Who's ready for the Coingeek Conference?
Craig just arrived Toronto!
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Angel Rodriguez
holy shit that makes me STIFF
Dylan Kelly
Liam Long
The man wants to DIE
Lucas Williams
Literally no one except for paid shills have heard of the Coingeek conference. Coingeek is Calvin Ayre's blog, basically.
Aaron Baker
kek, those gas station sunglesses
Michael Hughes
2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.
After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.
The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.
Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.
2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.
Those that hunt them still go by the name...
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Jacob Watson
Scamster
Adam Ortiz
they're rayban cockpit you plebian
Lincoln Murphy
Who?
Xavier Perez
>he's wearing blood red
Oh fuck boys.
Jose Murphy
Core will bleed!
Michael Morgan
Either they are shitty chinese knock offs or rayban finally realized they can produce gas station quality shit and still charge $500....either way, fucking pathetic and retarded of anyone to buy
Xavier Butler
We're reaching levels of STIFF that shouldnt even be possible.
Gavin Allen
Not necessarily. The new Raybans are shit, you're right, but people buy Rayban "Cockpit" from the 80s and they're much better quality and different lenses. The quality of the frames haven't changed much but the lenses they switched at some point. The original lenses were made for pilots or w.e. so they have a certain gradient where as the new ones are just cheap shit
Alexander Cook
These old pics of Wright convince me more he is Satoshi or at the very least mined a shit ton of BTC early on. He went from looking like a poor NEET with a house full of garbage to jet setting around the world in fine clothes.
Tyler Flores
He was never a neet, but he was poor growing up with a single mother
Lucas Miller
these are much better
Brody Martinez
Because Ayre bought him for $30M, DYOR
Adrian Brown
which hotel he is staying? asking for a friend...
Jaxon Powell
Hey Craig. I can't afford coingeek tickets. Can you send me BSV and I can afford one? Thanks.
Lincoln Sanders
Probably. They look fine to me.
The only reason I know that about the Raybans is because I had to track some down as a gift for a boomer, lol.
Ones with specific lenses from 35 years ago that they don't make anymore, autism
Nathan Cox
>dat wristflop
he looks a bit STIFF indeed tbqh
Weekend at Bernies material
Owen Young
Fuck off. Good luck getting thru his nsa security detail. You’re on a list now mate.
David Peterson
Does that include access to Craig’s boipucci?
Cameron Gutierrez
He looks like a stroke victim
Camden Sanchez
Jaxson Nguyen
Calvin maybe sublease, recoup at lest some of the lost investment
but noshit - all foolery by side, hardly 'The Picture of Glowing Health', is he. Take heed now kids - just, be yourself
Ian Flores
>SEETHING
John Jenkins
Les tego!
Ryan Anderson
do you think Craig will announce his gold backed payment system on CG conference?
It's been in the works since 2011 !
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Christopher Price
>ray ban p
Wyatt Brown
STIFF BOYS
James Bailey
HAHA. You mind if I upload it to Bitstagram?
Oliver Williams
gold-backed tokens on BSV via tokenized.com. Don't like it? STIFF BICKIES MATE
Nathaniel Hall
save it my friend, it's all yours
Cameron Harris
its not mine desu, this dude has been making some dank bsv memes
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i pinged him some handcash for his memetic services
Kayden Moore
>Craig will announce
HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*
*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *takes off size 6 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND THERE IS NO TULIP TRUST, ALSO I DON'T HAVE THE TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE TO 51% ATTACK A HAM SANDWICH LET ALONE A CRYPTOCURRENCY
And there it is!
Brody Rodriguez
Nice. I won't upload it then. Would be not nice to make money off of others work
>i pinged him some handcash for his memetic services
I might do so too
Juan Cook
Damn he's looking straight fire
He's up to some bad shit niggas
Carter Ramirez
>He's up to some bad shit niggas
and the sun is 149.6 million km from earth
Caleb Parker
i have no idea what's going to happen
Nathan Brown
CRAIG IS NOT SATOSHI. The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS (Global Response Squad) operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets, together containing more than 2,483,474 BTC.
Noah Hughes
>He went from looking like a poor NEET with a house full of garbage to jet setting around the world in fine clothes.
Eli Campbell
This unironically.
Colton Ramirez
> there will be no split
bch splits
> i will destroy bch
bch not destroyed
> btc will be $0 eoy 2018
btc $4000 eoy 2018
> i am satoshi
can’t sign a simple fucking message
> says I will sign after proving in court
but... wasn't the bbc stunt supposed to be a real signature? LOL
> submits a list of addresses of some fake tulip trust bullshit to court...
one of the addresses he claimed was signed by the real owner with a message saying the address is not belonging to this craig clown
> unlawfully registers a copyright on btc white paper and code in a stunt to cause a dump on btc
btc doesnt flintch
> next day copyright office confirms they didnt confirm this clown is satoshit and reaffirms that anyone can register anything with them
ultra fail
> some brainlets compare this piece of trash with trump, but trump is a winner
this clown is a loser
Guys this fakethosi clown is a fucking scam a pure and simple trash bag for everyone to see.
> He keeps putting a large biz budget for his trash biz shill army in an attempt to change public opinion
he fails miserably, anyone with one inch of brain sees this guy is a fucking trashbag scam
Fuck you and all you brainlets who support this fucking faketoshi loser piece of shit
Jaxon Wood
why does his mouth look weird in an entirely new way with every photo taken of him
Gavin Martinez
You all realize there is another Coingeek conference in asia in October?
Adam Brooks
Any particular reason our good boy is looking so tough and mousey?
>"It may sound obvious, but a tie bar doesn't just clip the front end of your tie to the back end. It fastens both ends to the placket of your shirt." "Finally, never wear a tie bar that's wider than your tie.. Is there a vester policy im missing?
Nicholas Morgan
Kek
Colton Morales
hublot is nigger tier
Henry Hughes
>never wear a tie bar that's wider than your tie
I thought excactly the same. I always learned that the clip should be 2/3 of the with of the tie
Juan Murphy
Brainlet detected. Craig is Satoshi, we all know it already, the game is up.
Better try to convince us that Satoshi isn't that important anyway, like all your shill friends. That's the updated script, didn't you get the memo yet? Talk to Greg for the new talking points.
Luis Lopez
Underrated
Jayden Robinson
JEJKd
Gabriel James
>ac/dc back in black playing in the background
holy shit, most boomer "cool" fit I've ever seen
Owen Hall
Based
Connor Mitchell
A real human appears in a sea of shills and trolls
Mason Stewart
Nice out fit sir. It dashes like good forchun of yourer colurs of fancy nice .