At the biggest mortgage bank in the world’s largest covered-bond market, a banker took a few steps away from his desk this week to make sure his eyes weren’t deceiving him.
As mortgage-bond refinancing auctions came to a close in Denmark, it was clear that homeowners in the country were about to get negative interest rates on their loans for all maturities through to five years, representing multiple all-time lows for borrowing costs.
> “During this week’s auctions, there were three times when I had to stand back a little from the screen and raise my eyebrows somewhat,” said Jeppe Borre, who analyzes the mortgage-bond market from a unit of the Nykredit group that dominates Denmark’s $450 billion home-loan industry.
> For one-year adjustable-rate mortgage bonds, Nykredit’s refinancing auctions resulted in a negative rate of 0.23%. > The three-year rate was minus 0.28%, > The five-year rate was minus 0.04%.
The record-low mortgage rates, which don’t take into account the fees that homeowners pay their banks, are the latest reflection of the global shift in the monetary environment as central banks delay plans to remove stimulus amid concerns about economic growth.
> Denmark has had negative rates longer than any other country. > The central bank in Copenhagen first pushed its main rate below zero in the middle of 2012, in an effort to defend the krone’s peg to the euro. > The ultra-low rate environment has dragged down the entire Danish yield curve, with households in the country paying as little as 1% to borrow for 30 years. > That’s considerably less than the U.S. government.
Carson Foster
trips for LCI gap open to $9.00 on tuesday after fud washes over
Brayden Nguyen
>that wrist >that hand
Juan Miller
yes but what can you buy with shitcoins?
Robert Thomas
Today was better than yesterday
Gavin Perez
hmmm what about some dubs
Joshua Lopez
I can buy literally anything with bitcoins Houses, automobiles, amazon items, anything I want Shitcoins are just a way to increase your bitcoin holdings
Sure you do boomer Okay I'll leave you boomer fags to your baby gains
Lincoln Perez
Someone hold my hand and tell me how to unfuck my SQQQ call position. I have 250 contracts that are now jacked up with terrible volume and some below intrinsic
Help this user out of a jam.
Christopher Price
>wanted to sell Disney before Aladdin >didn’t AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bentley Nguyen
Literally the moment interest rates properly rise the entire market is crashing
>co-worker is always talking about stocks like he's a major player >after months of him bragging and talking shit, he reveals the details and i find out he has like 1k worth of disney and 1k worth of mcdonalds >my laughs were intrepid
sorry for bad english I just moved to country 5 years ago but this funny turn is in my mind! What a silly man!
Matthew Campbell
I averaged down on CHK today. I'm a proud owner of 1,000 shares now. Did I goof?
So are you fucked too? What is your plan to unfuck yourself?
Jose Gomez
That, plus Disney, was me a few months ago, before I decided to get more active!
I've erased all my gains and put myself in the hole since then. Take me back!
Caleb Hernandez
Well T didn't dip down low enough for me today. So instead I bought 3 Amazon shares. Figure use them as a way to quickly make a few extra bucks (the 52 week high is 2,050). Amazon is good at that. Then wait for T to dip down to 30.50.
AMRN is on the upswing, so maybe something is gonna happen over the holiday.
Dominic Young
GALT/LCI has been falling seriously throughout this week, but makes a small recovery today
I mean if that is really the best stock or financial instrument that you could think of to buy then uhhhh...
you should have just bought USO and WEAT calls like I've been saying for the last 48 hours Instead you bought some pennystock exploration company It might pop off but it will take longer
also NO reason to overexpose on something like CHK, I hope it is 5% of your portfolio or under (even 5% is super high)
Yeah I guess... I still have way too much money in the market for this stage of my life goddamn it... And this stage of Trump/US/Global econmomy
Adam Perry
in AKS part, am thinking of lowering buy to $1.70 >_> this company no looking good
Brody Reyes
That is NOT how to use your teeth. This dumb stinky amine.
Carson Ortiz
>us can ban any company they want off "national security" concerns. nice capitalism and "free market" amerifats
Leo Mitchell
First green day in 2 weeks. Thanks PCG.
Owen Foster
It's Galil-chan, you'd understand the joke if you knew your Israeli firearms trivia. Also I posted that gif like a month ago and reluctant did NOT have my permission to save and repost it
Brayden Torres
are you mad? are you mad because you aren't American?
are you pretending Chinese companies haven't been caught doing every kind of spying and stealing with technology
I WANT A MASSIVE CRASH AFTER THE CRASH ONLY BUY VISA VISA VISA VISA
Brayden Allen
The key players: AMRN - Our hero; who's Drug is badly needed
The Baddie - The FDA aka the Ass Clowns who seek to deny AMRN his victory
The supporting cast: Shareholders who stand to make loads of Profit if AMRN wins. The common folk who need AMRN's drug to survive from having the big one prematurely. Wendy's - Don't be fooled, they got a stake in this to. After all the more people who down baconators the more Profit they make. The Big Fish aka the Unknown U.S Pharma Company who's ready to Buy AMRN to get there hands on the drug soon as the Ass Clowns cave in.
Well the Saga continues;
Our Hero AMRN has the Ass Clowns (FDA) boxed in. Deals in place to expand up north and airing ads to get the people behind him. Also expanding overseas via other deals.
Soon the Ass clowns will have little choice but to cave in. AMRN will dangle the bait; tell the Ass Clowns "if you don't give in we'll deny your U.S drug companies easy access to our product and deny you Loads of easy Profit" Rumors abound about a potential Victory over the holiday.
