What would Jow Forums do if 5 million dollars magically appeared in your bank accounts?

kek, unironically the correct answer.

Theres plenty of (((people))) out to kill me but theyre more like vermin than snails.

Inform my bank that a mistake was made. I would then be given a $10k reward for being so honest and go about living my life with $10k more in my savings account.

>I would then be given a $10k reward for being so honest and go about living my life with $10k more in my savings account.
One time they accidentally sent someone I know 2x the gold he ordered. He was a poor man, at times struggling to afford the simple things while squirreling away a bit of money for passing on.
He sent back the extra half which wasnt supposed to be sent, in response they THREATENED him instead of thanking him, saying you better make sure we got it all back or else.
Fuck headless corporations, they can all go bankrupt for all I care.

>"invests" in gold
>is poor
like clockwork

If 2008 was any confirmation, the big banks don't give a flying shit about their customers

>What would you do with it?
Buy a small house in my city, quit my wagie job, play wow classic for a few years then start working on the hobbies I enjoy
get Jow Forums
eventually get a fully self-driving car and travel around the country visiting online friends
>What skills would you learn?
I'd improve my drawing, 3d modeling, programming, and maybe video editing.
>Where would you live?
a few hours outside Toronto, get all the benefits of living near a big city, with none of the overcrowding
>What would you NOT do?
not get married kek
wouldn't do any life risking activities like skydiving or skiing on dangerous mountains
wouldn't do nothing the rest of my life
>What about 10 mil?
I'd start a small business and hire some people to help me develop my hobbies. With that kind of capital I can essentially invest and take out 4% every year, and pay 2-3 people to do all the work I want, all without risking any of my existing capital, for the rest of my life.
It's basically like having slaves kek

innawoods gang

my first purchase would be guns and ammo. second purchase crypto obvs

Put all in crypto. 5m is pleb money. 50m is good.

How about 8 million and the snail but the snail is really slow?

if you can't prove how you earned it, it's not your money.

5 million?
I would buy a house, invest most of it (hedging between stocks, crypto, bonds, precious metals)
Buy a new car
But mostly my life wouldn't change.

10 million?
Buy 2 or 3 houses I guess, rent them out, get a summer place.

all in on LINK and become the worlds first trillionaire

what if a dead Jow Forums user who got rich off crypto wrote in his will: 5 million to one lucky Jow Forumstard.

you're the winner. what do you do with it?

I agree, gold is for fucking mongoloids. You ever try to sell like a couple grand worth of that without accepting a check, putting it into your account and paying like 30% capital gains on it? I mean, you could just not pay your taxes but if you put that check in your bank account, you legally have to and they can cut your nuts off for not.
Gold is highly regulated and taxed. Its not stability, its a great way to pay taxes on a loss.

There are so many risks in the monetary and financial system, and in social and political polarization, that diversification along various dimensions would be of the utmost importance to me.

Get a sizeable chunk of bluechip crypto (BTC mainly), buy a nice house but don't overdo it, buy some stocks but keep more cash for a potential upcoming crash, expand geographically by buying assets around the world, maybe a nice cabin or apartment here and there, get and hide or lock up a few pounds of gold here and there.

Keep building my career for a bit longer while I work out what to do with my life.

>play wow classic for a few years then start working on the hobbies I enjoy
get Jow Forums
yeah i think it would take a year to figure things out and playing vidya and getting Jow Forums is the move.

>not get married kek
I would consider getting married since having a 7 or 8 figure net worth instantly will get you a 8/10 at the very worst.

>Get a sizeable chunk of bluechip crypto
what would you consider "sizeable"? how much % of the 5 mil?

Dead, jail or in rehab six months after finding out

death by gabagool OD

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what type of car? Electric car + solar panels wouldn't be a bad move IMO

1 mil into ETH/XRP/ADA/XLM/HOT
1 mil into land in melbourne i will split up and sell off in chunks
2 mil to buy a house to live in
1 mil for cars, living expenses, and to start a family.

Dump it all into TRTL. Enjoy staying poor faggots

>I would consider getting married since having a 7 or 8 figure net worth instantly will get you a 8/10 at the very worst.
Why?
You risk half your net worth if they decide to leave, most roasties will take a several million dollar payday. Prenups don't mean shit.
Their looks will only depreciate over time, why stay locked into a 8/10 that will be a 3/10 in a decade?

