AHEM! Attention! Attention Jow Forumsbois! I have something very important to say.
AHEM! Attention! Attention Jow Forumsbois! I have something very important to say
Michael Long
Hudson Mitchell
out with it man
Josiah Hall
Let me just go find my hat for a second, good sir.
Charles Sullivan
Christopher Thomas
Oh dear, this one's a tad too big.
Anthony Perry
Hurry up man
Asher Powell
And this one's a tad too small.
Juan Brown
Ah. There we are. Now on to business.
AHEM!
*clears throat*
As I was saying
*grabs stool to sit on*
I have something
*gets microphone*
very important to say.
Jeremiah Baker
FUCK!!!! HURRY UP OP! I'm REEEEING HARD HERE
Luis King
This is a subject that is of utmost importance to the future of our board
*drinks martini*
and will hopefully change the future of our community for the better.
*lights cigar*
Dylan Howard
a-am i t-too late?
Jeremiah Murphy
I HAVE 4K LINK AND WILL NEVER SELL TO THE KIKES
WILL I MAKE IT OP??????
Jason Long
So without further ado
*sips just a trickle of martini*
I will now say
*clears throat*
what must be said
*licks lips*
Christopher Sullivan
Jayden Adams
are you gonna say the n-word?
Easton Rogers
Attention my dear Rothschild overlords at Wall Street
I will ALWAYS, sell my Linkies whenever you need me to. LINK at $1? I'll sell.
LINK at $1.10? I'll sell.
LINK at $2? $5? $10?... $50? $100? $1000?
I'm selling if it is your wish.
IF you lovely Rothschilds ever need me to sell m y linkies, you just give the word... And if you need a bum to spank, a booty to penetrate or need a good cocksucker, AGAIN, all you lovely Rothschilds have to do is ask. Ask me to jump and I'll say "HOW HIGH!". I AM ALWAYS FOR SELL.
Sincerely,
The goodest goy at Jow Forums. Fuck the cishet white patriarchy and Praise African-Americans, Hispanics, the good people of Israel (especially the Rothschilds), Muslims, Homosexuals, Transexuals, Pederasts and most importantly, PRAISE THE WONDERFUL JANITORS!
Now for a poem:
I do so love blacks
I do so love wetbacks
I do so love trannies and the jew
I do so love jannies and their rule
But most of all I love cocks and I cheer
For I am absolutely queer
Praise the jannies and their way
May they make me even more gay!
A-Thank you
Angel Phillips
>matic
Jaxon Bell
Jace Edwards
>BTT ;}
Juan Turner
This man is an impostor and a scoundrel. Mr. Jannie, please have him removed from our premises at once
Xavier Martinez
That's not what I thought he was gonna say.
Grayson Harris
just say nigger
Justin Howard
>hundreds of years of work and progress so we can waste hours drawing meme frogs with top hats
meanwhile somewhere out there exists a planet or a realm where 99% of the lifeforms are attractive females in constant heat seeking extremely rare males
Kevin Miller
HOW DARE YOU?!!!
Oliver Murphy
lmao
Brayden Lopez
Its called the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Jackson Ward
>marvelous! articulate and eloquent!
Nicholas Collins
AHEM...
Robert Johnson
Cringe
Alexander Collins
Good heavens! Someone's stolen my identity!
Jeremiah Barnes
awow.. fucking based.
Christian Lee
Start over, please
Luke Cruz
Höhöhöhöhöhö
Audibly kek'd
Daniel Reed
Begone you nefarious ne'er-do-well of the sodomite persuasion!
Caleb Sanders
AHEM! Now... As I was saying.
I have a very important announcement that's of the utmost importance to all in our board. It will hopefully define future generations and preserve board culture for generations to come.
Now... For the moment of truth
*prepares to take off hat*
Xavier Reyes
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK SPICS
FUCK NOCOINERS
FUCK JANNIES
and last but not least
OP IS A FAGGOT
Aiden Sullivan
Attention BOGS, SPICS, TRANNIES, ROTHSCHILDS AND JANNIES
I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at $1? Didnt sell.
LINK at $1.10? Didnt sell.
LINK at $2? $5? $10?... $50? $100? $1000?
Not selling.
IF you filthy queers ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1,000,000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy queers, I AM NOT SELLING
Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Jow Forums
and FUCK NIGGERS, SPICS, JEWS, LEAFS, QUEERS, HOMOS, TRANNIES AND MOST OF ALL...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JANNIES!!!!
Alexander Stewart
Are you looking for a scuffle you loathsome rodent?!
Oliver Parker
Lincoln Cook
FIGHT ME I SAID! I'll squash you like a bug and feed your remains to my cat!
Lincoln Hill
Liam Hughes
FIGHT I SAID
Eli Smith
Base an redpille
Juan Gutierrez
Hunter Reyes
Guys. It's OK!!! Didn't you read. Somebody hacked op's Jow Forums account and was pretending to be him. He came back, and hates niggers AND jannies.
Jason Torres
This is an omen.
James Hughes
Christian Kelly
That's my man. That's my man. Do you hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeee? That's the FUCKING man.
Jose Robinson
HALT I PREVENT YOU FROM GOING ANY FURTHER *squeak*
Isaac Adams
based but dare I say bluepilled
yeah, I'm thinking this is pretty based and redpilled
Christopher Long
Nolan Moore
link is unironically my last fucking hope in life, discord trannies, nigger, spics, and jannies will literally only have a fractional hope of prying precious linkies from my fists as the cold chill of death sets in.
Anthony Scott
Fail thread
Asher Hughes
Thanks based OP. We are going to make it.
Josiah Robinson
Good show, lads.
Cooper Rodriguez
Can someone confirm the Skycoin x Runescape partnership rumor?
Kayden Wright
Based, but you really should take some profits at $10,000 just saying
Isaac Hill
HOW CAN ONE )))GENTILE(((MEN BE SO BASED AND REDPILLED?