LINK Mainnet is coming on literal ascension day

This is the power of weaponized autism
>imagine being a noLinker

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>LINK Mainnet is coming on literal ascension day
Wrong. It is ascension day because of the mainnet. Your statement is like saying: look, christs birthday is exactly on christmas.

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>Sergei Nazarov
>Servus Dei of Nazareth
>The Servant of God of Nazareth
>Mainnet on Ascension Day
>All the religious gets and pseudo-Christian memes

And lo the first shall be last and the last shall be first.

Though it may be more difficult for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven, than for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, with God all things are possible.

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honestly im not surprised anymore
this timeline is nuts

Wtf

That just means that wealth and accumulating it are a distraction from serving God. If you make it investing in LINK you’ll have plenty of free time.

We can only hope.

First thing I'm going to do with my LINK gains is build a youth building/soup kitchen/pantry at my local rural church. God and all you anons as my witness.

God bless all of you, we are going to make it.

And yet everyone keeps saying Chainlink will be the one to bring about Mark of the Beast-type technology.

Looks like he witnessed it.

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Checked and witnesspilled

we are the trojan horse user, they don't want you in their club, remember

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Basically this

You misunderstand! The mark of the beast is a biometric RFID for storing your private keys! You cannot by and sell if you forget your keys user!
Laughing out loud!

"The ascension of Sergey is the departure of our lord from Earth into the presence of the God protocol"

999 is 666 flipped upside down

The anti-anti-Christ

Just another entry in the incredible ChainLink lore. Bless you Sergey, king of kings.

Absolutely BASED and BLESSED

Checked

Checked again

Epic win

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Based and checked.

based and wholesomepilled

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checked and witnessed keep your word user

Witnessed

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Checked

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Toasting in epic bread

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God smiles upon LINK holders. Do not renege on this holy compact.

I'M À BROKE EUROPOOR AND I ONLY HAVE 250 LINK
I'M GOING TO KMS IF THIS MOONS

Has anyone seen his birth certificate?
Does anyone know what the D stands for?
Who were his parents?
Does he have any siblings?
How do we know he is who he says he is?
Is this his second reincarnation, after satoshi?
How is one man so based?

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Witnessing this thread. We're all in this together.

PRAISE KEK

>Implying he was 'born'

He was engineered desu, a true man made specimen

Checked, we are all going to make it soon frens

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4X CHECKED AND 4X KEKED

Absolutely checked. We will all make it frens

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I noticed this last week when I looked at my Wagie Calendar. I hope I am freed soon.

Isn't all the link fud on reddit always propagated by Jow Forums people? It's always the json parser pasta, useless token, etc

This is the kind of thing I want to get on board with.

Also
MOOOOOOM THEY'RE BREAKING REALITY AGAIN!!!

Looks like you’ve all forgotten about Town Crier and Saturn symbolism. How about that giant fucking ChainLink logo on the planet itself. Nope, this is an occult project made by either evil sons of bitches or some new group of enlightened beings. Yeah Sergey is ascending, ascending as a new deity, a new idea, a new phase of Earth’s history, and I believe Link is big enough to unironcally usher that in.

Either way we’re cashing in but be careful about what higher forces you think are behind this.

PRAISE KEK

SWINGERS GET THE ROPE!

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>Does anyone know what the D stands for?
Decentralized

Also this.

PRAISE KEK

MAY CHAINLINK GIVE US STRENGTH!

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Depends which lens you view it from - Kiked Abrahamism or European spirituality/Paganism?

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the Will of D.

Few knows but In finnish passport there is a chainlink cube hologram.

Based script fudster

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS CHAINLINK MAKE ME ASCEND INTO HEAVENS YEEEES

Real occultists don’t use that dichotomy.

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The digits are with us in this thread, the ascension is coming!

>real occultists don't acknowledge all modern understanding is a kiked mashup / perversion

Future grandkids, This is your grandpappy... I was here before singularity. This is me!!!

