/smg/ - Stock Market General

super red week incoming
RIP markets

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free in advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

For consumer staples bagholders:
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previously on /smg/:

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Fuck Tesla.

1st for
STAAYYYYYVUNNN

Hoes mad.

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At what networth will you feel you're starting to do well?

Can we get a warren buffet/Charlie Munger edit?

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That's not how networth works IRL

I'm asking at what amount of networth will you start feeling you're starting to make it in life. For me, probably 100,000.

Cashflow is more important if you're poor like me.

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Red week you think?
Should I have bought more than $500 of SDOW? Feel weird holding triple levereged ETF over the long weekend.

>Tesla $10
>SPY under $200
>Amazon reverts to a 15 PE
Just WAIT

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I hope there's more Trade War shit next week. Cause I want T to have a nice dip down to least 30.50. Come on Trump, China, do something that'll make the markets shit a bit. I need cheap T babies cause I've only got maybe 6k and I need least 200 shares. I need them all before July 7th.

>Mfw T cuts their dividend in half and T brainlets become single mothers

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Why will it be red?
t. newfag obviously.

I’m guessing more trade war fallout/an expected bad deal with Japan?

I hope amazon stock hits 2k next week or least 1900 cause then I can sell and make a few extra bucks.

uhhhh

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Also spy under 200 literally confirmed

It will never be enough

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Theres actually going to be a rally next week.
the Spy is also in a bear trap

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>just got this baby in, now i can have 8+ monitors to use with tradingview (and still mine some shitcoins while i trade stock and shitpost)
happy surprise this weekend, thought i had to wait until tuesday for it to come in

when I am free of the feeling of want

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M-me blew it?!

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My plan is to split the difference. Sell my Amazon shares for nice gain. Buy my 200 T babies on the dip. Then take the left over funds and buy more AMRN on the dip as well. So I'd get more AMRN Profit and still get my T babies.

I'd gain $300 - 400 extra from Amazon. At $17 per that $300 would get me 17 more AMRN shares. 417 total. @ 45 per I'd come out with 18,765.00.

Anyone have a good strategy for playing SPY puts/calls intraday? I've noticed that following a 3/9 EMA cross usually tends to work.

T is a meme that needs to be aborted
If you want a dividend payment in 30 years then you'd get a exponentially higher yield buying a dividend growth stocks that grows it's payout over 10%

Got some TSLA and BA puts for next week. Hopefully they dump.

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someone help that poor mouse girl

hopefully things continue to go sideways long enough to get some material news out of GALT before the market shits itself, at the very least
going to park all my money in VGSH after I sell out of GALT and figure out what the market wants to do/what I want to buy

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I never understood why T (a dieing Telecom monopoly, with a rapidly aging infrastructure) is considered a good dividend hold, when other things exist with much more long term room to grow such as LMT or WM, or diverse dividend stocks like HON (or just simple dividend index's, like SPY, DIA, QQQ, which all have better returns, and dividends, than T)

T always felt like a forced meme, fucking KO seems like a better holding for dividends

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frankly, a positive number would be nice

you're shorting the bottom, friend. all the bad news is priced in, and possible good news isn't

The stock market would be much lower if it weren’t for companies buying back their own shares

on what timeframe(?), you can easily backtest that strat. i dont think never gonna work :)

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Don't worry user... they're deeply in debt to pay for those buybacks : )

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in general people who make money on whatever markets rarely open up, they share random calls here and there that's about it. everybody understands they might lose n edge. it's not evil people actually see lots of effort generating strats etc. takes creative talent and time(skin in the game) too so understandable

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man I have to be genuine with you
can you please stop posting pictures of that girl in these threads

T is no longer just into Telecom. Your getting a massive media empire + Telecom company that pays a Fat Divvy for cheap price. To put this in proper light, the next cheapest media company is Comcast ($43 per). Your Divvy is only 0.21 x 4 per share. So you pay more to get less Divvy.

