/smg/ - Stock Market General

duo x hero yaoi edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free in advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For QQQ bagholders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

We're all dying in the previous thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=_6XijLFAEGY
seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190515110321.htm
seekingalpha.com/article/4254020-galectin-therapeutics-belapectin-phase-3-nash-cirrhosis-moving
seekingalpha.com/article/4253435-galectin-signature
seekingalpha.com/instablog/47560554-vision-and-value/5210387-gr-mdminus-02-keytruda-s-partner
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
mdpi.com/1422-0067/20/7/1607
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S030372071930053X
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21030859
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5944416/
alzheimersanddementia.com/article/S1552-5260(18)31786-2/abstract
youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk
stocktwits.com/MichaelCarniglia/message/157955890
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Morris_Endeavor
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

good edition

MUH DIIIIIIICK!

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Oh my g-d a war with Iran would make me rich at this point! I feel such a natural high thinking about it ugh!

>tfw bad day with office politics
can't wait to retire, bros, financial independence in 10 years.

>gay pokeymans edition
>tripnigger enjoys
Filtered

>It's another "boss fights w/ their own child which they hired in an office of 7 people episode"

g-d bless Trump
g-d bless the U.S military!
MAGA!

I KEEP RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE WITH PENNYSTOCKS LIKE GALT AND LIGHTBRIDGE!!!
AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

You may not like it
You may not understand it
But make no mistake, this is what peak performance looks like.

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Come to me my shiny 200 T babies. Provide me with 40k in Divvy Profit when I'm 65. I wanna be a lazy fuck who don't gotta do shit unless I just want to.

>GALT
Lmfao

boy band banner for pendulum :)

youtube.com/watch?v=_6XijLFAEGY

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So the money I have in stocks is small potatoes but it was all in semi-conductors and I didn't sell. It's going to go back up right?

Focus on the long term instead of the short term

Hard to say.
It really is hard to say. Your best bet is to watch your margins. If your stocks hit a hard margin, then sell. For instance, let's say you're in atr 10.98 a share (IDK what stocks you have specifically so roll with me) Set 45 both sides. If it sinks below 10.53 sell. That's your best bet. You don't want to lose, nor do you want to fear sell. Set limits, stick to them.

How am I supposed to get decent dividends my nigga!? I have no capital! Every time I ask someone if investing into a dividend stock under 5 bucks I get laughed at and called a nigger! I am not going to make it lads!

>Hang Seng is now within 2,000 points to the DOW
YOU TOLD ME THE CHINESE WOULD WIN BROS

added this to my folder of screencaps I'm going to be posting when It™ happens

Fuck you 5% stock market gains niggas.

YOLO in crypto make 100x in a month. Seriously

>dividend stock under 5 bucks
You're better off putting that money into a savings account until you get good

fuck off, nobody is interested in buying crypto
you people have the whole rest of the board to shit up

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It's gay but it's like a sort of wholesome 90's gay
I feel like that kind of pop music isn't as bad an influence on the kids as whatever is on the radios these days


All in WPG and OXLC
sink or swim, live or die
for fun listen to the WPG earnings calls or read the transcripts, their CEO is a bit eccentric

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I don’t know if their penises are girthy and feminine enough for our Frenulum

You don’t know
Where to go
Lost in this world and everyday is the same..

Don’t know why
We still try
It never works but still we do it again..

It's going to be glorious.

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hey what's MI

>when It™ happens

with GALT I'm getting the feeling that 'It' might be like 3-4 years from now...

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I'm going to gamble all of my money away on options until I get kicked out of my apartment. Wish me luck lads

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Yea you fade away
Yea you fade away
Yea you fade away

I hope this Trade shit keeps up or hell gets worse! Keep it up Trump. My bagging cheap T shares depends on you!

What the hell happened to Light bridge after hours? DOE reject them?

you're supposed to buy in at the lowest point, when you feel the most uncertain and people are panicking the most
a lot of people here don't seem to understand the idea of buying low and keeping their cost basis low and wonder why they keep losing money

MI = myocardial infarction (heart attack)
also, worst case scenario it's 3 years from now when their NASH-RX trial reads out
they also have any potential partnerships/surprise buyouts to announce in the coming weeks and catalysts relating to cancer and other indications due before the NASH-RX readout

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did you quit your job or something?

who told you China would win?
China can only win if they can hold out long term
but pressure is mounting rapidly, much quicker on them than the US

and I'm not just talking about stock markets, I mean REAL pressure

up to the Chinese to make the go/no-go call right now

>Sacramento - bill banning flavored tobacco fails
Let’s go MO!
I shoulda bought more of this quality American company!

