300+ days on the market

>300+ days on the market

Why has no one bought this yet?

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Because i'm waiting until Fantom hits Binance obviously

wasn't that the house that was a prize on that mystery box/children's casino website?

Looks a bit much, to be honest.

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Because it looks like a place Tony Stark would fight War Machine in, and I need my sleep.

Because its overpriced. You could have a mansion in every state for the price of this.

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need a year just to get all the bling trash out. Its (honestly) too Murica! Murica! for my taste, but then again, I actually have some

>31 bathrooms

Jow Forums should all chip in once link moons and buy a mega mansion

it pays itself off in the end because of all the connections with the rich and famous we could make at our shitposting-mansion.

Holy fuck I'm poor.

just move in with notch, hes round the corner.
he maybe wont notice when we do it gradually
but you still got your soul user

It's for hosting extravagant sex&coke parties in. Not really for a primary residence.

Who could ever conceivably need a """house""" this big? Ridiculous. It's ugly too, just a series of boxes. This just proves to me that the ultra-rich don't deserve their money. You can't buy taste.

a 150 million dollar home is going to need 150 million dollars in maintenance. no thank you.

why do people even make these. theres only like a few hundred people in the world who could afford it, hard to sell

But they don't come with a Helicopter

>windows can be telescoped by 4 million people
>more than 1 bathroom
>dickwaving my wealth
na, i'll just stick to my comfy bush abode in north ontario

>Overlooking central park
So your view consists of homosexual relations and niggers robbing eachother?

>central park

It's in California you braindead zoomer

Okay lesbian relationships and hobo's.

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>initially listed at $250MM
>now listed at $150MM
and boomers will tell you we aren't in a recession kek

because it is a retarded investment in the middle of bel air, which might be where the biggest celebs are, but most of the biggest stars dont have 150m laying around to buy a house, it would wipe most of their bank accounts.

Checked and kek'd

Maybe Marx was right.

>buying an apartment instead of renting it
Fuck that, even if I were a billionaire I wouldn't do that, apartments are almost-always a terrible investment, also
>living in Jew York full-time
Fuck that too, that city is only nice for like 3-5 months of the year, the rest of the time it's too fucking cold, wet and miserable.

There are 124 billionaire in California. There are 476 in China

everyone who's made it seems to be based out of NYC but the never actually seem to be there

If you're rich you can literally live like a king in NYC, as in your quality of life can be objectively equal or better than the quality of life of most historical kings, that being said there's also a reason why most kings had a "Summer Palace"(NYC) and a "Winter Palace"(usually somewhere in SoCal)

>high quality of life
>overpopulated concrete jungle

pick only one

Isn’t that the same house that Markus ‘Notch’ Persson bought?

No. His nw is only like 1.5B. His home is under $100MM

This is what one (1) BTC will buy in the year 2070

Is that Bilzerian’s house?

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notch crib same neighborhood (overlooking Central Park ;) also a spec development by same developer as OP trash, Bruce Makowsky. Style is similar, bit less vulgar tho - notch gaff was also the area record holder at $75m (reduced from $85m) - dunno if that price has been beaten since desu. See also 'The One' - (probably still incomplete) even bigger area trash listed at $500m or someshit as clickbait

I remember how it was a thing 8-10 years ago, all this luxury stuff
and now, even people with fuck off money struggle to spend few grand on something above their needs
never though I would speak like old fart at 26, kinda indicates level of stress of current world

don't forget the feces
lots and lots of feces

Ben mallah should buy it

not yet

That house looks like such a pain in the ass to own.
It's like those ridiculous overdesigned clothes from (((fasion shows))) that noone is ever supposed to actually wear.

The us was a mistake.

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I suppose property taxes might be a deterence

Privacy?
Gone
Design wise?
shit. Literally boxes stamped together. Could make something similar out of fucking shipping containers welded together.
So whats left is pretty much the area because for even 15m you could build much better homes that aren't in cuckfornia.
Maybe some arab is crazy enough to buy it just to flex on his buddies.

I was in Bel Air a few weeks ago and trust me when I say that this is the most Godless place on the planet. The homes are embedded into the mountains and use a combination of elevation and shrubs to hide themselves from the main road. They compete on elevation mainly. The craziest thing is that just when you thought you saw the most insane home on the planet, you check Google Maps and see a building triple the size above that one. You truly have to be mentally ill to engage in this level of disconnection....

I swear I wouldn’t buy this even if the money meant nothing to me
Lake/farm house somewhere private over all this bullshit

Because the house is all lighting, and no architecture

Jk it's mainly because of the city housing bubble, but also the former

>Maybe some arab is crazy enough to buy it just to flex on his buddies.
that or some chink looking to get money out of china illegally
given current situation with china, expect housing prices in big cities to be falling here shortly

I fucking hate houses with low privacy. Absolutely fucking cannot deal with other people's windows in front of mine, the idea of thousands of people easily peering into my damn living room with a pair of $50 binoculars is disgusting.

