LOL. Buy my CIA coin

LOL. Buy my CIA coin

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They can create any fucken shit they want but I’m going all over social media and FUD the shit out of them

He is obsessed with China because of his wife. Beast is a faggot. Fartbook pffffftttttttt.

im moving whatever gains or losses i have into globalcoin. imagine being so strung up by morals in cryptocurrency

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fuck kikecoins

>if you can't beat 'em join 'em

>trying to beat facebook at social media

can someone explain to a brainlet how they make money from a stablecoin?

Facebook isn’t popular among kids. Meaning they aren’t gaining new users, they are losing them. Google and Twitter are still threats to a free society

Go ahead. I’d say that’s a poor choice given Zuckborg’s abhorrent record of customer service and privacy policy violations.

for starters, they will sell your data on what you buy, and can track what ads or online activity cause someone to purchase something

they don't already do that?

>stable coin
>give you something like 1-2% yearly "interest" which is profit from selling your data

DARPA coin actually

Banks give you the same shit, and they sell all your data too. Unless you are really rich, the banks won’t sell your data and they will give you high interest rates.

yeah but Instagram is, guess who owns instragram?

you're a fucking moron lmao

Yes, but my point is he; he is still holding on to a dying asset

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imagine being such a bootlicker that you transfer your one ticket to make it into a stable coin

its a stablecoin user...
Better to wait until the brutal depths of this next bust cycle and pick up FB on a low, if it survives that is.

You think we’re all here to be degenerate gamblers but there’s something more if you look hard enough

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Zuck constantly fucks up anything he gets near. He sold his stocks long ago - claiming it was "for charity." he's facing billions and billions in fines from multiple different countries, and sells ALL his user's data straight to China. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up getting indicted.

but if they can appeal enough to grandmas and thots enough to use facebookcoin, why wouldn't they just move right in to BTC or a more legitimate crypto? seems like they are trying to thread a needle if that's the play.

Beast is a faggot? What the fuck does that mean? Care to explain asswipe?

who care wht this ol nigga think , lamo FAGot old nigkga, i control that cash, niggas on opoiutn!! CMON BABY MAKE IT HURT SIO GOOD ASOMTIME LIVE TO DEEL LIK EIT SHOULOD11111

A bunch of retards are gonna FOMO into this thinking it's gonna be the next XRP and get burned very badly. Just watch.

Who even uses Facebook anymore? Shit is deprecated. I heard Tom from MySpace was working on Worldcoin. Neither shitcoin will do anything but dump.

Robinhood does that, most boomer exchanges also do. Crypto exchanges probably also.

All the COPE in this thread. Holy shit, this shit will revolutionize sending money across the world.

You retards have no idea.

1. Buy globalcoin on your facebook account
2. Send it to family member who is a friend
3. They sell it for their own currency back home

Legit, this will 100x.

Who the fuck is going to trust their money with that faggot lol?

Western Union is a better investment

I’m not giving that nigger money

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Needs chainlink.

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ITS A STABLECOIN YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID

Oh please don’t ruin it for me. I want to watch him commit suicide when Zuck steals all of it, or converts it into Chinese Yen.

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>Normie coin

Oh man its crazy to think that the head of facebooks blockchain is one of chainlinks advisors who joined FB with the intent to build a stablecoin pegged 1:1 by using multiple different currencys... really think about how much data they are going to require as people start using it to send money to mom, buy farmville tokens or crap off their marketplace... truly invest into facebook they are going to be huge with all this data they are going to consume to insure it stays at a 1:1 ratio and to facalitate transactions - especally since they have to build a oracle system to handle that data because no one has done that yet !!!! Once they do the sky is the limit for their stocks! Stop loss none.

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I don’t imagine this will end well for Facebook. No one trusts him except REALLY out of touch grandma’s. No ones gonna use this horseshit.

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Unir0nically its gonna be huge for FB- i got a buddy who does a bunch of marletplace trading shit.. makes profit.. so there defenitly is demand

You underestimate the amount of people who would use this shit to send money to their third world families as long as it saves them 20 dollars in western union fees.

>Come buy my Facebook money!

Nah

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>purchasing the mark of the beast
great idea guys

Trump is a super big fan of Facebook. I’m sure he won’t make it nearly impossible to send money to Mexico with no id at all. I don’t expect him to heavily tax ALL remittances out of the US or anything

If oracles don't exist how does zuckerberg process information?

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We already know the lengths Zuck is willing to go to suck up data from users that he can monetize, it's on par with Google. Once he can further monetize that by feeding smart contracts it's going to get even more horrific. I predict Zuck will create a smart city where everyone uses his facebook coin. Everything there is cheap/free (though certainly not the best quality food, medicine, etc.) because you pay with your data. Over the years Zuck will transition this system to a full UBI and use his influence to become President or whatever is the equivalent at that point since we will probably have a collection of nation states making up the USA. IMO this gives all the more reason to destroy the tech tyrant monopoly NOW before the next step in technology creates a nightmare.

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>normie coin that is universally hated by Jow Forums
All in on this shit.

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The real irony is the mark of the beast was cellphones...

>pic related was enabled by that

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He also has Thiel advising him on this, there was an article which stated specifically that this would fulfill the original vision of paypal.