I might get assigned my 30 dollar MU call.
I wonder if I should buy it back and sell a new one at 20 instead? We might see it if this market keeps up.

Could be. I don't think it will be years down the line though. Richard Uihlien is old and he's serious about his campaign contributions. So is his wife apparently. They have been accused of trying to buy elections because they spend so much.

And he put 20 million down on GALT rights offerings. He likely won't get all of that as institutions will get the rest. But he will be making a large insider buy of a company highly likely to be bought out. I'd guess they have a soft agreement as to that already.

But let's say I'm wrong. Is it so bad to hold onto a stock for 2-3 years that will give you a 10x return?

Sounds like he’s trying to take over the company... not necessarily a good thing for shareholders, could gut it and sell off its IP all for himself.

yes I quit my job and im tired of my life

him "gutting it" (taking it private) would also likely bring a high premium for shareholders

I'm fine holding/continuing to buy GALT for the next 3 years
I just would be super surprised if they get bought out this year after the Rights Offering. It would seem weird to go through all that, get ready for this 3 year trial, then sign a deal with a bigger company right after.

I know it's possible, but it's also very possible that it won't happen.

nah you don't understand it's a research company
him buying shares now is basically funding the company (along with other shareholders) so it can grow big and strong :)

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Has anyone used Ally invest?

>a lot of people here don't seem to understand the idea of buying low

you mean like richard dennis who always said "buy high, sell higher"?

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Proof that experience is not necessary to give advice:

Pendulum after buying and holding one stock:
>hehe I know all about the stank morket, you guys just emotional and stupid! Buy LOW and hodl!
Pendulum on romance:
>just be yourself man it’s so easy haha just like fuck her in the pussy right?
Pendulum on driving
>it’s not hard you just put your feet on the floor thing and then shift the knobby thing and use the wheel!

having a trial planned out and having funding is important to have leverage in negotiations

imagine if you were trying to sell something to someone, and that person knew that nobody else would buy it and you wouldn't do anything with it if they didn't buy it
they'd have all the control over how much that item cost
in order to get a good deal in a buyout, GALT has to be able to continue on its own if they don't like the terms being offered to them

Galt is beginning to look pretty cheap.

I see
You see
How pleasant
This feeling
The moment
You hold me
I missed you
I’m sorry

He would have to put down a lot more to take it over. He maximizes his return though. And saving his reputation by not having a normal dilution followed by a buyout. He chose a rights offering because people can maintain their market share but many will lack the capital. Nevertheless they had the chance. He and the tutes get the extra. Everyone will be rewarded.

And the elections are coming soon. He's going to want to liquidate. Not tie it all up.

read all these links and it'll look cheaper

seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190515110321.htm
seekingalpha.com/article/4254020-galectin-therapeutics-belapectin-phase-3-nash-cirrhosis-moving
seekingalpha.com/article/4253435-galectin-signature
seekingalpha.com/instablog/47560554-vision-and-value/5210387-gr-mdminus-02-keytruda-s-partner
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
mdpi.com/1422-0067/20/7/1607
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S030372071930053X
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21030859
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5944416/
alzheimersanddementia.com/article/S1552-5260(18)31786-2/abstract

how old? what job?

man you gotta have some sort of survival instinct/animal desperation to succeed.
fight and claw like you're starving to death, like a wild animal
Don't give up and piss your money away.

youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk

>Pendulum’s first attempt at corporate valuation
Just go talk to girls kiddo

18, McDonalds after 2 days.

Lol

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join the military

I’ll give you the ultimate guide on how to “invest”

Step 1 download Robinhood or any commission free trading app.

Step 2 open up a track from Trevor something called “fade away”

Step 3 smoke as much weed as possible without getting sick or passing out

Step 4 create a StockTwits account with a bullshit profile pic of a guy in a suit you found on Facebook and start using terms like “downtrend” “uptrend” “buy the dip” “doji candle” “bullish” “bearish” and “Elon has no idea what he’s doing dude!”

Step 16 buy a bunch of monthly dividend yielding stocks, build them up for years and whenever you start to make tremendous profits sell them and move those gains into T


You’re welcome
And eat my ass until I die

are you MichaelCarniglia

stocktwits.com/MichaelCarniglia/message/157955890

No way, they suspected I have Aspergers and kicked me out of MEPS.

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Yes takedzi
It is I
Michael Carniglia
I’m glad we finally broke the ice
No more tension
No more fear
I am empty
And in this world you have to embrace that emptiness in order to survive
And pendulum...I want you to know something....I love you, you are not only my friend but you’re my brother and I care about you.