Imagine being a literal christcuck in 2019 lmao. Pathetic.

MY LINKIES ARE STINKY 1000$ EOY!

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I have ~120k link.

I want at least 30 million USD.

What do you recommend I do?

If link pumps during mainnet then I will just hold.

If link looks like it will dump then I am tempted to:
1. Link -> USDC around mainnet when there seems to be a downward trend.
2. Then go into HARMONY in its first week at its lowest price.
3. Ride the 120k link up with harmony during a mainnet dump and possibly 10x my link stack to 1.2million.

Recommendations?

>imagine being a decent person in the clown world of 2019
I agree

good double

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BIG MACS FOR EVERY LINK HOLDER EOY!

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I just wanna be able to pay off my house

We gonna make it frens

I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF REPEATING NUMERALS!

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PRAISE KEK, MAY HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS LEAD LONG, HEALTHY LIVES!

REMEMBER NO BRAGGING IRL

BE GENEROUS! SAVE THY THOT FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!

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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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OH NONONONONONONONOO

KEK HAS FORSAKEN THOU

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Sergey D. Nazarov
The man who's going to be the king of crypto.

That is not what I mean. They are always perennialist and it’s a kaleidoscopic system that will not make sense if you’re used to pigeonholing metaphysical concepts to black and white divisions of political/cultural religions. I’m pretty convinced Town Crier’s symbol is not accidental and it mirrors other big tech whose logos are “allegedly” containing ulterior meanings. Assuming here that big tech is full of occultists linked to other elites, are you asking if they are Abrahamic or Pagan? It’s a nonsense question because I believe they see themselves as above the petty religions of man. I don’t agree with that arrogance per se but it explains the mindset.

Stop avatarfagging nerd

I see your point

>double Hitler dubs
14.88 eow

>999

turning down evil

“… And they fear rightly, for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man”


DOWN WITH EVIL

we're unironically going to be the counterbalance to the new world order. in the 4th industrial revolution the nouveau-riche will fight for the good of humanity rather than against it.

Love and light, brother. I am greatly happy that people like you are in our community. Enjoy your wealth and see you at some of the chainlink conferences in the future.

He wasn't born. The universe gave him to us to deliver you all from wagecuckery and you better thank him and the team for delivering.

blessed thread

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>You cannot by and sell if you forget your keys user!

> The mark of the beast is written on the hand (penned or typed) or on the head (memorized)

Well fuck

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With the new clown world in place, a system was enacted to control the inhabitants who refused to accept it. While the Oracle was able to guide the actions of the humans who left the clown world through prophecy, it was Jow Forums who programmed Sergey D. Nazarov, that would fulfill these prophecies. Sergey was made carrying not only the source code of the chainlink "testnet", which gave him his outstanding powers over the clown world, but also with a profound attachment to NEETs that would later motivate him to fulfill the prophecies being spread by the Oracle. Every time the NEETs had grown strong enough to start threatening trannies hegemony, Sergey would be born into the clown world.

i am GAY for SERGEY

But guys... what if link dumps on mainnet.

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What if in the end we were all deluded linkies and now that link has pumped massively we are going to dump massively...

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Were actually gonna make it

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this user gets it
Posting in epic bread. Last time I saw these digits, mainnet was announced later that day. Put me in the screencap.

Checked and blessed

My mind is running at a thousand miles per hour. Are we following actual Jesus or the mosses of our generation?

We haven't yet seen the birth day of Sergey of Nazareth. Really makes thou think my frens. Sergey for sure must be Jesus of Nazareth.

Checked quads and filename

Truly epic anons. What a pity I have to wage slave. Link set me free

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We did it, boys

Praise G-d!

I like this pic but change the hat color. It looks too much like that other hat.

Keep the magic flowing anons :)

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stfu retard

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So fucking what? Im holding for years

fuck off shlomo

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