Well?

how fast is that snail? just change country once a month. How retarded is this

After you catch it you can sell it to the scientists so they can discover how it is immortal

ocean floor

no, it can move through all objects in its never ending quest to reach you

If it can't be trapped use a shovel to put it on a omnidirectional treadmill

eat him :3

/thread

that's not what the tweet says

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>snail cannot be killed
>imprison snail in cage
>rent out to research and goverments for money
>showcase it in "the unkillable snail" show for more money
>burn snail for infinite energy
Sounds like a deal.

>it can move through all objects
Do you realize how fucking retarded this sounds

The tweet doesn't say that

I'd put it on the next spacex rocket

I'd still take it
just have a place on the west coast and a place on the east coast
travel to the opposite location like once a year or some shit

but the immortal snail that kills doesn't sound retarded? kys

>immortal
>knows your location at all times (faster than light data transmission?)
studying that motherfucker might reveal a solution to heat death, its worth way more than 10 million

>Pink wojak snail futilely pressing his snail arms against the glass
>tink tink

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Plenty of things in nature live longer than humans and/or cause serious or lethal injury in contact. Moving through all solid objects has no basis and is 4th grader comic book bullshit.

fastest snail I could find:
0.0028 m/s

radius of earth
6,378 kilometers

6,378,000 / 0,0028
=2277857142,857142857 s
=37964285,714285714 m
=632738,095238095 h
=26364,087301587 d
=72 y

just fly away every 71.5 years

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i see, and the part about hunting you down and knowing where you are at all times is also believable. fucking autist

The snail will eventually figure out your pattern and remain in the home you just left, until you come back from the other home
Then while you're comfortable thinking he's all the way by the next coast heading towards you, he's literally waiting on your property just minutes away from you

This but i'd calculate the time it takes to come to me and move away from it every time it comes closer to me.

Also this but the other user says it can move through any objects so i'll build a floating house that is made of antigravity material (only worth couple of thousand dollars with latest elon tech) so that the bitch snail wont come to get me.

You’re just proving my point that this topic is retarded. Anything else to say genius?

hell no thats fuckin gay

yeah, fly away around the earth, you won't end up at the exact same spot...
divide that with 2 you nonce

100 points

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>insulting me on memorial day
no $10m for you then

Oh, so now it's a sentient snail that has future planning. Look at those goalposts moving!

Legit probably only need to move like 2-3x a year. Can have a perfectly normal lifestyle.

Actually just looked it up you’d have to move like once every 7-8 years or so.

I think I've heard this one before

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Can I put the snail on a cubesat?

Is the snail immune to the effects of salt?

Of course, just pour salt in a circle around myself when I go to sleep or when I'm not moving.
Or move to another continent, problem solved

Do I know the location of the snail? If yes, I'd plan my life accordingly but traveling different regions of the world strategy.

If I manage to put more than 10000 km between me and the snail by intercontinental travel it would take the snail more than 20 years to reach me.

>repeat
>profit

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Fuck yeah.

It'd take years for the snail to reach me halfway across the globe. After it reaches me, I'd move again.

Kek

>puts salt circle around bed
>goes to sleep
>snail makes its way onto ceiling above bed
>plops off ceiling onto your face while you sleep

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the solution to heat death? /sci/ me please

i take the snail, fuck the money

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Okay.. so just move to the other side of the world from where you take the money? I mean it would take probably atleast your lifetime for it to catch up. Not sure what the fuzz is about.

lol ez.
wait for a snail to come.
hire someone to pick it up and put it in a jar.
problem solved.

>lock the snail in an iron box
There you go. Thank me later.

Everyone here acting like the snail has to walk to your location. Can hop on a car to the airport and be in your new country in a matter of days. Or ride a bird and drop in on you.

The grim reaper is always on our heels, i would welcome a snail and 10 big bands instead

>.0028 m/s
its an immortal which CANT be killed.
this is even more retarded than passing through objects.
find me ONE organism that cant be killed.

>t.atheist

OP never mentioned if the snail's name was Speedy. Ya'll done goofed and made a decision without inquiring about more info. Ripperoni

>honey, there is something i need to tell you
>what sweetie, our wedding is tomorrow, are you worried about something?
>i've never told you this, but...
>but what?
>i think our wedding is in danger
>w-w-w-whaaaaat? what's happening, you don't love me anymore? why are you doing this?
>no, i love you, it's... i just realized something and i think we need to postpone our wedding
>you realized what?
>that a snail moves at speed of 0.029 mph and is about to kill me any moment soon
>are you fucking kidding me? a fucking snail what? kill you?
>honey, listen...
>i'm done with your bullshit, im going back to my momma
>waaait
>slams the door, you cry, forgot about the snail and the very next moment it touches you with its tentacles

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If you're greedy you wont need that amount of money in order to act like a snail is chasing you. 10 million is already 10 million snails to worry about, what's one more.

