How stupid is my brainless friend?

With all the Craig ass-kissers on here, I have to assume it is either Craig himself or a team he paid to jerk him off on the webs

>he doesn't see how he's the joke in this

I feel like a brainlet but is there any way this could work out to OP's advantage if the $1k was invested on the way up?

Any way I could figure it he could not turn the $1k into 1 BTC unless actively buying/selling for profit as the price fluctuates on the way up with godly accuracy and luck.

very stupid, is he a nigger did he steal the money?

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I have a feeling there should be a way for OPs friend to make a risk-free profit out of this no matter what btc does, but I can't figure it out.

Both of you are stupid. You are stupid for making a bet with horrible risk:return just because you are unlikely to lose it. He is stupid for thinking you'll pay him 100k when you lose.

-be op's friend.
-i know op is retarded
-he always talk about bitcoin and how he gonna make it.
-just have this 1000 extra and dont know what to do with it.
-give it to him as a gift, but dont tell him that. ---instead tell him to give me 1 btc when it hit a -impossible price. this way he never thinking about the money and i feel happy for him.
-literally 1 hour later he come to Jow Forums:
-hurr durr my friend is so retarded, i snatched 1000 from him.
-fml and my choice of friends.

really stupid since he didn't sign any contract. that $1000 is yours no matter what

Screencapped this. Going to post it here next year so we can all laugh at you OP.

So, basically, he just bought a long off you at $7k less than market value and no expiration date. You my friend are truly fucked

>text messages / phone in proximity always recording ( can request recording file to be given because it contains your voice therefore your legal property ) See Amazon; Murder case involving Alexa

>writing an uncovered call for an asset that may potentially become worth $100k for only $1k when that asset is currently worth $8k
Classic Jow Forums.

pretty much this. your friend bought a bitcoin from you for $1K. youre the retard

For bitcoin to ever reach more than 50,000 a worldwide economic collapse has to happen

>give submissive gay friend money to hold interest free.
>if it makes bank, he must give back 999999999999999999999999%.
>if it doesn't, he just owes the amount.
>muh friend's totally stupid, guys!

Nice.

You better prepare 100k

>frogposting crypto children don't understand how options work
Lmao

>a thousand dollars is a common gift
OP has no reason to give it back when it hits 100K. What is he going to do, sue him?

he just bought a bitcoin for 1000 bucks. i like your friend

> how to lose a friend

smarter than you, after 100k comes 1M

>Hera is $1k , now send 1 Btc

it will happen eventually.How are you planning to give him 1 btc at 100k a pop? Your friend just bought 1btc for 1/8th of the price, wished I had a retarded friend like you

OP eternally BTFO. this is on par with the boomer who bought the link book up to $9999.

Yup your friend is an idiot - but not because the price won't go that high, rather, you will never pay up when it does.

not with the those tiny blocks it wont.

this. In op's mind that $ is already his own

it's paid shills

OP is gonna neck himself cause the friend will be sitting on a comfy multi-millionaire stack regardless of the 1k

The friend is obviously sitting on 100BTC
1k are peanuts, if BTC goes +0.1% I make a month of wage cucking
The friend is just challenging his IQ and playing psychological tricks to convince OP to buy
OP is nigga anyway and will just keep the 1k and neck himself when BTC hit 100k
The friend will just look and laugh at him

Warrant, except warrants have knockout prices

you're stupid and a shitty friend, how about that?

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dumb bear

Yeah but he'd have to work his ass up the ladder, while his friends is taking the elevator up.