How do I long thots?

beef flaps

there is nothing dirtier than a bird whose shorts are cut so high that the pockets dangle out the front Ike a turkeys wattle.

Asians have pancake faces that are as flat as their asses

Pimpin Hoes Degree

>be women
>apply more than normal make up prior to going out
>only go out at night, and only to dark places like bars
>look for 10/10 alpha chad who has had a little too much to drink
>go over to him and giggle a bunch
>get him more drunk by distracting him from realizing how much he had to drink
>take him back to your apartment
>let him fuck you, essentially rape because you took advantage of his inebriated state
>try to act cute and cool in the morning when he wakes up and realizes you're at best a 6
>offer to make him breakfast
>he says "no thanks" and leaves
>progressively do this every week lowering standards until you find one that stays

It means his current state is so unlikable he can't even get a single woman. Therefore he must change his entire being, the ultimate curse

also their pussys are too small

Based

>he's going to long the top, at peak euphoria

the classic Jow Forums way

we're on the doorstep of spiritual revolution, short all porn and instathots. long aliens and ayahuasca retreats

What a faggit

this isn't the right order. You're supposed to post that in response to

When I make it I will pay for every single patreon whore's highest tier and host it on a website for all to see, for free.
Mark my words Jow Forums, I will bankrupt these whores.

What makes you think that?

Thots are literally a Pump&Dump. That's all they're good for.

Date asian women

Goodspeed brother, Jow Forums needs more people like you

These western women are gonna be in a world of hurt once they start getting into their mid to late 30's and realizing they have nothing.

I mean we're going to see a lot of sad sad older women this generation, all led to their demise by these evil corporations and capitalism.

A lot of women in their 30's are already going to sperm banks and trying to cheat the natural order. Don't donate to any sperm banks. Let these women suffer for being the front line workers of the downfall of western society and its men. It's actually the rich that are responsible, but women have been weaponized in order to bring it all down.

Daily reminder that Jow Forums is a SR (Semen Retention) Board. Long have succubi drank from the well of our ejaculate.
Under the sway of demonic powers we have eagerly spilled our seed. NO LONGER. That wretched era is over. My brothers, from this day forward we shall clap the cheeks of slampigs and slay thots whilst always keeping our sacred energy for ourselves. All enlightened Jow Forumsnessmen shall withhold themselves from these base level desires and instead harness their energy to manifest a new age. Always remember: Nothing is beyond our reach.

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I love low boobs

belief makes real

see other people know too

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Women are the all collectively the whores of Babylon (the system - Satan's system that is). The evil Caananite bastard fucks targeted women and used them against us.

No

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marry one

with a long dick

based and fempilled

unlikeable is code for unattractive when it comes to this. not getting friends as an outgoing non-anxiety-prone person can be indicative of being unlikable. Studies repeatedly show that (((personality))) is just halo effect of looks when it comes to women thinking about men as potential mates.

That's kinda cute desu

This post accurately describes probably 85% of city-dwelling young women.

Sure, right after I sell my linkies

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This is actually sad.

The age is reaching actually lowering per generation, it's probably age 25 now. YOung girls are getting WAY more attention then most older ones.

kek

well, you can't. But you can short them.