On the other side you got VZ. Your Divvy is higher but so's the price you pay. One VZ is almost double what one T is. So you could bag 2 T's and get more Divvy for your dollar.

Everyone likes Disney. They got a good product sure. But the Divvy sucks. Comcast pays almost the same amount in Divvy that Dis does.

>The stock market would be much lower if it weren’t for companies buying back their own shares
WHAT THIS IS NEW INFORMATION TO ME I AM VERY ALARMED THAT BUYING SHARES RAISES THE PRICE ????

What would it mean if a company bought back all of its shares? Would it become self aware?

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What would be some decent trade-war resistant stocks to buy right now?

unh

they can do new listing then with higher prices :) even buffet agrees dividends are shit and buybacks is the way to go, raises price more efficient and no taxes. divs are tax free only for some pension funds etc

clomo triggered :(

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Please tell me you’re not actually buying stocks with this poor of an understanding of how these things work. Almost everything you said is wrong.

VERY strongly considering violating my basis in UNH, specifically in my IRA.

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It's called "going private"; Dell did it at one point

inb4 elong musk joke

>3 day weekend

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It works, I know a professional that said he uses it, but I'm skeptical.

YANG

This is the low IQ posting I hate. T retards absolutely deserve to lose money

Why not just buy SPYD or SPHD for divvies,anyway?

At least I grabbed Merck when I did for the Roth

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I backed up the truck on healthcare

2k in unh and 10k in vht. Im pretty sure the sector is just getting started

Has nothing to do with T. I don’t own it, nor do I see anywhere that I recommended owning it.

He was valuing companies by their price per share instead of their market cap. He was comparing dividends by dollars per share instead of percentage yield. And I’m the one with the low IQ post.

Vht?
Thoughts on thc?

UPS such a chad ranger. max drawdown to 89-93 before a bounce to 99-103

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I like companies that make money

Hell if you buy during a dip your not really wasting any money, in fact your gaining it once the stock price/market unshits. So I view it as a win win = nice Fat Divvy + ultra low price. How can you lose? If you sell later during the high you've come out ahead no mater what. Just like when T shat down to 30.50 (I hope it does again). What's the price now? 32 something. You sell now, you've made profit on it. The plus side is that T stock is pretty stable, sure it shits but it don't last long. So your money is pretty safe. So buy those dips and collect Divvys and life is good

>he hasn't put everything into gold
Your days are numbered tradies. Don't believe me though, always trust the media, always buy the "dip" when they say to.

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I'm longing GALT now. I'm gonna keep adding to it over time until a deal happens.

It would be extremely painful

What if American government cancel Hong Kong's special status?

PayPal, V, MC, or AXP?
pick one

>buying boomer tokens

i spit on your coin coins

$VRUS going to be the biggest play on the OTC by the end of 2019.

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I'd sooner go cash, munis, or BTC desu senpai

AMRN FTW! Come to me oh buyout, bring with you nice fat sacks of cash. I'll take that 50 x 2 x 400 payoff you'll earn. Or hell even 30 x 2 x 400 would be nice, I'm not a greedy fuck you know.

Kys

...

The red ranger is dead.
You’re next kiddo.

Pretty sure our worst poster just said he was looking for an exit point. So good luck.

How do you into municipal bonds? Need to buy from an auction? Lose money if you buy through your borker? Put in Roth IRA for Max gains?

Will they buy back bonds like the treasury does during a recession?

>Looking for an exit point
Source??

pen dulum is selling? bullshit

for my GALT position,

10 x 306 - 1332.23 = $1,727.77 profit
15 x 306 - 1332.23 = $3,257.77 profit
20 x 306 - 1332.23 = $4,787.88 profit
25 x 306 - 1332.23 = $6,317.77 profit
30 x 306 - 1332.23 = $7,847.77 profit
40 x 306 - 1332.23 = $10,907.77 profit
50 x 306 - 1332.23 = $13,967.77 profit

These are the prices you regard for a bo?

