What is priceless?

I beg to differ. If someone tried to make you trust them and had enough money to accomplish that, they could.

In any case it's 2 AM where I live, hopefully I could give you some insight OP. Good luck

You did. Thank you.

Money can't find me an 18 year old asian girl that actually enjoys getting it in the ass.

I find no joy in becoming a wealthy person. Just the opposite. The amount of time you need to invest to "become wealthy" implies you have to give up other things. Whatever tickles your balls I guess.