What would you tell your 25-yr-old-self?

Question for the older guys here:

- What would you tell your 25yr old self? What advice would you give yourself?

- What do you think 25 yr olds should be doing at 25?

(If I could) I'd tell 20 yr old self a lot of good stuff. (I'm 25 right now)

I post ITT as top 5% intellects of the internet seems to be here, and I'm hoping business/finance/investing related advices.

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>top 5% intellects of the internet seems to be here

stop smoking weed and take work more seriously

Reddit > Jow Forums

Really wish i had known would have made it by now

if you are younger than 25, you would tell yourself: what is the price of bitcoin?

BUY BITCOIN

FUCK

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i'm 21 and you know what i'd tell 25 year old me? thank god you dropped btc and rode link to the top because now you're living like a god damn kingpin

25 year old here.

Buy a shitload of UND now.

fuck off you piece of shit

>preferring reddit

NGMI

Ooowooo I’m a ghost

All the heavy shit happened before I was 25. #noragerts since then.

27 year old chad here.
Fix yourself up and get a good job.
if you're socially retarded and stupid then kill yourself
even if i miss big crypto trades I'm still going to be rich
it's a big world. never give up. enjoy the little things
be a good man, that's all that matters.

Buy 1000 Bitcoin as its literally 2012

MINE BITCOIN.... GET A SHIT FUCKING JOB AND BUY ALL THE BITCOIN YOU CAN AND SELL IT ALL AT $1000. BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN JAN 2015. BUY THE FUCK OUT OF ETHEREUM. SELL THAT SHIT AT $1000. BUY AS MUCH CHAINLINK AS POSSIBLE, BUT SAVE 1k ETH TO BUY UP THE ENTIRE LINKPOOL CROWDSALE. ALSO DON'T LET YOUR WIFE GO FOR THAT BARTENDING JOB SHE GETS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND YOU LOSE HER FOREVER

dont start drinking alcohol

All that hairy girl, cream pie porn you’ve been watching will ensure you’re a level 33 archmage in a few years. Keep jerking your dick to hairy girl, cream pie porn because you hate yourself too much to hit on real women though.

Wow this is really me

Working is for retards.

Hang on to your money a little better. Wasting it on junk and being broke with no money to invest is a bad idea. The junk is obsolete in a few years anyway.

>bitcoin

One fucking word would be enough to change my life entirely. I wish someone told me about earlier.

Tfw you’ll never play with a thick unmanaged bush or cum on an unshaven armpit. Why continue on?

i knew about it in 2012.... nobody knew what it would go on today. If you got in early you would have sold at $1

Not if my future self appeared and told me to HODL until 18k

user... It hurts. Why did you make me feel these feels?

Better than not being in it at all.

I don't know if changing anything would matter. I learned a lot from my fuckups. But I would still tell my 18 year old self:

>Stop playing fucking video games
>stop taking so many downers, but get a 20+ year supply of the hard to get pills saved up while you still can.
>Go to school as soon as you can and get the math classes out of the way
>start lifting and working on your appearance
>the redhead liked you dumbass, you will never get a girl as good as her again
>work part time in the summer or breaks, even if its just for a couple days a week
>tell mom to invest the family fund in Bitcoin, and buy it all on Bitstamp. Set sell orders for $900, rebuy at $200, then sell $18000. This will take a few years
>life doesn't get better and the world is far worse than you could ever imagine, but at least now you'll be a rich cunt with a really hot girlfriend thanks to this time travel version of yourself

Aw I’m sorry dude I hope ur doing much better now

I knew about it in mid 2011 and thought it was just a tech nerd thing. Almost bought 2 in 2013 but I hated the idea of losing money if price dropped.

I'd tell myself to buy antshares, just fucking go all in
also I'd tell myself to drop out of college

Buy bitcoin, buy ethereum, buy antshares.
Don't keep your coins on MtGox or BTC-e.

Bitcoin peaks at $1000, crashes to $150, peaks to $20000, crashes to $3500.
Buy and sell accordingly.

Start selling ETH when it approaches 0.1-0.2 btc each.

Relationships are a meme, don't get stuck in one. Women will drain you physically, emotionally, mentally, and financially.

I'm unironically 25 an s have life all figured out

Essentially a full time crypto trader since I got fired a month ago and made more in this month than 6 months of wage cucking

depends what type of work
you probably only know the wage slave life

I'm only 28 and a millionaire from bitcoin but my knowledge on business struggles compared to other people in my wealth bracket
You need purpose, nobody wants to sit around all day it becomes shit after a while.
I dicked around my whole life at work and never advanced in that world. So now I have money I'm clueless and have no experience. I don't know what's a good investment or how to operate my own business.
smoking weed everyday broke the normie mold and got me into conspiracy, money, politics, etc. but it also made me a paranoid socially retarded autist
it's the one thing I wish I changed because I did have decent work opportunities I just didn't appreciate it at the time

LOL hope you like living on the streets as soon as the next bear market hits you dumb newfag

How is that all that matters if you will die anyway and be forgotten within 3 generations (tops).

We haven't had it for to long there will be bugs and instances.

>25
>full time crypto trader
>have life figured out yet couldn't even cut it as a wageslave
WEW LAD

>ALSO DON'T LET YOUR WIFE GO FOR THAT BARTENDING JOB SHE GETS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND YOU LOSE HER FOREVER

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BUY BITCOIN AND STOP WATCHING PORN YOU DEGENERATE FUCK.

I’m so sorry user

At this point just tell him the winning lottery numbers before a big unclaimed jackpot.

BUY EVERY SINGLE BITCOIN YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON FFS

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Quit being a degenerate.
Find work that makes you happy or at least less depressed.
Make long term investments.
Make a plan to get rich and work towards it. Not many people stumble into riches.

> I'm 24

pretty much this.
"don't spend all your savings on shiny boomer rocks you stupid little tool, buy that internet money that ancap /b/tards have been harping on about"