>Pendulum on career

you need better terms/phrases than those
what the hell those are basic as fuck, like 90's CNBC level terminology

>eat my ass until I die
you don't want to really wish for that, there are some posters in these threads that can EAT ASS
they'll have you dead in like 5 minutes
(I know, because they ate my ass a little bit before)

Was that your first job?
I don't know how you zoomers expect me to feel mercy for you
I mean you got it real tough unless you're a cute girl, because you sound like a turboloser
it's not gonna get easier if you give up

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the company that owns the UFC is going to go public as EDR

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Morris_Endeavor

You mean ari Emmanuel’s company?

Re: Galt
Uhhhh... is it true that anyone who committed to the RO is now stuck buying shares at 4.28 when market price is only 4.05?

yeah, that one

you also get warrants

Yes it was my first job, apparently I suck at flipping burgers.

I'd be surprised if you knew what a warrant is tho

My 6/21 $4 Galt calls are up 320% today.... do I sell or is this the sweet, juicy bottom?

Can’t wait to ride that puppy down lol. Same hype as Uber and let’s be honest the UFC STINKS. Bellator and ONE is putting on more exciting shows lately.

not sure what you should do with the calls, but I definitely think we're at or near the bottom
any news about a partnership or even just finalization of phase 3 NASH trial protocol and appointment of a new CEO will send it skyrocketing, news has been overdue for a long time

don't forget RIZIN and ACA

Yes. Warrants still make the deal in your favor yet but not by much. Which is why I think the bottom is very close if not in.

I bought 8135 units.

You just learned about warrants and right offerings for the first time in your life because of GALT.

Maybe I’m wrong, and you really should stick with only interacting with people through internet image boards. Because people must find you intolerable.

Penj.....it can go lower my guy. You gotta believe me when I say this, I will do everything in my power to bring that little sucker down to 3.90 tomorrow...you ready? Mmmmmmmmm..

I loathe that the only tripfag who isn't a retard in these threads is a gommie faggot.

He may be an autistic little cunt with no idea how to make friends or communicate with people, no career, no responsibilities, no experience with love or romance, no future, and no diversification, but that doesn’t mean you should try to hurt the one thing he cares about.

But taking what little joy he has and fragmenting it in front of him gives me an erection. Why are you trying to rob what little joy I get?

Man these people sure are buttmad

uhhhhh....
??
lol
the gommisar is on the same tier of tard as the others
most of the posters in these threads who seem 'clever' have their own little shortcomings and biases, it is fun to find them

haha

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BWL.A earnings went well

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Carry on

But you should check out this thing called hentai, it’s pretty based and redpilled. Human women are also useful.

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My friend, I see you posting about your T babies and 40k divvys a lot. How did you arrive at that number? How much are you investing each month, what rate do you expect the share price and yield to increase at, are you accounting for the tax burden of the dividends you receive?

I have a similar plan but with my company's stock as they match 60% of my purchases and the yield is about 4.5% and increasing. When I calculate the 39 year DRIP I calculate ~500-600k making about 20-25k in divvys.

Can take it down to 1 dollar. Won't matter when the drug sells for it's worth.

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>Quad 4s

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Oh yeah? You listen to the conference call? We getting that bump tomorrow?

Kids still like bowling, right? You’re girlfriend is probably in highschool, do the creepy guys in her grade like bowling?

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I used to fill big thick syringes with my sperm and mark women in my neighborhood.

I love you kenji

well actually, they dont

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Can I broker my broker to transfer my meme stocks from memehood?

No but I heard you like memes dawg so here's what I'mma do for you

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Bro... they don’t even like bowling anymore? How are we going to keep bowl America afloat?

I made a spreadsheet thingy to keep better records of my cost bases and income history and all that jazz. Just have today's entries and orders in it, not gonna bother with the past. Anything I should add to it? I was thinking of a history of net equity chart and a diversification pie chart next.

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Spreadsheets are an autistic addiction. Welcome to my life

>call schwab about satisfaction guarantee
>great user, we’ll get it done right away
>check in on request 2 weeks later
>sorry user I don’t see any requests and this is not a valid reason
>as they end the call I hear a recorded message on the line about the Schwab satisfaction guarantee

how the fuck have tobacco stocks not just zapped out of existence

They make a ton of money off overseas markets still.

Tobacco will never die. People want to smoke, who cares if it's dangerous?
The pack I'm smoking says: Smoking Kills. Yet I buy one every day. No one wants to live forever.
The next cigarette I light might be the one that gives me cancer, yet I still do it... why? It's pleasurable and I don't want to live without nicotine.

6 Million ways to die, choose one.

>buy one every day.
Buy a carton nigger