If you want to have a companion your life, keeping around a long term gf that is cool with you banging 18yr olds sounds way better, and you don't have to be married for that.

>Why?
Because some people *gasp* actually want kids. If I have the opportunity to pass my genes along with a 9.5/10 nordic girl, I would take it.

>Prenups don't mean shit
You'd have access to better lawyers with that kind of money. If the bitch wants to leave after 5 years so be it but she ain't taking half.

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I would do 1 mil as well. crypto + local real estate is ideal for me (although I would first spend a year or two studying real estate).

It is standard for the court to order that in the event of a significant income gap the greater earner pays the legal fees of both parties. If you have a better lawyer so does she.

I will put $100k in my Charles Schwab account and go stoopid in Southeast Asia for 6 months. Invest the rest in an even split between Amazon stocks and Bitcoin. I'll get married to a Christian Filipina and continue to wagecuck part time for $60k a year so I don't get bored.

Is that damn snail following me around the earth? Please answer, it's important.

If she wants any money, just make her disappear lmao. Imagine getting coerced to pay some hoe by the gov. Nobody is taking my money. I'd rather die than be financially cucked.

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Forking over money isn't that big of a deal as long as she isn't taking half.

My prenup would be something like: you can choose to leave in 5 years with 1 million if you provide me 2-3 kids. She can look after them as long as she doesn't turn them into betas or trannies. also no remarrying to a nig, spic, or any other colored person.

quit my job, finish my pc game, develope more pc games, take care of my children, die

Wouldn't touch it because it's not worth going to jail and ruining my life over. The money was obviously deposited by error and not mine.

Digits

Can I get a quick rundown on why snails are scary now?

- 10% Buy a nice house
- 40% Fiat
- 25% BTC
- 25% Alts

Wait 5-10 years. Live like a King

No wait,

30% Fiat
10% Metals

Start my Chad dividend portfolio and live the rest of my life in peace

I would knock up a harem of teenage asian girls

i would buy btc for all $5mil

I'd stay the FUCK away from that snail, regardless.

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It's funny, these threads are mostly filled with things that we could already do, and that people do with very limited funds, but we don't do them because we have low energy and a lack of zest for life.

So we think maybe if we get rich we will finally do those basic things like "play muh guitar" or "travel da wurld" like every fucking teenage normie does with $0.00 anyway

sad truth. The more shekels I acquired, the more greedy I am becoming. I'll earn a monthly salary in a day and still cheap out on many things, buy shoes once in 2 years and walk them untill they'll tear apart. I just spend alot of my time behind the computer now, waking up at 4-5pm to stay awake untill 7am. I won't have to wagecuck in a long time, but I don't even have the motivation to clean my house.

Money is a meme. But I need more

What is the snail?

I'd fly somewhere I want to go, just take a travel pack with me so I can keep groomed. I'd stay there as long as I want. And then I'd come back and finally switch careers. I'd impregnate a girl without letting her know my worth, and always keep some illusion of struggle/scarcity so that stress levels don't go too low. I'd probably get involved in something like scouting (I'm an eagle scout) so that I can be a part of some sort of educational community, which would help me keep basic day-to-day survival skills honed and provide some structure to life and also be beneficial for my children. And I'd buy a real bed, something comfy and at least queen size, made of real wood or maybe I'd build it myself. Enough dividend stocks to make a minimum wage salary which is almost enough to live on. Go to the beach sometimes too but I really like the rivers up in the mountains

Property investment(s)

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Go through college, I'm already there for the athletics anyhow.
I would improve in my fencing and hopefully make the olympics one day
New york, Georgia, Ohio,
Not buy any stocks. I'm putting 4.6 Mil in a bank and living off the interest. The rest I'll use to meme around with and fuck with the market

market buy link with 5m desu

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Soulless

I would go tour the PNW a bit and find a nice place to live, then buy a house there. Various investments with some cash holdings to buy cheap stocks when the next recession hits. I would live a totally boring life that revolves around walks around the town, in parks, trails, etc. Quit my job, of course. But maybe still do a bit of work part-time on personal projects to stay sharp.

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Prostitutes
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quit my job and spend few months in thailand and the philippines fucking bargirls