/smg/ - Stock Market General

Tesla is literally going to $5

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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Free in advanced charting tools:
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Real-time market news:
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Educational sites:
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Best free stock screener
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Premarket Data:
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Earnings Report Calendars:
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earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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For QQQ bagholders:
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We're all dying in the previous thread
(Cross-thread)

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can i get a quick rundown on why tesla is taking a big red dildo up the bum bum?

On April 19th, I made bread.

Bread theme: m.youtube.com/watch?v=0K_xO8JltXc

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I find your lack of anime girls disturbing.

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Because the world hates you

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sell in may and go away

good thing im not holding any of them

For me, it's their massive debt and inability to scale production

QQQ 2% DOWN FUGGING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS THE PUMP

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reported net loss, bad logistics, demand going down, the whole market going down

SQQQchad reporting in.

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what happened to the program for paid visits to outer space? was he taking "moon mission" too literally?

>once again, every time my portfolio hits January highs, it comes back down to december "highs"

I just want the market to pick a direction already

>and wish i didnt sell 1/3 my VIIX yesterday

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nice dubs
yea US, EURO and ASIA are all tanking right now
gonna be a hot summer boy

Found him

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Those are not part of Tesla, are they?

I tweeted donald he should get back to me soon

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no pls i want BRKB for 150€

Trying to formulate a good portfolio to invest fresh cash in after a crash but before the bottom.

Here's what I got so far
- DG
- T-Bond ETFs
- TVE
- SWRSX after the Fed starts pumping monetary policy


Any other ides?

good job user, keep it up

just watch what the big jews buy

they never launched the company but didnt they announce a few years ago they intended to? or am i thinking of something else.

MO

Me on the left
I should trim my beard today.

Can one of you boomers or gen x’s here explain exactly what the real ramifications of this trade war are? I’m starting to notice trends of people saying this is overreaction vs true fear and that makes me believe a lot of this dumping is due to the fact the bull run ended in 2018 and that we’re still in a bear market
If anything this trade war is a black swan event that’s lead to extreme volatility in the market. Not to mention how there have been good companies beating or meeting expectations but barely given a glance by investors and misses are causing otherwise decent companies to tank to 52 week lows which makes no sense.
What is really going on here? Does a trade war indicate a recession? Or are we already in one? Cause if that’s the case why bother even playing the market in these conditions it’s like walking into a game halfway and someone set it to Brutal difficulty and expect you to win.

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Just average into a broad based index, nigga. If you can get within 10% of a bottom, you'll be sitting fine for the next 20 years.

My idea is to make all my money on the way down, and when I get rid of my shorts is when I should be buying the market.

My net worth decreased 10% today. should I just give up?

Please help a nibba out.

Do I get out of crypto altogether? What should I be investing in? I just want enough so I dont have to stress about finances.

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>some /rgh/ user had his "artist" girlfriend paint him a picture like that (oil on canvas) after a red day in the markets

ahh, the good old days

Just buy WM the whole way down, and the whole way back up

and add a share of HON if you want extra recessionproof diversity

>or go all in TQQQ calls once we reach the bottom if you want infinite money glitch?

wont be able to be too exact without hindsight, anyone who says otherwise is just speculating

sorry, thats how the game is played

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I'm trying as hard as I can but they seem to be ignoring me!!

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Crypto isnt for people with weak hands, goes up and down 20% in the span of days, right now its re-testing its support, about to hit another ATH, just relax

Nbrv flushing out all the weak hands.

Thanks for the cheapies

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Is the JCP brother still around? its below a dollar now, what's stopping this company from just going straight under? If you think this flaming pile of rubbish can be saved by their new CEO post your position so I can tell if you actually believe in this cheapie

Okay guys just got a DM from Goldman sachs, they are about to pump the market.

youtu.be/3PakK1egbBU

No

based

the trade war is just creating uncertainty. the bigger problem is excess liquidity. shit is probably going to hit the fan soon.

STOP SELLING

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>the stocks are already overpriced
>nobody gives a fuck about fundamentals anymore
>there is basically no good opportunities left
>the only way to go is down
>trade war
>falling stock prices always precede a recession

Okay this is my last try to pump the market. Sorry I failed you

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Just realized that the other OP didn't include the subject
FFS, why can't you retards make a thread correctly

That's why we made a new one you ingrate.
Imagine being a trip and being upset someone actually contributes to the health of the thread

Sorry for telling you to kys in the last thread, I didn't realize that you had made the thread for this reason
Please unkill yourself

So is it safe to just not play? Wait till full recession, war, impeachment or whatever and then jump back in? What’s the catalyst to decide that the bull run is back? How low do we have to go? Till every stock is 20$ or under?

