exact words. It's your constitutional right. AND FUCK NIGGERS

Most of them there for. Good reason.
Blacks and spics

I used to live in MKE as well my friend. Its a joke of a town. I was also jumped while living down there albeit not from black guys. People are so fucking on edge in that town. Its actually the most racially segragated city in the U.S. if I'm not mistaken. I hope these two years go fast and you get the fuck out of that town.

Imagine being a burger...thats fucked up bro. Come to west eu. I got drug selling charges and illegal ammunition and wont even have to face a judge if i manage to stay clean. Wont even get a record

I'd take 200 US of that and buy a small LINK stack and small HOLO stack

The fuck? You did the right thing user, you could have been seriously hurt had you not defended yourself. Just keep your head down inside, but don't let anyone fuck with you, as you will be targeted.

it's so funny how many fights break out after one person asks for a cigarette. if you guys have been out of the house then you will see this a thousand times. always keep space when people ask you for a smoke.

happened to me in new orleans and had a bunch of black dudes follow me around after denying them a smoke and the bouncer didn't even get my back to stop them when I moved toward the front of a random club, so I went inside and left the emergency exit in back. they never gave up looking for me, they knew i was by myself. escaped and no jail time for me.

it's better to learn how to escape than fight off people. been out many nights and fights don't get you laid. by all means defend an attack, but the setup is all on you. if you can't outthink a drunk moron you have problems.

Yeah mke is horrible. Everyine hates everyone. Biz levels of rasism but right out in the open.

They will moon hard during the next golden bullrun user. Your portfolio will be worth 100x what it is now in a year. Too bad by the time you get out it would have crashed back to 2018 levels again.

This

Op is an absolute fucking idiots. If the story is true and you had any type of physical bruises of proof you were assaulted this would be dropped. I bet his ass got a public defender and took a plea. Fucking idiot

I got hit with 2 trafficking charges, ended up getting a good lawyer and getting it dropped to a simple possession charge, 9 months probation, currently getting expunged.

>Most of them there for. Good reason.
Mutt COPE

Only american cucks know they're going to jail yet stay there for 2 years, drive to mexico, fly to France or UK or any euro big city, live there since you're american and they're better than whatever shithole you're in the US.
Why the fuck would you waste 2 years to stay in a shit country like the US... if you don't have a passport then you're fucked though.

He’s LARPing he stole $20,000 from his grandma and all he has to show for it are these $4k shitcoins and a bedroom full of Funko dolls.

Probably because his family and the people he cares about are living in America, which is a vast and largely beautiful country with a wealth of opportunity (and that's coming from a bong). Also if he's caught fleaing, I'd imagine he'd be fucked 4x worse? Get off biz you angsty 14 year old.

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I am not American boi.
Get it right child.

The democrat party is made up of people. They have jettisoned "liberal" as their beliefs, but their understanding of it is completely detached from what it traditionally meant.

First of all learn to greentext in chronological order. Second either your lawyer was so bad he should be disbarred, or much more likely you did something retarded and are leaving out that part.

so you can say that the US "democrat party" is not really liberal, and those who mix the 2 are somewhat retarded? because what kind of sane people would reject personal freedom (such as the freedom to defend yourself or someone else in an attack)

USA has many browns and white-guilt whites, so "liberals" get their votes by pretending browns do not have rights and thus you need to give your stuff to browns. This guilt based platform also absorbed other reasons to shame normies like climate change, trannies, censorship, disarmament, and taking in more browns

Chicago is the most segregated city in the US

Jesus christ OP you need to put that money into LINK. At lest split it half and half

American politics are stupid

jesus, why did you pick a flavor of the month shitcoin. This is either a fotm shill, or someone who got suckered in. If you browse this board for any time at all you'll realize how big of a mistake this is

WEEWOO
Gonna need proof on this larp trying to just incite a race war.

Back to pol with you

nobody likes niggers, not even niggers, which is why they kill each other and abort their kids

stop being a nigger-enabling niggerlover, you stupid nigger

Do you think the Miluakee crime statistics are just some far away fantasy? People live there.

You listen to me brother, we are ALL gonna make it alright, stay safe on the inside chief.

Obviously not but without proof it's just a hateful larp or shill. People get robbed across the world by all different races. Usually it's out of poverty driven desperation. Why would the police not investigate the issue and attest to his self defense?

Stop believing everything someone says on the internet.

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Don't worry we'll guard your coins
Maek new frens in jael

>I thought liberal was about freedom
>in the current year
Nigger that definition started in the 60s. They hang on to it cause it sounds nice.

Crime causes poverty user.

Not the other way around.

Shut the fuck up. Your niggerstink infests this board and your niggerface and niggerbabble is not welcome here.

FUCK OFF RETARD GORILLA NIGGER.

What are you expecting it to be like inside?

Good job user. Seek political asylum in hungary

>imagine someone else's existence triggering you
>imagine being this insecure
SEETHING.

this is why we need to keep biz civil and pol off our board

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>Usually it's out of poverty driven desperation.
Debunked hate speech against asians and whites. The richest blacks commit more crime than the poorest asians and whites. Look into FBI crime statistics by race and stop denying science. Evolution is real, races have insinctual differences.

Oh look it's another episode of things that never actually happened!

Inside is yellow :)

Underrated

> literally the same gif literally every time
Absolutely seething ape

Nobody needs to imagine, because everywhere niggers go they make people hate them. Everywhere. Yes, niggers trigger people. That is why we call them niggers. If they were peaceful and pleasant, we wouldn't call them fucking stinking niggers.

There is no instance of niggers living peacefully with another race. Not ever. Not even with other niggers, which they murder and literally EAT in Africa.

We need to keep niggers off our board. Niggers should have their own internet, we can call it coontown. Self contained nigger shitposting 24/7.

Yes, niggers make people feel insecure, because they are prone to sudden violence, thievery, or random destruction. Niggers are unpredictable. You can never be safe and secure with niggers nearby. Not just stinking niggers, but violent and murderous niggers that will ruin your shit for fun.

So congratulations you literal baboon. You recognized why everyone fucking hates you, including your own kind. It's because you niggers trigger everybody around you, and make them feel insecure.

Nobody wants to be annoyed and keyed up all the time, but around niggers that is inevitable otherwise you fucking die, or your bike gets stolen, or your house gets broken into.

Fuck niggers, and fuck you.

I have a dream. My dream is that one day on planet earth nobody remembers the word "nigger". Because the last nigger died in global ethnic cleansing thousands of years ago, allowing humanity to propel itself into a golden future of peace and prosperity without the looming threat of 2 BILLION niggers destroying everything if they breach their zoo cage.

Fucking niggers.

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THERE WILL BE A TOKENSWAP YOU MORRON. MAYBE WHEN YOU COME OUT OF JAIL THEY ARE WORTHLESS

lmao best hodl strategy
and you are rich of course

inb4 the bubble pops a month before release and price drops 90%

> words hurty muh head
Here’s a TLDR: fuck niggers

tokenswap isn't time limited

You're retarded and deserve to go to jail. That FTM is gonna be worth less than $100 when you come out.

because link was never any of those amounts brainlet

>he can't green text properly
the absolute state of insecurity

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proof it and I will send you 1 BTC. you will be a made man.

FUCKING KEK

BASED LAWFAG

How does the court system verify that it is you once you arrive at jail? Could you somehow take out a loan and pay a homeless man to pretend to be you and turn himself in on the day you have to?

Tdlr; can someone do your sentence for you?

I'm from France and Arabs/Blacks there also severely beat people up on the pretext that they didn't have a cigarette to give them. If you type
>tabassé cigarette
into Google you'll find pages and pages of news stories that you can Google Translate.

Mind you, sometimes they simply beat people up for a "bad gaze". Keywords:
>tabassé "mauvais regard"

kek and truepilled

bait.

Fucking niggers, second of all your fat ass should of run out of there and fuck talking to the police.

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