Post the house you're going to purchase after you make it

Post the house you're going to purchase after you make it

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"Eww! Get away from me, you sick freak!"

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you have zero taste

This made me chuckle.

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Something with a mezzanine

top fucking kek. mart sharts and their mcmansions make me sick

Then let's see your exquisite taste.

Comfy decommissioned nuclear missile silo

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lmao

thats the type of house that bankrupts millionaires

that risto castle?

Based

> buying the ATH of housing bubble
you are gonna lose it all

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Heard the same thing in 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018.

There is no bubble.

This is the closest thing I could find. Some comfy villa like this.

t. balkan user

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there's no chink money this time
enjoy broke

Looking closer, this looks like more than 1 house, but you get the idea. Couldn't find any good pics of actual older villas, since I hate the modern ones.

COME BRO SHOW US YOUR SUPERIOR TASTE

Something like this. A little cabin by a lake/stream in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho or the Dakotas and a good 20 acres of land.

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Thanks Ted, very cool

I'm laughing my ass off in the cafetaria right now, thanks. This is why I eat alone

wait, isn't there?

I wonder if this dude has any turrets surrounding his property

*crack*
*ssiiiiip*

"No."

based. Live your dream brother.

Redpill time!

The only answer is an old stone house with lots of gardens outside and plants inside. The current McMansion type homes are unnatural abominations. A home should replicate as close as possible our ancestors natural habitat (caves/plants/forest/jungle). Like a creature in a zoo, if their enclosure does not emulate their natural habitat they’ll go mad, and this is true for us as well.

There is a reason why when you go camping you get better sleeps. You can get these sleeps in your own home and always feel reinvigorated if you eliminate all the poz that is what current home construction is. All the synthetic trash like dry wall, fibreglass, plastic floors and all the other shit effect you.

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He's right though, mcmansions are disgusting and literally boomer tier. They're especially bad when they're in the suburbs and you don't even have any land. They're not so bad I guess if you build one yourself on your own property, away from people.

based trad architecture user

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why are you tasting people

>American houses
>tasteful
It's a bit mcmansion but I've seen worse

Looks comfy, but a bear will eat you in 48 hours

fuck yeah

>dealing in absolutes
k retard

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Seething

based

tuscany is based too

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>after you make it

Implying I haven't already made it.

post pic of house user ;)

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this looks comfy as fuck i love italy. i'm currently at $400k in crypto, a x10 and i should be able to live like that. i'm dreaming of it every day

>caves/plants/forest/jungle

Except humans evolved in plains and big, open spaces.

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gosh how would you put a ferrari there duhh

>buying and prebuilt garbage.
I’m commissioning a home after I make it, not buying someone’s bags.

I'm going to have a ranch/pot farm in the oregon countryside far enough away from the rest of society that I can amass an absurdly gratuitous pile of guns and drugs without anyone bothering me, where I cultivate and sell the finest overpriced weed to all the hipsters in the tristate area until I get bored and kill myself at the ripe age of 65.

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I got curious and turns out there a number of these For Sale/Sold in the UK

i would open a research institution and live in it. id hire geniuses to research immortality specifically mass produced stem cells from human fat cells via CRISPR.

you can live live like a king for 80 years but in the end you will equal a dead apes life after death since both of you will be dead. inb4 breeding many children, youre still dead

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>no towering white-capped mountain peaks in the background
urbanfag flatlander detected

Keep it somewhere near Mugello Circuit

death is what makes life precious, immortality is a meme. if you were immortal you'd wish to die

Unironically this. When you're that rich, you go mobile. Also, less is more. I'm gonna buy a national forest from the U.S. govt and tend it as my elven sanctuary.

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>for me, it's thimbleberry
thehouseplancompany.com/house-plans/1999-square-feet-1-bedroom-1-bath-prairie-34830

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I haven't been able to land a job and the last one that did "hire me" post interview has made me wait for about a month or two and they dont pick up my call and lied about sending ref requests to people i knew.
My hopes of achieving an ok salary of £25k is depleting and i've been rejected in charity and fast food/grocery/retails multiple times. Though i do if possible plan to stay and earn and save for a few years living under parents. The truth is i will probably be renting once my time at home is over.

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best post ive seen all day thanks

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...or maybe Grandview for the extra bedrooms (but a huge, open floorplan on the bottom floor is based af for projects etc)

Google it yourself: "Grandview hexagonal house" should get you there.

>mfw patrician
>2000 sq ft -- literally: 1999 sq ft

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It's more about what you accomplish yourself, regardless of how long you live.

that looks great

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the american dream

This

What do you think is going to happen when Smart Contracts put all of the complacent middle-management boomers with 4 investment properties out of business at the same time?

Winner right here!
Nature and not to big but comfy house.

I’m doing my part

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Same friend

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>*sips* yep gotta make sure I park the lambo in front of the house for the listing photo

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This. Gotta go stealthmode.

>20 acres of land
so a garden?

no larp, if i had 3million to buy a house, id just buy a condo in miami and london for $300k to $500k a piece

this
Just get somewhere good to live and then not worry about money anymore. Wanting mcmansions and lambos is for third worlders and mormons.

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Doesn't exist anymore,hopefully the 4th Reich will rebuild it.

I'd just get a comfy condo somewhere in upstate NYC.

Why? How would that prove I bought a house with crypto gains. My house ain't a mansion, but at least bought a house with crypto gains

user that's fucking disgusting

bulls dont fear bears

This, it still has neighbours but fuck it. With interest it is only 1300euro patyment per month and a little bit of kerosene fumes from the airport that you can not see from the picture.

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at least death would be voluntary if immortality is real. stem cells would also make people look young their entire lifetime even at 100 years old
you could accomplish way more in 10,000 years than 50 years. I want to live for at least one more lifetime. 100 year lifespan is too short to accomplish something that takes many years of research to study. also some sharks in Iceland are over 400 years old

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Really? An ugly McMansion?

It's where retards give me money to live, the stupider looking the better.

Picrel is actually more like it, just didn't want to give you retards ideas.

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checked but probably a joke

>natural bodies of water
Fish poop in there, you know.

and poop comes out of women's brappers, yet i still dive into them

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this would be a nice place to keep my sex slaves

>no internet access

No thanks

>Living in America
Yikes! If youre a fulltime crypto trader you should look into living abroad. Like pro online poker players. Most countries also dont have stupid day trading rules either. Like having a minimum of 25k usd registered with the sec for intra day trading.

I have a family so need to be near a town unfortunately

Estcourt Grange, Tetbury, Gloucestershire, GL8
rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-81369515.html

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Amerimutts arent real whites.

>a-frame

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Ask me how i know you're a member of the lesser races.

based

>what's satellite internet

Based, Tuscany is great
Avoid big crowded cities like Milan or Rome tho
Italian cities are really the worse capitals of Europe

I'm fine staying in my current cheap house

Why would I buy something more expensive and bleed money to super high taxes?

Already have my house and realistic dream cars. My family and I will just live more comfortably. I suppose I will buy a Toyota LFA also and customize it how I prefer.