I can personally confirm that's bullshit

There are a lot of posters here worse than me

>90x306=27540

Hell yeah

DID I MAKE THE BIG STUPID?!

Oh god I sold everything to buy these triple leveraged shares...

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Yeah, $10 being the most conservative and $50 being the most generous

$10 or $15 is most likely if they partner or Uihlein decides to take the company private, imo
20-40 is most likely BO price range imo

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>tripfags

Long as your making Profit with your stocks hey it's all good. Via price per share or Divvy it don't much mater, Profit is Profit.

>This level of delusion

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>gold
>not platinum

never gonna maek it

>bought into tencent on friday
why am I so retarded

ahahahah
HAHAHAHA

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Bullish chart?
I want Aetna, I kind of wish they’d spin off that retailer they’re attached to.

Got to give bagholders some hope, otherwise there’s no one left to dump on when you cash out.

SneedKino
Never know what’ll happen with our honkhonk president. Roll of the dice, we could see the trade war end with a tweet Monday night and China stocks soar.

I think it’s too soon, but Baba, Baidu, Bili, and Tencent are all starting to look tempting.

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i buy a state specific muni fund through fidelity/t. rowe price. hard to find a decent one if you aren't NY or CA.
but i really want to know what /smg/ thinks about V, MC, AXP, or PYPL

I am in CA though.

I think V and MC are pretty much unstopabable, only vulnerable to things like recessions. PayPal is a good bet because I already used venmo twice today. No idea if they’re appropriately priced.

Well Visa and Mastercard ain't going anyplace. All those cards out there. Plus either one or the other will work about anywhere in the world these days that's got electric/card reader.

in my state you need i think 10k to buy direct, but you should be able to find someone with a good CA bond fund. it's well worth it for dry powder.

Well long as I'm raking in enough to cover my expenses, have a bit of fun, and having some left over to stuff in the bank in case you know shit happens then Its all good. Hey better to stuff the shit in the bank rather than fall into the debt trap. You'd pay about double the amount owed to get out of it (assuming you only pay the min amount due each month). Plus you can screw the card companies outta those fees.

Why couldn't an upstart using the ubiquity of smartphone NFC eat V and MCs lunch?

>Can someone edit this picture for me
>Can someone tell me how to buy municipal bonds
>Can someone tell me whether I should buy VHT
>Can someone tell me if I should sell my SDOW

figure it out yourself

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CA = California, right? I’m not a leaf.

10k is doable, but it means liquidating some stocks if I want want to have cash outside of an emergency fund.

It’s fine though, I can keep 15k in VTSAX, 10k in state municipal bonds, 1500 in Merck, 1500 in Dis, and the rest cash. Maybe a bitcorn.

>call me a delusional bagholder for holding GALT
>call LCIguy a delusional bagholder for averaging down on LCI at $3-4
>jump on LCIguy's dick when LCI is trading at $8 and above
>start calling LCIguy a delusional bagholder again when it dips

this thread's sentiment directly mirrors price action, you're all retards who approach investing with an emotional mindset

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It's almost like people like talking to each other instead of shouting bullshit about a random penny stock
Is this what highschool was like for you? The awkward retard who tried breaking into social groups and constantly being rejected, and after being rejected you used your IQ as a crutch for your non existent social skills (though you're just an average brainlet loser?)

Absolutely SEETHING

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>I'm the one seething when you took the time to type out

sure thing bud

yeah CA meaning california. i'm saying you might need 5 figures or more to buy bonds direct from the state, but you'd probably be better off researching a good california muni bond fund. the min for mine is 2500 and it holds 50+ bonds, earns 4% on average, and was flat in 07/08.

Plz don’t take the bait.
This is the only place he knows where he can get the attention he craves, and his substitute for face-to-face interaction.

Ignore it and it’ll go away.

>He replied to the bait
Incredible

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I can't help it. It's either watching carwreck videos or his portfolio, both bring me the same feeling