My mom is kicking me out of the house if I don't pay rent

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 500 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

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Kek

Nice blog post
Get a job faggot

This happened to me at 16 years old you faggot

yeet that whore into the 7th dimension

She's entirely right. Stop being a little bitch and go work in the oil field. You'll make good money and it'll possibly even make a man out of you. You're probably still your 20s aren't you?

Here is a thought op. You clearly have nothing to do with your time. How about getting a fucking job, paying your mum $500 and putting rest into link? Imagine what kind of stack you would have right now if you wagecucked instead of playing with toys for degenerate children and masturbating.

have sex with her instead of paying $500 a month you fucking idiot how is it hard to solve this problem? it's that or get a job. or punch her in the fucking head

I dont even have enough money to get set up there even if I went. And even if I went, i dont have aany skills. I live in Spearfish which has maybe 6 restaurants nobody hiring.

Lmao fucking loser
Go kill yourself you fucking faggot talking that way about your mom

if you end up homeless try to get to a blue state then you can get on welfare and food stamps until you find a job.

fuck working in those oil fields. ain't worth getting mamed or killed and you'll have to work with jar heads too. not a fun experience.

Americans are pathetic

Send her to the shadow realm

I squished your mums pussy and bashed her head in with a toilet bowl
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just a joke what's up babe...

This. Absolutely sickening.

Land of the free, home of the breather.
Whiter than you, Mohammed

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Just pay up you lazy cunt

$500/month is cheaper than any other apartment. Just suck it up and pay her to stay

Have you tried college?

Yeah but thats a lot of link. Although I guess that if link is 10$ by next month then I dont have to give up much link to stay.

SERGEY AND ADELYN PLEASE IF YOU ARE READING THIS MAKE CHAINLINK GO UP BY NEXT MONTH. MY PERSONAL SAFETY AND XBOX DEPEND ON OT

Let her kick you out. Just call her bluff. She may feign kicking you out for a day or two, but she will let you back in when she sees it isn’t helping and she cools off.

>nothing to do in south dakota
go outside you fucking loser, video games are for faggots and manchildren. get closer to god, teach yourself something, workout, study etc

it looks like you haven't been using this time to improve yourself before LINK moons, maybe if you did your parents wouldn't think you're a good for nothing cunt.

Theres lots of indians here. I dont want to be slaughtered or burned at the stake.

why are you talking about link as if it's the only way you have of making money? don't sell anything....go earn something. it's that basic faggot. you're going to have to make your own way someday. sounds like that day has come for you. mamma doesn't want to wipe your ass forever.

Link singularity is almost here fuckhead. I could see if it was 3 years out. But we are in that sweetspot of whats the fucking point in working when ill be rich soon

Plus my dumb bitch mother doesnt understand that once im out she will probably miss me. My dad left my mom and moved to oregon to be with some dyke looking bitch and he hasnt talked to me in over a year. I mean what the fuck is out there anyway? Just a bunch of people who are fucking idiots.

This is bait, right?

i can tell by the way you write that you're a frightened little boy. nut up and figure out how to navigate the real world instead of escaping into the virtual. just pretend you're playing GTA and go live your own life where you're the main character.

im 3 months link will be at 40 cents so whats your point?

>In America
>Nothing to do but Xbox
You sound like my 13 yr old brother. Have you heard of going outside, drugs and alcohol? Try $1400/mo just rent fucking prick

>bullshit excuse
you only have yourself to blame

reminder to the biz memers that some people here are too autistic or dumb to differenciate memes from reality and basically, you are responsible for financially ruining this moron once link dumps at mainnet

lol what a loser OP is

have sex incel

>replies to people making fun of americans with a mutt comic
Pottery.

OP, I will unironically fly you out to Ohio and let you neet it up with me and my girlfriend in our apartment for 3,000 of your link

I would but there arent even any hookers here in the middle of nowhere. Not only that, every chick working at any of the restaurants i could work at if they were highering.....are complete landwales. I would suck the dick of a nigger before eating out any chick in this town. Theres one hot milf in spearfish and shes married to an absolute chad. theres no point.

how many link you own?

Sell half your LINK now and pay rent for the year with it. This shit is gonna dump so hard at mainnet and could be a year before it recovers (if ever).

have sex

>Panicking over $500/month rent
Spoiled entitled little shit. Your mom should just kick you out so you can see how far that'll get you in the real world. Sage.

If i had 25k link it wouldnt be an issue. but i only have 10k link, and what if link takes fucking 6 months to go up a lot, then thats almost half my stack.

Linkies are truly pathetic

This. I can't believe how many losers there are on this board with no backup plan besides LINK and they are all about to get irreversibly, unironically, unequivocally REKT. There will be so many suicides and the world will be a better place because of it.

NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTOS, jesus christ when will you all learn?

And how in the fuck did you acquire that to begin with if you don't have a job retard? You should just go the frying pan route you mentioned, that way you'll lose your only life line of support and die shortly thereafter to. Shitty parent who coddled & raised a shitty child both gone, 2 birds, 1 frying pan.

Jesus just get a job you useless faggot. Link will never make anyone a millionaire.

