Who /still a virgin/ here?

Yup
Just don't do it again then?

Hahahhahahahahahaha.
Kys

Guys, you have no idea how easy it is to get laid, literally go to the fucking gym and get in amazing shape. Some slam pig WILL approach you and want to fuck you. It's not that hard, just fucking get in shape you lazy fucks.

between getting laid and 100k i prefer 100k, even though i don't have either

I haven't had sex in 5 years and have a similar story. I'm a poorfag though.

If you're not a virgin you don't belong here. Go back to Facebook.

anal virgin here :(

i'm fit but i have severe autism, like /x/ tier schizophrenic autism

the real question is,

>who a /wiz/

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not a virgin but its been over 2 years and my social skills and opportunities for meeting women are both rapidly deteriorating so i may be an honorary wizard in the future

Me but I literally don't give a fuck so its cool. Maybe I'm just gay but I've never met a woman who didn't piss me off. The female brain is fucked and I don't care to have anything to do with it.

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46 and am a kissless virgin but it doesn’t bother me because girls bleed from their vaginas. seriously, what good comes out of it. Meanwhile I’m worth 1.5 million and have the best mancave. You anons will never make it

Based and mgtowpilled

If not LARP explain yourself and why you no had kys yet

Hookers dont count. Youre a virgin but except you probably have hpv

There's literally no shame in that dude. I've never done it but you just paid a person to perform a service, who cares.

Based oldtimer. I'll never understand how your peers are willing to sign their lives away to the fat disgusting cunts that they're married to.

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You have hope. I lost my virginity at 26 when I finally started to believe that I am handsome.

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Not a virgin but i pretty much feel the same way.
I have only had sex drunk and never really enjoyed it. I was always too nervous. could never get a hot girl either. mostly i just liked the validation and it wasnt fucking worth it

R slash mgtow upvote

why the fuck would you try and pull this man out of his cope, what the fuck is wrong with you

You're right
but at least im not terrified of sex anymore, got to find the good... Right..?

Hi. 35 years. I'm autistic. I have had two opportunities over the years and turned them both down. I have a normal sex drive but the idea of having sex grosses me out; bodily fluids, sweat, extended physical contact, cannot guarantee other person is disease free, cannot guarantee other person is hygenic (to my ridiculous standards), person would still be there afterwards, probably want to talk or snuggle or something, probably want to sleep in my bed.

To inevitable follow-up question: no, i'm not depressed. Feeling pretty good lately. Positive.

He definitely has but is too much of a failure to get sudoku right

Putting too much emphasis on anything will drive you mad.
Look here kiddo I’m nearly 50 years old. I don’t have any cope left. You’ll realize coping is useless by age 35 or so.

You’re putting too much emphasis on it. Realize that you’re not as clean as you think you are. Humans are humans, animals at the basis of it all.

32 y/o virg

im fucked

COPE. You are encouraging more women to become whores. It's like saying "Who cares if the drugs I buy means people elsewhere get beheaded routinely"

Pathetic maggot cope, take some responsibility

What the fuck kind of analogy is that? I'm talking about legal prostitution, an exchange of a service for money, if you see an issue with that you're a commie cuck

19yo here. Where do you meet new girls? Only at clubs? Seriously I feel confident, I'm fit, I have more money than most my age, but my circle of friends aren't this clubbing type or so. I just wanna joke around with girls in a relaxing setting. See how they react. Should I just hit up an old friend who does go to clubs and hang out with him? Or how do I get my group of friends to go out to a club, I know 2 of them would want to try getting some girls, but the other 2 are like these afraid types/low energy.

>You’re putting too much emphasis on it.

I never said i was a sane or reasonable person.

Look at Charles Manson. That guy slays bitches. Both literally and figuratively

>It's fine because the state said so
Fuck off you deluded fucking boomer cretin

You encourage women to whore themselves out, burn in hell you fucking dyke

Open instagram you naive cunt. Women are whoring themselves out for free already. At least prostitutes are doing it as a profession and not for attention.

Turning 35 this year. Sorry I have you beat.

>They're already doing it dwaaaaaaaah I BEST ADD TO IT THEN! XD

Fucking stupid bastard, kill yourself and do the world a favour

>add to it
Oh god oh fuck I wonder how many girls I pushed over the whore edge with my Jow Forums reply, how will humanity recover??

I lost my virginity when I was 30, I'm still with the same woman. I married her. I'm 32 now.

Well there is no way you would ever know, but it could be 0 or it could be 50. The ideas you are pushing could encourage 10 people in this thread who then encourage 10 more, and now the world is full of whores incl. your mother. Why don't you shut the fuck up and stop encouraging this behaviour?

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood faggot, now kys

19 turning 20 and virgin. Im bisexaul and have a bf but i have never fucked, kissed or even held hands with a girl.
I have top teir socail skills with guys but with girls im a next level austit, plz give cure. thxs fren.

