Tesla is literally going to $10

Tesla is literally going to $10

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We're all dying in the previous thread

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imagine not putting /smg/ as the subject

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how fucked is he?

I'm down 30.38% on this piece of shit.

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oh fuck sorry I'll fix it

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tesla bottomed you mongoloid

Shut up bitchtits

30% is the official not a bitchtits threshold

It's in a link, don't bother.

Also, FUCK THIS MARKET IT'S STILL TOO HIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's two days inna row now, fug.

Q predicted this

I know how you feel.
AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

$175 at least breh, we're well on the way

>the absolute state of StockTwit TSLA fags

how does it feel to only have $500 in GALT lmao

Gold has been pumping nicely so far today tho

*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

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$1300, average price of $4.35
Will post my position whenever I have access to my computer again (won't be until later on tonight)

Bear attack thursday

There is nothing wrong with this market user. Trust me.

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now that it's evident that Jerome Powell was the good guy all along, what are some movies with villains who turn out to be good in the end?

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define "wrong"

Correct new thread

306 shares, zero worries long term
The instant we get news from the company, I'll be well in the green

Commit suicide (I agree about TSLA tho)

/smg/ now stealth mode because this board has been flooded by Jow Forumsfags and newfriends?

Also, just withdrew my Vanguard holdings to go hide in crypto before the upcoming luxury stocks crash.
May invest a chunk into KHC and MCD though...
Anyone see some solid picks to profit from in the next 6 months?

I personally like GALT and VGSH

I'm done with Vanguard.
Fuck them, I can make better gains trading with a crystal ball

>$10
Stop shilling this stock will be worth literally 0

Would a global debt reset destroy the bond market by definition

>to before the upcoming luxury stocks crash.
source?

Depends on what "debt reset" constitutes. If we're talking debt forgiveness for all individuals/corporations then the debt just moves into treasury bonds. But if it's a total wipeout and every government, individual and corp declares bankruptcy at once then yeah the bond market ceases to exist until someone/thing starts it again.

>weed

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retard forgot to write /smg/ general.
How else am I supposed to find this thread if you dont label it.

Was thinking more along the lines of the first scenario, with governments gradually doing the same over time as well

Correct thread is

fuckin oil lol, this shit's rigged.

I should have second guessed myself yesterday when I saw that you agreed with me.

kek. the boomer in that pic is probably laughing because he knows he will die of old age right before the ponzi unwinds

Someone make a new market

Imagine making your own stock market. Would that be possible you think