Receiving ~$5000 loan from boomerdad for crypto, will be in coinbase in 2 days

Boomerdad has been invested in gold for 10 years and unironically lost money on it, I've been shilling BTC since 2013, he finally said fuck it and threw me some money in the last few days to degenerately gamble. Thinking of going 90-10 Bitcoin/moderate-risk altcoins. For the altcoins I'm looking at potentially FET, ONE (depending on where it's sitting after token pairing), FTM or NKN, preferably whichever one isn't at ATH and has more room to grow. Am I gonna lose it all or do you think these are safe bets?

no this is not a larp I about shit my pants the moment I heard

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BTC/ETH, there saved you hassle

You know where you should be putting it.

If you are talking about chainlink, it’s not available on CN
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FTM, there just saved you from poverty in 12 months.


BTC max will do x2 in the next 12 months. FTM will do 20x

What exchange is FTM available on?

Just buy LINK after mainnet dump

50 BTC / 30 ETH / 20 XRP or XMR depending on if you're more statist or anarchist

Harmony, you can do a 3x-4x easy.

>taking 5 grand from your dumbass boomer father
>1 sentence later
>which shitcoin should i invest in
fucking KEK

best advice

you are a fucking retard and you will lose your dads money.
this user has it right except its BTC/ETH/XMR

maybe LTC as a short term moon in order to get more cash to put down on BTC/ETH/XMR

repeat after me BTC/ETH/XMR and maybe LTC too

BTC/ETH/LTC/XMR
40/30/15/15

Alright, I'm just gonna do some combo of these. I might take risks with the 2gs I own on these other coins, but if it's not my money then that's not the right thing to do. Better if I invest and Bitcoin crashes and I lose it vs. Bitcoin entering bull season and being stuck in a shitcoin without any kind of reasonable explanation other than degenerate gambling. I'm actually surprised with the good advice here for once when I actually needed it most. thanks faggots

Go for BTC or ETH, buddy. Have you seen how crazy the pump has been last weekend? It's definitely in the same trend as where we were last 2013 and 2017. You can also take 10 to 20% of your portfolio into altcoins and coins from IEO's. Ecomi has a huge potential as it sold out both its private sales and first round of IEO's easy. Wishing to go vegeta on my portfolio.

you need to get into coinbase asap. bull market is parabolic. cuckbase has taken 10 days with money transfers for me. faster way is circle usdc tokenized via wire transfer and sent to cuckbase pro and maker buy bitcoin or alts that way it will take less than 2 days

I think you are going to lose that 10% but here's this just so I can say I tried to help :

Put $250 into Holo. You’ll thank me later. $500 if you have cajones.

Honestly this

Kucoin

Fantom (I.e the next Ethereum)

I cant even get $1000 out of my boomer dad to go to the dentist. I graduated from college a week ago and he's upset I still haven't found a job. I went to school in a very small town and he won't let me move back in with him because he thinks it will build character or something and his girlfriend doesn't like me

This guy used to literally make 7 figures and should have been retired by now but squandered it on bad investments (housing pre 2008) and multiple divorces / child support l alimony payments

Why do boomers hate their children so much?

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Don't forget you're investing in Ponzi scams, son.

he's going to be so disappointed

>potentially FET, ONE (depending on where it's sitting after token pairing), FTM or NKN
Enjoy pissing away your dad's money.

I fucked up college completely and I'm probably the same age as you. My dad didn't fuck up that bad investment wise besides being down in gold and his salary is in the US 1% for sure. He could've invested in BTC in 2012 what he makes while shitting on the toilet at work and we'd be way /comfier/. But at the same time, my life is currently fucked because of college GPA and not having a skillset, so you sound better off my man.

Boomers exist so that we don't make their mistakes. The sad truth is that we will create Boomers.

your dad is in the top 1% of earnings (meaning over 250k+ a year) and wouldn't give you 1k for bitcoin in 2013? you must be such a fuck up

Because it was much more speculative then and who the fuck gives a 15 year old $1000 to invest in something that people only used for drugs at the time kek

that's your own fault then. why didn't you get a summer job mowing lawns, you could have easily made 5k during the entire summer and put it into btc

Keep it in BTC trust me

Download exodus and convert on there.

All in on RSR. Do you want that Bugatti or not?

OMG 100$ .. life changing

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>rich dad
>life fucked

I hope I steal the gains from your weak hands you little ungrateful shit.

100% RVN