OFFICIAL LAUGH AT ELON THREAD

He’s a bigger con artist then madoff, will make madoff look like an amateur when this all comes crashing down. Will be in handcuffs in less than half a decade

>Craig is not satoshi though
You are a fucking itdiot if you're not able to see that he is. Have you even read any of his academic papers or blogposts?

Well, is he trying to make a difference or make up for the difference?

and tesla fan bois are like nothing happened
this really makes me anger

But seriously though Nintendo Labo isn't that bad and they should props for trying something different

>How do I read statistics

Pretty sure he will be living on Mars and you will NOT be invited.

Then why did he lose access to his coins? The dude can't even code real time kek

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according statistics Elon himself should have died test-driving Tesla cars.

Telsa's insurance offering will be built on Ethereum. Screen capture this message.

>Then why did he lose access to his coins?
Did he?

>The dude can't even code real time kek
Then how come it is videos of him lecturing programming at uni on youtube?

even triplets cant redeem your tardness
lets laugh at evil people, not the actually good ones
wtf, he's actually what would happen if any of us got a load of money because of a site we did.. he'd probably still be a basement dweller if his paypal wouldn't kick off

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I said code real time, anyone can memorize some bullshit related to some powerpoint slides.

Retard detected

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what happened to Elon?

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Didn't this dumb ass take Johnny Depps sloppy seconds lying whore of an ex wife?

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t. flatearthers

I always hated this cunt, I hope his boring company and tesla burns to the ground along with all of his fanboys.

Nice argument, You are a perfect example of why everyone thinks bsv holders are retards, unfortunately.

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Why do you guys hate Tesla? Most successful business person on planet Earth right now at the moment.

>Why do you guys hate Tesla? Most successful business person on planet Earth right now at the moment.

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He didn't marry her, he already has 5 kids (6, 1 dead). He just banged her because that's what he does. He steals prime pussy from powerful men as a hobby.

Not a fan of Elon, quite the opposite but its not like normal cars are super safe, people are dying by the thousands every day in car accidents.

>not buying the tsla dip when they have the highest number of sales in the whole automobile market

no that would be bill gates, or larry elison. you know, people with businesses that actually generate profit

It would clearly be Amazon. Bezos is a fucking cyborg at this point.

Wikileaks proved that he's not.

>"trying to make a positive difference in the world"
>running for-profit companies (and not well)
>uses the most powerful launch system since the saturn V to put a huge testament to his ego into space instead of a large and valuable scientific payload

>valuable scientific payload

There is no valuable scientific payload suitable for that launch plan.

What? You want to measure how much CO2 is in the upper atmosphere, again? You think we'd learn anything useful from hurling stuff at another planet or comet?

Get real.

Could faggot op or somebody else offer some context about wtf has happened?

You have to go back

you're a gullible retard that shouldn't vote
people like you are ruining the world

This.
To everyone else: the history will judge you

and they'll also be running nodes for their API. You'd be able to access all types of real-time data generated by all teslas on the road

It'll be a pretty decent source of income which is why the current shitshow could be just fud to drive prices low

"Sir I'm going to need some ID saying you're Bob."
"Officer, I wrote a blog and academic paper saying I'm Bob!"
pure deflection

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kek, you guys can't resist sperging out even when the thread has nothing to do with CSW
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>rent
x50gOsh1 was replying to u7I42MJt‘s post about craig

anyone and everyone that has gone against the oil industry has been relentlessly fudded, elon knew this going in, call him a con-man all you want but most would have already walked away by now. the dude actually has a vision and it's kind of sad that we have an opportunity to better the world but the heard follows the thought programming spread by big oil. can't wait for this hellhole to burn up.

I call out your deflection, and you deflect it. Classic. Does what I told you, not compute or is it not in your script library?

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Craig is a scammer
Open your fucking eyes

Closed my TSLA short today for a nice profit, thank you based cultists

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The road to Mars will be paved with the bones of the faithful.

the road to yer mums house is paved with miles of dick

Remember the whole "private at $420" fiasco? This was one of the tweets he made.
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026907699760390146
A CEO of a multi-billion dollar company doesn't have a basic understanding of how capital markets work. What a genius.

this elon guy is more likely someone who could be the supporter of somebody like Tesla but not comparable as the genious Nikola Tesla
still a decently smart guy though

Elon has done more for humanity than your entire family has ever done in their existence.

keked

It doesn't matter when you build a product with no demand. Simple as that.

People aren't gonna pay 50k for an EV, they're still a gimmick. He has realized there isn't anymore demand for EV's in the US which is why he tried selling abroad. Which was a huge misake imo, he should have figured out how to lower the price of his vehicles and get more people to drive them.

No one is gonna pay 50k for a car that takes 75 minutes to charge in this economy. Tesla will go under $50 EOY.

You can talk shit about muh big oil all you want, it is still the most economically viable way to drive around. Battery tech just isn't there yet.

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NIce self portrait you fucking newshit

its 2019 ya dumb fanboy how that boot taste

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jesus fuck you are stupid

source?

Supporting Elon is equal to boot lickers? Are you retarded or something?

>businessman with some background in physics
>same as Nikola Tesla
no

Elon is the most influential person of our time, you're some dumb faggot who can't into reading comprehension.

He didn't pump his cone, now pajeets chimp

Craig is like Trump... only NPC cucklords are dumb enough to believe their shit

I'm unironically buying at these prices

Go ahead and bet against based Elon plebes I'll see you from 20,000 feet later

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stfu cunt. this guy is a narcisisst who think he can be ceo of multiple companies. pro tip: he can't.

>that old drunk Johnny Depp
>powerful men

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You're the salty cunt who's jealous of another man's fortune. What have you done with your life?

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Yikes, all these redditor ITT.
You fags are gonna get rekt by my puts on Monday.

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It's more like a "Reddit likes him so we have to hate him" kind of thing.

Yes, Elon's think might fuck up, but at least he tried.

Clearly Jow Forums would have preffered if he had taken all his paypal millions and bought land instead to play landlord. Or perhaps made another fart & "attention economy" silicon valley-esque lifestyle app.

Elon is one of the few people who tried to do cool, physical things. If he fails its a tragedy.

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wtf is this abomination?

Absolutely based and enlightening.

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While technicaly imo you're right, Musk pass too much of a shill for me, like another user pointed, why the hell send a fucking car to space while instead some scientific playload could have been sent?
He tries to appeal too much to the masses without having the working infrastructures to make it.

I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.

It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.

Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.

I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.

Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.

Ok, since I am a bit of a space fan, will answer that.

Because it was a completely useless rocket that at that point had 50/50 a chance of either working or tearing itself apart.

Most space agencies simply use a concrete weight or something as a mass simulator for this sort of launches. This concept is known as a boilerplate spacecraft. More:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boilerplate_(spaceflight)

And such missions have been many, including:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-105
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-101
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-102
etc

all of which were technically "useless" launches.

Elon simply decided to place there something fun. Grab some media attention, and, yes, attempt to pump Tesla's price a little bit.

Also, for comparison how two of the most popular heavy rockets fared at their first flight (and so what they had every reason to expect):

First Delta-IV flight: Failure.
First Ariane 5 flight: Failure.

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>This must have been what is was like when Nikola Tesla was around.
you think so?

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Hmm I didn't know about that, thanks.

Don't forget the N1 tho for failed launches.

Reddit get out、learn into how2post

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he edited those old blogposts like the fraud he is, retard

Reminder that Tesla died a broke virgin