24 y.o programmer

>24 y.o programmer
>60k 401k, 38k crypto, 8k savings
>parents are going to leave me ~800k inheritance

Am I gonna make it bros?

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obviously, faggot
buy more Chainlink

you're going to make it to middle class yeah

what language should i start learning if i want to get back into programming?
i havent touched my CS degree in 5 years and my neetbux arent going to last forever

>Already wishing your parents dead
You'll come to deep remorse about this one day

i don't wish they were dead
they allow me and my sister to live rent free in their house
very giving, might be a jewish thing

If you’re a nerd and like backend web programming learn haskell. Otherwise pretty much all imperative or OOP languages are the same, and you should already know them because you have a degree.

charles stole all my money, so i refuse to learn that.
and all a bachelors in CS gets you is a handful of programming classes, each in a different language. no time to actually LEARN one. i just want to know what employers want.

>what language should i start learning
I bring bad news user. You never got into programming in the first place.

HAHAHAHAA BERGESTEIN

ffs

Holy shit that sounds like you got fucked. Like 15% of your learning should be about programming languages not the whole thing. What you need to learn depends on what you want to do. Learning React.js and trying to network your way into an entry level position is probably the simplest way to go if all you want is a job programming. Good luck.

LARP

Jow Forums is always right

Haskell, really? All I came accross was C, Shell, Java and Python. I thought Haskell was something like Fortran, that is highly specialized but rarely used

>very giving, might be a jewish thing

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hes larping, the 4 you said are all great to know

>jewish
>giving

>401k
pussy faggot

should have known better. In that case Basic is pretty solid if you are into front end

Why even bother when people like this just slide through life not having to do shit

Ignore this guy he has a low iq

Haskell is great for backend development because mutation semantics are part of the type system and not built into the language. So if you’re developing a highly concurrent backend what you’re doing is type checked at compile time to be reasonable.

So like say in C when you mutate a variable you do
x = 2
The behavior of this is nondeterministic in a concurrent environment if x is global. In haskell you can make sure at compile time you don’t do anything stupid like this. Certain imperative languages are starting to adopt these ideas elm and clojure I believe are two of them. Also theres a lot of other cool things about haskell beyond this. I think its worth learning in and of itself even if it isn’t that practical. If you want to do something practical just learn React.js

and what if his parents were degenerate soul sucking boomer faggots who offer zero emotional or financial support and are a literal anchor to his being? huh?

fucking faggot. go hug mommy baby