I really hope so, I haven't cringed like this since that guy had like 200 grand liquidated from shorting btc

20k

I'll do 1,500 but i get to fuck your girlfriend once raw dog. Ill even take an STD test

>"I would RATHER suck nigger dick" - OP

SD linker here. true there arent shit jobs in spearfish. But there are jobs in deadwood and hookers and sexy women. I lived in spearfish about 5 years ago and got laid plenty. and I was fatter back then.
go to fucking deadwood and apply for jobs. get a place in Lead you can rent for 300 bucks a month. jesus

Hey bro, I have my own place in South D. I don't hold any link, or eve any crypto, but I'm def down to fuck.

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You can't get STDs from fucking your hand half a dozen times a day, the test would be unnecessary

Can I come stay with you? How far you live from me? I mean obviously its weird to bring me in...but at the same time it isnt since we are both marines.

lol thanks for the laugh in these dark times.

I live in North Dakota. You can come live with me fren.

Now this whole thread is low quality bait. What a weird way to take someone up on an offer like that,
>yeah throw in ur GF's pussy and I'll let you fly me out and shelter me. Hurdurp

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Go get a job.

Alternatively paper wallet your LINK, pay for a safety deposit box at the bank - in it goes, sell everything you have but your phone and do what you have to to get by until singularity.

what part of the state? I can be there by dinner time. All I have is my clothes and my XBOX.

Bismarck.

sioux falls. I do have an extra room. but it sounds like one of those things where I come home one day and all my shit is gone. or better yet feces smeared all over

304 miles away thats easy. how old are you what are you living arrangments and how much link you need?

Nah you can have my ID and phone, contacts in your posessions at all time. Or take my car keys whenever you leave. we can work out an iron clad plan to protect you.

Plsu we are dakotans. Im not some red nig or actual nig. i mean cmon.

when are we starting the North & South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana holy alliance against the horde? I'm thinking 2024

im a virgin

Dude i could make 500 in like two days.

>Link singularity

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im living in eastern montana and i'm not gonna make it till 2024. even with crypto moons those railroad tracks are looking awfully appetizing, everyone here sucks massively.

link redneck meth losers? fuck where is civilization going to rebuild then

What kind of parents wants to drain their kids of whatever scraps of cash they can muster? Good luck man.

Africa

How many stinkies to fuck your gf?

imagine putting so much faith into a project. ever wonder what happens if link at most hits $1.50 or plunges down to $0.10? just get a job in the oil fields man the fuck up. believe in link all you want but at least have a back up plan. to pussy for oil fields join the real marines get that 10 k up front buy more link and fuck off for several months

Do the pipelining you moron. Its easy as fuck. Half of my friends do pipelining and out of them half of those have college degrees but couldnt find a job. They are raking in 70k a year

just make yourself useful there. clean up all the time so she wants you there. do it so well she ends up begging you to not leave and giving you an allowance.

Time for the stinky linky natty lickaroo

American """parents"""

buy knee pads

Reminder that everyone trying to shame you into getting a job is just a butthurt wagie.

Work oil field dumbass. Get paid lots of link a month, and pay your mom rent. People would kill for that opportunity in big cities. You're stuck in bumfuck daktota. That is pretty much the only reason people live out there. My father worked his way up to head of the company and buys tons of property now thanks to it. If you change your mentality you might change your life.

Based NEET.

Here’s a countersage.

I dont want to die

>$500 rent for a room in south dakota

your moms a proper cunt

Work at walmart
it's comfy and easy as shit

>no backup plan besides crypto
And that’s how you can tell crypto is ded for good

Halo 3? A blast from the past.

Pro tip.

Join the reserves. Navy/army, etc.

Go away for basic, plus A school/initial tech training.

Depending on your MOS/rate will take you anywhere from 4 months to 1 1/2 years.

Just enough time to see Link go above 450USD.

Plus you need cheap health insurance and a retirement check that the reserves can bring.

Go to thirstys.

i had a fantasy about working on an oil field to make it harder with link why the fuck wouldn't you seize that opportunity user?

Ok user, here is what I’ll do. Let me hold the 10k LINK as collateral and I will send you $500/month for up to 12 months. In the meantime, you look for a job where you can pay your own way. Once you can pay me back I will send you your entire LINK stack minus 10% of whatever I lent you in equivalent USD value.

Ok whats your link address

You don’t work, you don’t eat. Get a job.

If link doesn’t crash in a year, then you will live on your own, and you’ll have some cash.

At this point you have to prove her wrong. Your eating her food and shitting in her toilet. Time to grow up buddy.

You are such a massive faggot. The fact that you did not work all this time to accumulate more LINK and going neet in a few months and than taking care of your mother, is pathethic.

You will make gains with this link stack, but I am certain you wont keep them.

>South Dakota
Move farther south and just live in a tent

what part of South Dakota

>tfw stuck east river / sewer falls
>tfw just want to live in the hills
>tfw already bought a house because i'm retarded

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Oil field work is for retards, stop trying to push this gay wagie même by coping how great it is.

Projecting much fatass?

MY MOM IS LETTING ME STAY!!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!! PRAISE SERGEY!!!!

>doing this kind of retarded kike shit over 500$ to your own mother who gave you the experience and possibility to go have your wildest dreams and fantasies manifest after giving a fuck to keep you alive so long

>xbox

take 5g dried psylocibin cubensis magick mushrooms in the dark, faggot.