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It’s a stablecoin...

Facebook also accesses your microphone when the app isn’t running. It’s malicious software

Guess what book Thiel read just before he endeavored to launch paypal? It's one that biz oldfags are more than familiar with.

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He also paid users a mere $20 a month to essentially install a rootkit on their phones. Imagine how much data they were able to monetize per user:
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And we caught him with his pants down on this one too

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Not shilling but I sincerely hope something like urbit can counteract this by forcing the personal server meme and returning the control of one's data back into the hands of individuals

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Trump won't be president come 2021.

So not only will I shit on normies with my LINK gains but I get to monetize their suffering and sell it to other linkies with decentralized oracles connecting to each and every smartphone?

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retard

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>we will probably have a collection of nation states making up the USA.

Every single person here is a greedy piece of shit, even those "in it for the tech". Including me.

kek every big company does this, amazon, google, apple etc. It's called AB testing

As if Bitcoin wasn't created by goverments to scale the internet.

Yeah. I’m sure that Biden will win this time. He doesn’t scare 75% of the population or anything

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post feminine benis

Too bad they’re about to exit scam in 3 days

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We really are going to "make it"

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trump won by six figures running on a wall. then spent two years doing nothing about a wall. then did a sotu about how we want more immigrants. it's gonna be bernie, I'd bet my entire -4k networth

A/B testing = Manipulating the emotional state of users? Where do we draw the line between product testing and manipulating individuals on a global scale in order to manufacture the desired outcome? I'm aware that increasingly more companies are doing this like YT and Goolge. They slowly adjust your feed by AI to try and keep you in somewhat of a loop. I'm not sure if amazon using data to guess what products you want to buy is the same. I have no idea what they are doing with their alex and other shit that listens to you. They are all pr1$/V\ companies though so it makes sense that they would all be doing shit like this.

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Is't that the whole point of XLM without selling all your information to skynet ad lords

And that's the point? They want to sell products, you the user has to buy them. Of course they'll do the most they can.

By that logic everything is manipulation nowadays. If you don't see propaganda on the news, shows, internet, Jow Forums or everywhere else for that matter you're retarded. It's literally everywhere

>A/B testing = Manipulating the emotional state of users?
Yeah, dummy. You're right to be cynical, wrong to think normies would ever give a fuck, and wrong to think this concept doesn't trace it's roots to protosociety.

I can't even stomach normalfag movies anymore because I see the symbolism and blatant PC culture shilling everywhere

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Propag everywhere everything all the the time and massive manipulation of the masses non stop

Its almost like the jews have their hand in everything. Almost.

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Uhhhhh isn't this fucking guaranteeing that we're going to go on a bull run that's going to make 2017 look like a joke? This move is going to get normies fomoing into this shit all over again and with a company as big as Facebook actually trying to put out something that people will actually use it's going to create a much different vibe than ever before. We will literally have people believing the genuine use case (who cares if you agree or not) has finally arrived and holy shit bros I'm taking out the biggest loan I can get.

>GlobalCoin

Could the name be more cringy?

important thing is just how can we profit from it, i would say due to that its a stablecoin and facebook definitely will take care that is stays at some value because a shitstorm of normies who lost money on it will completely kill them

i would say buy facebook shares if anything because thats gonna rise when its a hit, not the currency

>on social media at all
not gonna make it

kek, even if the CIA wasn't involved (it is), I still wouldn't buy it

he still owns almost $100 billion in facebook shares

why are you blatantly lying? I noticed this behavior in /po/ in general too. It's safe to say youre a retarded polack but why do you people behave this way?

Zucc's going to rob so many stupid fucking normies blind, truly hilarious.

I just hope it's in Ethereum so they end up adding a lot of their open source resource on it

this is probably one of the only sensible comments in this whole thread

i'm fairly certain all of Facebook's blockchain related work is solidity based

t. eng at facebook

Its his fkin broom dogger

I think that user's point was that zuccoin will unironically be the most trustworthy stable coin if you want to park your shit. Ironic as it may be it's still true in this absolute state of crypto, also who cares about the shapeshifter kike as long as it can be bought on any exchange AND is NOT a centralized cumrag

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call me retarded but is there any reason not to short globalcoin once it launches?

that they can just print infinite fiat to prop it up like they do with, lets say, fiat itself?

Yes there is, it will be a stable coin, retarded

Their coin may have potential in terms of crazy price pumps because of the brand name and Mark Zuckerberg alone. I may invest at globalcoin anyways just for fun. Another project that is similar is Ecomi, it has a great man behind it which is one of the founders of Pokemon. It will surely attract people and make an impact in the collectibles industry. Are you guys gonna invest in Globalcoin too?

It's a stablecoin.

nobody will use his nsa shitcoin

Use Google, piece of shit.

Might wanna have a lot at how much profit Facebook is generating. Even if Facebook is dying it would be beyond retarded to shut it down. What are you trying to say?

Have a look*

Whatsapp and Instagram are facebook you retard

Let me guess. AXA will issue it.

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Kek when this nwo currency runs on vechain thor

Build on Vechain's blockchain!

BSV is CIA

FBCoing will kill BSV

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How can you invest in a stable coin?

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what can you buy with it? cookies?

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