Got any plans for the weekend?

>Got any plans for the weekend?

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Snort cocaïne and play D2 battle cup with my buddy

Plans with 2D gf

Wage cuckin it

>screen staring
>shitposting
>spreading link fud
>buying the dip
>fucking a 21yo in stockings
>playing hellblade
>maybe smoking weed

taking the boat out to go fishing
painting some windows
cleaning
doing some gardening
mowing the lawn
shopping for new mattresses for the guest bedrooms

you know, boomer things

I'll masturbate to hentai

Jerking off multiple times to german bukkake gangbang orgys

Sunny day. Going to take 5g of shrooms and sit in my garden with a synthwave album on.

Just got back from boxing, in a bit I gotta replace my shower head because it started spewing water out the ball thing this week, then lunch and beer with the bros, then I'll spend the evening with my waman. You guys should stop watching porn. Go to the gym. And do the needful and buy CHAINLINK.

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Same as ever

damn bro 5g is a good bit unless you got some weak ass strain. 3.5g is plenty for me

Gonna fuck my wife and play with my kids bro, how about you? You gonna go out to a club and try to get your peepee sucked? Huh bro?

exquisite taste fren

No, I have to squirrel away funds like a maniac. Maybe, maaaaybe buy a cheap bottle of liquor to pregame and go to some bar with no cover and try to pick up chicks talking about my shitcoins, Roth IRA and 401k accounts!

Yesterday I went some hookah bard with friends and later we thought about going to a club. I've never been to one yet so I thought what the heck. Then we went there and the fucking line was a mile long. Who the fuck has time to wait? The line barely moved. I would've bought a vip which is 2x the normal ticket, but my friends don't have money to spend. Kinda bummed out since I wanted to know what clubbing is like. I mean that's the main place a 19yo would meet new girls right?

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Are you a chad? If not, forget clubbing.

He's arab so definitely not.

catch up on some emails, automate some shit for work, oil change, then scotch and watching some retro games on twitch

Yeah it's a weaker one. A couple of times I have been caught out by strong 5g and i don't want to go back there again.

Idk. I started going to parties(small ones, mostly class girls and classmates) at 18yo cuz I was playing soccer before and was really dedicated to it. I think I could easily talk to new girls, just need to go somewhere where there are new girls and maybe drink with friends before to get into the nice vibe. I can joke around easily as well, got it from my soccermates who were constantly doing banter/joking.

Lmao arab. Cuz I was in a hookah bar? It was a nice place to chill, but would have wanted to go to some party after that.

I'll be working all weekend. The only other thing I'll be doing is being miserable and watching my money go down because I bought link ATH.

yes: taking a break from all the human contact during the week

>what are some of your hobbies?

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Stay home and recuperate from the horrible diarrhea I got yesterday. Might go to the gym on Sunday if I feel better.

Sell blood for crypto and options contracts. Not kidding.

>Heh just chillin.. same old, same old. What about you?

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About to fuck the gf then run some errands. Probably going to have a movies and sex weekend

I got so fucked up I puked and lost 75% of Saturday

That's hardly that fucked up. The 3 day loss from hangover is the real test.

reported for being off-topic

I'm spending my weekend, like all my weekends, alone in my flat studying for exams as I'm in last year of medical school and I have no pleasures whatsoever in my life, only stress.
The shrink prescribed me SSRIs but I didn't even buy them, as I believe that my state of mind is caused by a lack of challenges, creative activities and adventures. Frankly all l I need is drugs and sex

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dont ever eat psychopahrmaca pills, that shit doesnt solve anything and as a bonus attracts new problems you've not had before.

everyone involved in this knows its more or less a scam, yet its in a perfect grey area where they manage to market these bogus products in a way that it creates the illusion that it 'helps'.

I have not see this angle anywhere else, as usually useless and harmful stuff gets removed from the market by either non-demand or prohibition but psychopharmca plays it just right to stay and make tons of money.

I feel your pain user, I too fell for the medical school meme and regret it every day

t. Resident

yeah playing fifa weekend league and you?