Hoe old is she currently?0

She's 31, 10 months younger than me

except in case you haven't realized yet, I'm not against prostitution, and you have yet to come up with an argument why it's wrong. If I convinced 50 women to start a profitable career in prostitution then I consider it a success

Here la'
Nearly all I have to my name is 5 buttcoin. Hodling since '16.
At least I'm studying STEMeme in spicland and my parents help me out, so will graduate debt free, will see after that. I simply never approached women and now I'm kinda anxious about it in multiple ways. After I fap the urge goes away and it wasn't that strong in the very first place. Maybe my libido is really weak and I need to go on nofap, no idea.

>Whoredom is good
Kill yourself worm

kek incels are so fucking stupid, just buy a prostitute you dumb fuck, do you think people didn't went daily to fucking brothels like 100 years ago? jesus christ

>Incels
I don't need to pay women to have sex you fucking loser

Justify it however you want you damaged faggot

I'm mostly gay.

I've had sex with 5 girls and 7 guys in my life.
The girls weren't ugly and they actually wanted to fuck me.

AMA

lost my virginity at 20 years old,

to some chubby cute girl on the internet.

then i met a lot of girls from internet and fucked them all.

I like to fuck and I think you can have a lot of sex and also be physically healthy, so imo whoredom is good for people who like sex
I'm sorry you don't user, it's pretty good. I had a cute long term gf with big tits who rode the cock carousel as a high schooler and she also loves my cock but I'm deciding between fucking her and fucking an immigrant persian chick with even bigger tits
Might try and juggle them for a bit but we will have to see

33, STEM degree, medfag sales job $$$, lifting for 15 years, competatige powelifter for 2 of those, dieted down over a year age looking like a Greek god with an 8 pack, decently handsome, and dysthymia coupled with severe ADHD that prevents me from connecting on a level that would lead to sec with anyone.

My mom went in dry on mother’s day, telling me she thought I have kids by now and can’t understand my lack of interest in dating finding a partner. Apparently hating myself too much to try isn’t a good enough answer.

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>fucking an immigrant persian chick with even bigger tits
This

Incel-tier cope. "I like to fuck" so do that then, just don't pay for it. Is that so hard? How fucking ugly are you if so?

Get off the betamale "Im a victim" carousel immediately you overexposedtointernet mong

It’s difficult to fathom that some people can be too screwed up in the head to ever make that first move, even when you every other part of your life is dialed in. My last intimate contact with a female was 15 years ago and I’ve convinced myself I’m not worthy enough to be with anyone since then.

Also what’s any of this shit doing on biz? This belongs on the robot board.

So turn off your computer and go outside then

It’s 2:30 AM. I’m shitposting while playing days gone.

>Playing video games
Found the first problem faggot. Are you literally 16 years old? No? So what the fuck are you doing then? Lmao

I could give you advice but you won't take it anyway

youre the equivalent of some edge lord saying “stop liking things that I don’t like”

Do what you enjoy and walk your own road in life. Nobody asked for your advice either, faggot. Also I make more money and have a better body than you.

>My last intimate contact with a female was 15 years ago and I’ve convinced myself I’m not worthy enough to be with anyone since then.
Yikes

>Also what’s any of this shit doing on biz?
Based retard, the only reason to make more money, ultimately, is to have a better sex life. Sex is ALWAYS related

You won't admit it but playing video games is for losers. Just stop.

Level 28 reporting in.

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That's some big projection. There are a lot of reasons why video games are gay but i cba breaking it down to you

Obviously I played video games at one point in my life so it's not like I'm so old boomer

Typical ape brain. If that’s your endgame, you’re worse off than I could ever be. Run along now, sheep.

It's the same for you, you are just too dumb to realize it

No, you make your own meaning in life. I know that’s kind of scary to consider when you’re mentally weak.

I thought like you from age 23-27 the truth is pursuing sex is a fkn hollow experience. You'll grow out of it and regret all the time wasted chasing poon, from what I've seen it always leads to depression, this coming from a guy who has slept with well over 100 girls, and hung out with dudes with similar goals/numbers. The only people who stick with it after the first 30 or so girls have huge chips on their shoulders and are just trying to prove they aren't fkn losers on the inside. It's not the same for us, you're just too immature to realize.

Come back in 10 years and we discuss again

Embarrassing larp. Please kys

me, 20
i have kissed a girl once

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5ft7
Do i have a chance?

25 year old virgin. I'm supposedly attractive and I lift but I have extremely high standards, can't trust people, and hate myself extremely. I can't actually fathom that any woman would go out with me or want to have sex with me. Such is mental illness. I've stopped caring so much about it though, it's who I am.

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Shut the fuck up

Problem, faggot?

Massive cope. Stay Virgin

Maybe part of it is a larp because I want something back from all those years wasted, doesn't make the rest of it any less true.

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it

This nibba knows the truth

Worked out 6 days a week in college. Became shredded. Used tinder + shirtless pics to get tons of matches. I'd literally ask girls for their number in the second message and fuck on the first date. Realize that sex is meaningless without connection but could never get close to people due to autism. Right now focusing on trying to retire early, while ignoring all women.

I encouraged a lot of girls to become whores by showing them it's not a big deal. AMA

24 soon to be 25. a kv

i cant get a gf and i dont want one but i fuck a lot of prostitutes and it costs me a lot of money