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I haven't looked at the other thread so you are forgiven
All stonks will correct to a P/E below 15

>I didn't realize

Naw, you're just a moron.

Confess.

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some asshat filtered me for having 11.5 sitting in cash in my Roth. who's the fuddy duddy nigger now? I'm going to time the market and buy the bottm.

buy TGTX and hold it for one full year
it will 5x at least

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I was one click away from going 3x short on the S&P right before close yesterday. Didn't do it.

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you have to decide when a stock is undervalued by doing analysis of the company, youre buying a business, not a cryptocurrency

Galt bagholders on suicide watch

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>up 60% on my puts today

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Unlike most people here, I can actually commit to a trade and focus on the long term instead of freaking out over short term volatility
I'm completely calm, all the overemotional people in this thread are the ones on suicide watch

Filtered

rofl

I sacrificed this week‘s capital gains for the hope of higher cashflows in the future. See pic related.

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I'm considering selling some lci to buy this Galt dip.

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Trolling is fine, but I really hope you don’t believe this.

You don’t depend on your money to live, your parents pay for everything. Of course you don’t worry when you lose money, money doesn’t have any real value for you. It’s only for luxury goods, things your parents don’t pay for.

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I'm actually up during this slaughter the past two days due to my position in based KO

>I can actually commit to a trade

Except you don't know how to trade.

Everyone except for me is a bitch, especially you Comfy

Is this a symbol of undervalued?

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>The golden bull run will never end, they said.

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There was a similar crash in oil prices 1 year ago to the day almost. Could this be more than a coincidence? If I recall it was due to a bearish leak from the OPEC meeting. Now I guess it's due to supply glut and tradewar so probably no correlation. It's fucked that I need war in the middle East or or massive OPEC+ production cuts to break even.

You're really paranoid about this comfy guy, maybe you should consider suicide
based

...says the virgin who jerks it to traps, never been in a relationship, never had a job.

I'll bet pendulum has a higher return as a percentage than anyone here by years end.

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>Warren Buffet bought JPM for 107$ in 1Q
>its 107$ again today

im really considering buying it

JPM is a good divvy growth stock.

Quick name me one company to dump some bux into.

I don't really care which I'm playing investopedia so I don't lose shit. Beware I will laugh at you in this thread if I lose money and post a pink wojak.

I sold all my Tesla shares today
hodling in cash for the time being

LEG

>reply is irrelevant to the original post
Don’t @ me

MAXR

if you don't buy as many DIS puts as you can afford right now you hate money

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LMT

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should i buy when it reached $1?

I have no idea what the fuck is going on

I want to buy banks but I'm afraid of a div cut post crash

You think they’re gonna miss on earnings or something?

I'm @'ing you, son. You've been @'d.

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What kind of expired date? What if I can only afford zero DIS puts?

waiting on the new Ratsu edition

they don't need to, it's overbought and the rest of the market is panicking, and they don't have anything big happening until the end of the year. this is a bart, there's literally no volume between 120 and 130 to support it

mine are july but I want to unload them within a few weeks tops. I'm up 60% today. sell some LINK, make it happen

What does this have to do with Tesla, a car company?

Finally finna finish appliance junction or what?
I’m betting on the mouse to win the streaming “wars”, and just want to know if I should sell the rest and buy it lower, or just let it DRIP for a few years.

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Those retards think SpaceX and Tesla are the same company.

I'm getting a boner. blue lines are options dates.

I'm only short until jun/july then by nov-dec when all the streaming and big movies release we can shoot for $200

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I see... I feel like Allidin and that’s Xman movie with Sansa Stark should tank, but frozen and toy story and lion king will probably be beloved and crush it in the box office, so maybe I should sell short term...

No LINK, and idk if I want to bet $100 on what some guy on 4 chin says

But, what's best day to buy put options, wait for a green day, or as soon as possible, even if the option is +100% today?

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LCI is green.

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Did you short it or something? "Green" is relative considering it was pinned at 6.38 pre market

It's the only thing not shitting blood in my portfolio.

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Imagine making profits holding Ford 1933-39 in Germany

movies hardly move the needle at all. captain marvel didn't, endgame just barely, the whole spike was purely from the disney+ announcement. I made $4k on calls during that. plus these live action movies are not doing well at all. this bitch is gonna fall in the short term. end of the year we can ride it up again.

GET READY FOR A MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE