>"hey son, my boss has been mentioning cryptotokens or whatever they are called and I told him you were quite the investor" >"he says they are doing well at the moment. Good going son." >"anyway he insisted that I introduce you to his daughter, her name is Stacey. I wasn't sure why but hey it's time you got yourself a lady user. If you play your cards right there might even be a promotion in it for me" >"anyway she is here now, I'll leave you two lovebirds to make your acquaintances or whatever kids do these days I need to go to Walmart to buy your mom some more menopause tablets" >"H-hi user :)"
first, I wipe the cheeto crumbs off my bowling shirt. Next, I sheepishly wipe my shirt Cheeto dust off of my hand and onto my pj bottoms. After that I am not sure
>10 edgy replies about raping her or women being whores I'm fine with all women being whores/raping them but at least make it clever enough to be funny jfc are you all underage
>"Welcome to my lair." >"Do you know the secret handshake?"
Cameron Phillips
Y..you dont have to do anything stacey, s..s.s.orry about my dad you h..have to eat these eggs...
Grayson Hall
you have sex too
Adam Gonzalez
Baste
Jack Stewart
she's smiling so we're off to a good start lol
Sebastian Gutierrez
Laughed IRL
Landon Murphy
That’s a man
Daniel Sanders
Oh shit this meme is so fucking true
Dylan Johnson
"take your clothes off and come sit on user's lap"
Joshua Turner
Start screaming
Samuel Thompson
If you have to ask Jow Forums what to do, you don't even deserve the girl in your faggot larp fantasy
Chase Howard
omg shes so precious liek a delicate flower a daffodil that may blow away any second but is so beautiful u cant help but stare
Owen Lewis
Based and truthpilled
Evan Johnson
Lady you are looking GOOD today
And then walk away
Oliver Jones
I would ask her what her favorite pokemon is and if she wants to play mario kart with me that worked fairly well the last time I interacted with a girl
"Uhh I don't know what my dad told your dad but my blockfolio is hardly worth 5k usd. Did your father really say he'd want you to meet me based only on the information that I own some crypto?"
Andrew Wood
imagine being this autistic.
Landon Peterson
not bad. i mean youd have to really be a chad to progress closer toward sex after opening like that. unless its ner grill. kinda autist teir but certain specimens might find it cute
Sebastian Peterson
her name is Katie Howard and her instagram is private
I think the only thing in common you could have with a girl born after 2000 is films.
Cameron Jenkins
Imagine her waking up next to you in the morning. She looks you deep in the eyes, and tells you she loves you. You cuddle and hold her close. You feel the warmth in your body as you realize that feeling is the best feeling a human on this planet can feel.
Lincoln Cook
"Hey do you want to play Magic cards? Oh you don't have a deck, that's okay you can borrow one of mine."
Owen Torres
Delicate flower with hpv and an adderall habit.
Zachary Reed
I want to lick his asshole
Blake Jones
Why would you care if she loves you or not?
Owen Jenkins
I think, I can see his bulge
Angel Rodriguez
Women will never take an genuine interest in me because im:
The only thing i have going on for me is that im somehow Jow Forums because of my past trying to be a normie left me with the habit of lifting, which i genuinely fear stop doing because probably is the only thing that makes me avoid going into a spiral of being an alcoholic. Im almost 25 already so there is no point in trying anything anyway, i have trying a lot of things and only realizing that autism makes me boring is what was enlightening in the end, im just wired differently
only once a woman took interest in me when i was a depressive alcoholic in my 18, and by her own words it was because she wanted to see how it was to fuck an autistic alcoholic, 100% srs
>"Hi stacey, nice to me you! My name's user." Next shoot her a compliment > "That's a pretty dress you have on, wanna get out of here and go somewhere fun where we can get acquainted?" Once outside > "We can take my car if you'd like?" Open the door for her, not to be chivalrous, but because obviously she's going to struggle opening the doors on my McLaren Proceed to speed through town > "So, stacey: You wanna grab a bite to eat? What kind of food do you like?" Ignore everything she says unless she has fish allergy. Then speed over to the local high-end seafood restaurant where I take all my whores. Order 2 dozer oysters and some champagne. Ask random questions about her (Where are you from? what do you do for fun? Do you like to travel, where have you been? Casually insult her for not being as cultured & wordly as I am. (This is a technique called 'push-pull' that drives females insane with lust). Wait for her to ask about me, tell her how I made it with BitCoin, then ethereum, then AGAIN with real bitcoin SV. When she asks how I did it just say how it came easy to me, and I never had to try in school, and how my mensa IQ is >300. Drink 3.5/5 champagne glasses that the one bottle pours myself. Order dirty martinis for entrees. If stacey is looking drunk offer to go back home & watch a movie. If not, take her a club/lounge where we can drink more aggressively. Order bottle of grey goose. Then go back to my house. Offer stacey some more "comfortable" clothes which consist of my burberry boxer shorts & a t-shirt. Go in teh bathroom while she changes and sniff a viagra/percocet cocktail (this way you have a massive boner and it takes you forever to cum - if you can even cum). Come back into the room with stacey wearing pajamas. Pop on a movie. Proceed to cuddle & get handsy with her the entire time. Start making out right around the time the viagra is kicking in. Then take her clothes off & give her the best sex of her life.
Nathan Hernandez
You have to go back
Evan Kelly
Shes also Irish? or British, so we have a proper rubbish accent innit.
>Hi stacey Lost me here, don't know how this is supposed to work
Carter Murphy
Would smash. post more
Nathan Gutierrez
how about drinks?
Ian Reyes
we are not in the patriach society, stop dreaming about submissive Stacey introduced by thir dads Western society is allabout aggressive Stacey with more than 10 partners at the age of 24
Cooper Brown
That's fine these pics are enough for me to jerk off to.
Jason Gutierrez
So fucking based and patrician pilled
Caleb Harris
Seething
Lucas Nguyen
Hey Stacy. You are lookin' good tonight >Then just walk away
Easton Roberts
If you're not a normal human being that's unable to court women without going through deliberate acts, you hire a prostitute who doesn't give a quarter of a shit about your spaghetti. Leave the mentally normal people alone, go have your girlfriend package at $350/hr.
>seething roast coping about female shitty communication skills
Connor Russell
Actually it’s based as fuck. Women are sick of the same shit. Ask her to play some vidya like a human and show you’re not fronting. Then she’ll show you what she’s good at.
Charles Parker
>Open the door for her, not to be chivalrous, but because obviously she's going to struggle opening the doors on my McLaren My fucking sides
Nicholas Lewis
Hi, Newfag. I've held BTC since 2011 & I hold all the forks as well. It's pretty clear to me which version of bitcoin works the best & there's a reason why all of the guys that have been involved with bitcoin since before cuckstream prefer SV.
By talking about myself & things that I like. No matter how brainless the bird is you can always drum up some convo about: boats, cars, fashion, traveling.
Michael Moore
I'm older than her
Adrian Clark
AWAW poster here. You are based.
Matthew Walker
back in my day son these ladies would be showing midriff. what happened?
women have made themselves uglier on purpose because they don't comprehend objective beauty ironically enough.
the kardashian look never got me hard.
Gabriel Campbell
Based and redpilled It’s not rape though because women enjoy rape
>curse you and your loose lips, father >no one can know about my LINKIES >*kills all witnesses with no survivors so no one will know about my massive gains*
Kayden Long
br*tish accents alone drop women 8 points t. anglo