I've seen a shitload of apartments in London and New York that are in the tens of millions and yet are surrounded closely by other buildings windows. I mean, it's not even that privacy glass shit.

Usually everyone is quick to knock the over-extravagance of the place. While it is, that isn't the deal breaker if I could afford this. The lack of any privacy would be. Maintenance would also be a bastard because I don't like people coming over to clean a section of the house every day or two. Very fucking distracting and you're introducing vulnerabilities by letting strangers into your home all the time.

One should really only buy a house they can fully maintain themselves.

oh, 'The One' ($500m blabla) is worse. Much, much worse.
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Thats (vid) mostly 3D, the reality involves a great deal of plywood. They changed the zoning now to stop this nonsense (literally shuffled a few hilltops around to build this crackwhore offspring of a Frank Lloyd Wright offday) - but too late to prevent this monstrosity. I appreciate its an extreme example, but srs Murica, get your shit together

implying the doorman gonna let niggers and homeless in
a lot of buildings are entirely self contained. dont really need to leave for anything unless its business in another building.

>31 rooms to make LINK presentations in front of
This is the most bullish signal I've seen since the NEO rebrand.

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Imagine having a bunch of new rich meme autists share a super-mansion together. That would be fucking glorious

I wouldn't spend $1 on a house in Commiefornia.

You unironically couldn't pay me $500k per year to live there. I wouldn't do it.

Why would I choose to be surrounded by a bunch of Pedo Jews?

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if you had that much money to begin with you wouldn't want to buy someone elses sandbox project, would you?
it's like continuing someone elses savegame.

That mark kogan really needs to go in an oven

i couldnt afford to maintain that
or even air condition it desu

fantom post best post

if im gonna stay inside all day i may as well live somewhere else
cringe

The funny thing about that facebook posts is that it pretty much encapsulates the Jewish mindset. Most of what they did throughout history comes down to this.

It unironically looks like the set of a Jerry Lewis or Jacques Tati film.

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All I need at this point is a box big enough to fit in my battlestation, some piss jugs and a doorbell for my tendie deliveries

looks absolutely fucking terrible

imagine paying 150fucking million for this when you can buy a 500 year old fucking mansion that some fucking king lived in for like 10 million

looks like a plastic box

pic related was 10 million i think but the whole thing is sinking so it needs millions in repair work

but still, i'd rather live in that than the plastic box. its so big people get lost in it

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Now that's a pill swift doesn't want you to swallow

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People do this though. Like in mmos they buy accounts so they dont have to grind

>buying a house this prominent and expensive in a city (and state) that's about to turn into a Mexican homeless zombie wasteland
No, gracias.

>2017: 250 million USD
>now: 150 million USD
ouch

Thinking about a fat fuck like Notch living in a place like that is hilarious to me, he must be so out of place. Goes to show you can't buy your way to happiness.

That's a great idea. I want all of you in one spot. That will make it much easier.

>hhhhoooonnnnnneeeeyyyyyyyyy
yes dear
>where are youuuu?
in the living room
>which one?
upstairs
>which one upstairs
the one with the blue chair
>there's THREE with a blue chair
>CAN YOU JUST COME DOWN?
sure, where are you
>IN THE KITCHEN
which one?... WHERE ARE YOU??
>IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN
I'M IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN... WHERE ARE YOU??????
>IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN FOR SUMMER PARTIES.... OKAYJUST MEET ME BYTHE FLAGPOLE OUTSIDE

It's fucking ugly

>12 beds
>31 baths

Why does every guest need 2.5 bathrooms?

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>31 baths
Rich people must have to poop a lot

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Cope

boomer mcmansions are at the end of their product life cycle

No it isnt
SeeLooks genuinely terrible. Only an idiot would spend 100 million on a plastic box

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t. Spent 100 million on the plastic box

Because they are holding Link instead of selling

A mansion so large feels like a prison.
You are in the middle ofthe house and it takes 30 mins to go outside
Convince me I'm wrong

What happens if they all flush at the same time?

audible kek

even if i was a multibillionaire i wouldnt buy this shit. horrendous bling bling house. i would prefer a much more discrete mansion

The house descends into a sinkhole.

california is in water shortage

There and tens of thousands, maybe even over 100,000 people in America that made over $5M last year. They could probably afford it if they use their money wisely.

Somebody will eventually buy it and it will likely be some billionaire from another country. It's overpriced, considering it started at 250M and is now 150M. They tried building the best house in the hills and tried to make killer profit on it. Once LINK hits $1k EOY, I'll try as hard as I can to buy it. I may turn it into a LINK holding house, but you must have at least 50-100k LINK to live there. I hold 250k LINK and I will probably get it for about 100k LINK because they are trying to get rid of it ASAP. I bet the cost of maintaining that house would be $250-$500k/year.

>he bought a token that's 65% owned by one fat guy
>still vapourware
>literally centralised scam

I hope that amount you're holding is a lie. You're a massive retard.

Name of building? How does one even fix a house that big from sinking?