It's from thermodynamics. Entropy means the universe will eventually just stop. Particles will stop moving about and everything will be dead.

Does it mean having sex would solve the issue?

>tie snail to power generator
>monetise infinite energy

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High IQ post

>tentacles
kek

> average speed of a snail = 0.047 km/h
> distance from london to tokyo = 9,556 km
> snail takes 23.209931507 years to get there
> fuck 50,000 high-class jap escorts with 5 mil
> takes 10 years
> snail is half way across the ocean
> fly back to london
> rinse and repeat

Implying a snail isn't slowly creeping towards us all anyway user

Easy.

Fly to Brazil.
Wait 6 months.
Fly to Philippines.
Wait 6 months.
Fly to Brazil.
Rinse and repeat

>snail avg speed 0.047km/h
>about 1.13km/day
>about 400km/year
Yeah I'd take the money and move to Australia. In 25 years the snail would have almost caught up so I'd move back.

Put snail on hamster wheel connected to generator inside a sealed metal box.

Unlimited energy? (Even if very little)

Jow Forums can solve riddles like true autists. Come at me

Proof of snail

What’s the snail’s beef?

It would take that dumb fuck snail his whole life to move across the world so I’d just take the money and move to New Zealand or some shit

Is it a smart snake? Like, can it look up my property and see that I am in Russia, but bought a house in Argentina, so it heads there right away?
Is it allowed to use transport like planes and trains?
Is it afraid of salt as any other snail?
Does it reproduce and is its offspring lethal too?

yes
yes
no
no

>"The average speed of a snail clocks in at around 0.03 mph", according to national geographic

>0.03 mph.
>= 33.3 hours per mile.
let's see, a 6 hour flight takes me about 3726 miles away. that would take the snail 125,000 hours to get to me.
that's ~14,3 years
so after 14 years, I can simply move back or move even further away to give me more time

yes, give me my $10 million

kek

>burn snail for infinite energy
based

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The real snailpill is to accept the snail and refuse the money xx

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>redpill snail about the jews
>snail starts slowly killing them

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underrated

very based sir

decoy snail

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>take money
>hire 24/7 snailwatch team to keep tabs on the little bastard and foil any quick transportation (ie hopping on a bird or car)
>Live lavish life knowing he can never get near you

>duct tape snail to some object
>just wrap the duct tape around the object and snail, something like an iron bar
>throw iron bar into ocean, the ocean part where shit falls for miles and miles on end where humans haven't been yet

Good luck getting out of there snail.

How do you deal with the fear of every snail you see though? Assuming you don't know the snail's location to trap it in a glass?

>Implying a snail isn't slowly creeping towards us all anyway user

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Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Phew...

I guess, Im walking in armor from now on and sleep in a vault

>live in constant snail paranoia
>use newfound wealth to fund snail genocide R&D labs

You also don't know where the snail starts and which snail it is

Pay someone $10 to put the snail in a plastic bin and bury it.
Enjoy my $9999990.

Then that's not a snail, it's a fucking ghost

>posting tweets

go regurgitate

this nigger is genuinely autistic as hell kek

Wouldn't governments be interested in this indestructible, intangible, invincible snail?

top speed for snails: 0.1km/h
distance eu usa: 7,891 km
time for snail to travel from eu to usa: 9 years
+ nobody says i cant have someone put a gps tracker on the snail
so i change location between usa and europe accordingly and have a warning radar with me at all times

it's a fucking snail, i'll take my chances of always outrunning it for the rest of my life

>Implying a snail isn't slowly creeping towards us all anyway
goddammit user

You are the only person who believes in its existence
> twist
> there never was a snake
> this is an mk ultra special, where they study paranoia and remorse mixture on the rich

>own 2 houses on opposite sides of the globe
>wait until snail is within 100 miles of you
>move to the other house
>wait for the snail to turnaround and start going to your new location, it is now approximately 15,000 miles away
>wait until snail is within 100 miles of you
>move back
EZ

Checked
>what is radius