Do it

Do it

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This pen was featured in a tweet by CZ.
He's saying it is a great pen and you are a total brainlet if you can pass on such a great opportunity

>tfw actually had this happen to me on an interview
He didn’t have another pen to take notes like an idiot so it didn’t go well for him.

Nah, I like this pen waaaaay to much to sell it to you. You couldn't POSSIBLY make me an offer I would accept. Go buy some dumb lame regular pen if you want a pen so badly.

If you don’t buy this pen your mother will die tonight

If you insert it in your anus you can make alot of money from it

You can't handle my pen, traveller. It's too strong for you. Go find a pen-seller with weaker pens!

Kek. Absolutely fucking dominated. Did you get the job?

We're proud to announce, @ThisPen will be moving to Binance Chain. With this IEO we've decided to bypass the lottery system and started selling the PEN token on the open market for all to buy as of the time of this tweet. - @cz.binance

that roastie brapper at the front desk had it in her bum last night

The pen was used by President Donald Trump to sign an executive order condemning and imprisoning all Obama era administrators and cabinet members

Pls sirs, take the creepto pen peel.

Brapper means arse, not bird. Alri m8?

This pen solves the Oracle problem.

How funny is it the real wolf of wall Street has been saying bitcoin's a scam for years

very good pen sir. found on pen island, captured from the wild by courageous penwranglers. yuo will have great luck with this pen, my friend. for this magical pen i ask a mere twenty-five rupees

Yes, I did. Absolute embarrassment for that guy because he had no response to me asking him how he was going to take more notes.

Do you have a pen? No? Okay go fuck yourself $500 please

Ahahahaha that's incredible, I love it.

When I was working in sales a faggot once tried to play smart and told me "sell me this phone then" while handing me his device.
I looked at it and told him nah that's not up for sale unfortunately, and put it in my pocket.
The faggot actually paid me 3 euro (just enough to pay for my beer) to take it back lol

NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO.
This is my fucking pen and you will never get it. I have it since pre sibos and I will never sell it. In the future it'll make me money just by shaking. It'll be worth more than $1000 and YOU. CAN. NOT. HAVE. IT.