Will our hero get his Victory? Will the Ass clowns still stonewall? Will the Big Fish strike a deal anyway? Who knows?
Stay Tuned next week for another chapter!
Camden Harris
So I invested for the first time today I lost 0.63% It's good to confirm that I am indeed retarded
Leo Murphy
If stocks aren't bigly green the next Tuesday after Memorial Day that means Americans are unpatriotic, socialist libcunts that spit on the grave of the brave heroes that made our country number one.
James Edwards
You haven't lost until you lose 6% in one day.
Liam Gonzalez
hey good luck baby
I really appreciate all the effort you put into your posts still surprised that you aborted the T babies so quickly and without hesitation that's illegal in some states now :^)
No need to worry until you are down 10% or more. If the reasons you bought still apply then don't fret too much. Sell if they don't.
James Long
who the ef reported my image?
Elijah Martinez
I'm down 9.8%. Can I still be saved?
Jose Kelly
You haven’t lost until you sell or they go bankrupt.
Mason Richardson
That's pretty specific.
I did visit Israel and one of my old friends was in their military for a few years. Does that count?
>gorl I crushon tells me she likes the slim type >me: on you or on other people >her: both OOF she wants a twinky korean :^( Feels man. Maybe not want to be amerifat anymore 10% of...? net worth? Trading account? Total investments?
Parker Stewart
What are you in? I was down 20% last year and rode the market back.
Camden Foster
>amerifats claim that they are the smartest race in the world >trillions being "stolen" by Chyna >no amerifat is able to figure out a system/product to prevent stealing even though it would earn them billions makes you think
Blake Edwards
10% of any particular investment.
Matthew Davis
Thanks; just trying to get a laugh outta folks or at least it's better than the same old thing all the time. But I'm still gonna get my T shares. Just waiting for a nice dip. Still got plenty of time before the ex div date anyway.
Colton Campbell
I forgot to mention another thing I invested in China
Jayden Watson
Based janny.
Gabriel Jones
Then hold for quite a while, fren. This war will end.
LOL, nice to have a good laugh once and a while. Still gonna get them though; waiting on the dip down to 30.50
Henry Murphy
Damn that KTOS close was fucking epic didn’t expect that kind of profit hopefully the LMT rumors are true that’s an instant 40$+ to the share from FOMO
they're going to think it's some weird abortion commentary
fun fact my mom and dad met working at AT&T back when it was Southwestern Bell (then became SBC, then AT&T) I don't even know exactly how many ATT shares I own, it's a handful. But of course I've owned them as the stock loses value...
In the mean time while I'm waiting I took a small detour and bought some Amazon. One thing's for sure; unless the market as a whole shits Amazon's good for making Profit. Figure hold them till Amazon hits 2k, sell for around $600 gain. Which considering how wild amazon stock is won't be to long imo.
Luis Perez
>yeild
Christopher Diaz
Happy 3 day weekend to all the wagies out there. Predictions for Tuesday open?
But I dunno, Yes I like T stock and his Divvy. Especially when theirs a nice dip. Also like that I'd be bagging 30k or more at 65. But I could also roll everything into buying AMRN during it's next dip as well.
So my 400 shares would grow to be 740 shares. And at 30 per that'd be 22,200 Profit. A buyout would double that amount. That's at the low side. The high, 51 per x 2 x 740 would be 75,480.00. All gotten before I turned 40 (Maybe, I hope anyway,lol). So I'd have that, add to it for 10 more years and be having a net-worth of around $102,480.00 cash sitting in the bank by my retirement date at 50. (No debt either)
Aaron Mitchell
>Implying you can have free market capitalism with a government.
Parker Johnson
Thank you for your post
Bentley Martinez
you can't retire on 100k retard
Charles Campbell
If this is your approach, you can do much better. Look into some higher yielders. I have about 100k yielding a solid 11.5%. That, my friend, you can retire on.
William Cox
Just go to EE
Charles Edwards
Fucking fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, cocks. It's memorial day weekend and I'm down $1650 total in my brokerages since I kicked up my investments last week. I know index funds are NOT bullshit, but this hurts.
Oliver Miller
btw 80% of silicon valley work force is foreign, mostly asian and european, because americans are too incompetent doing high level math, programming and innovations :D
I think I'm gonna shelter in a money market for the next month after the june dividend disbursal and pray
Angel Sullivan
Eh you'll be fine.
Hudson Bailey
Kek >Only nice to LCIguy >top smug, tries to win arguments through petty arguments of semantics >Only ever talks about one stock, except occasionally commenting that LCI is also a good company, because LCIguy said the same for GALT They're the same person. The user with the GALT/LCI index has it figured out.
I have a feeling MNST will begin a dividend soon Pendyboy absolutely destroyed by this comment
Wyatt Davis
Who else is accumulating capital to buy the next 25% crash? If you're under 40 a crash will literally the best financial thing to ever happen to you if you're ready to buy the bottom
Anthony Roberts
haha nice :^)
there are a bunch of other 'named' posters who post under multiple/shared identities you can notice if suspiciously two of the known posters happen to not post for like a week... things like that not going to name any names these threads have a lot of secrets, you have to be very attuned to your surroundings to pick up on it
but actually Pendulum/LCI aren't the same person. but they are gay man lovers together. (they are both bottoms so they don't have exclusive one-on-one sessions)
