stock bull is not ending because the real non-financial, actually productive, economy is too weak so the stocks get fed more and more money since it's more lucrative in comparison.
Use this opportunity to take out a loan to buy 100 shares of spy. Then retire from your normal job and sell way OOTM covered calls that are set to expire within two days to degenerate gamblers for the rest of your life.
Jason Perry
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .27%, not as bad as it could have been; BGS did okay at least. Still, I’m getting very tire of this. My vacation to San Francisco was great, I only saw one (1) man openly shitting in the gutter. V fun for real though.
Guys. Why didn't I listen when Jim Cramer said don't buy MMM, it's weak and has too much international exposure?
Has this been covered by the MMM yet? Was it on NPR? managed to slice 25% off of my VTSAX position, remembered to get the order in before the close, because no afterhours for MF's.
A-are you saying this was just a dead cat bounce?!
Up 1.26%. Truly weird day with no direction, and then in the last couple hours shit hit the fan.
The market needs to take out a few more supports before it's an established trend but we will see what tomorrow brings.
Maybe the Chinks will retaliate today.
Lincoln Johnson
>UNH down 2.85% for the week Seriously?! This is what buying opportunities look like. Is it just getting JUSTed by index selling?
Ian Lewis
shorting LCI for the lulz
Lucas Ward
very bad taste to brag post-trade but increased cash position after early uptick. trumpster is still trying to crash markets best he can and euro markets are starting to look absolutely horrible like ath reached type nikkei 30y effect :D even dax already off 10% from tops including dividends ofc
I ain't gonna let it get me down... If one penny stock doesn't work out, am I supposed to give up? heck no! I'm just gonna average down and wait for it to shoot up so I can make a prophet.. like Muncher Buffet once said, it's only a loss if you sale.
Jackson Watson
Damn you're making my biotech losses look good today. On what?
I don't know how to be a bear, besides holding cash
do I... do I increase my SDOW position? Do I have to wait for a rally first?
kekked, this user knows what he's talking about
William Collins
I need a good fap please post that loss
Carson Gray
Up almost 1% on based SQQQ carrying the weight. Offloaded it last week $.01 under the high of the day and bought back in with a bigger position today in the low $41s. Feeling like a little wolf of wallstreet desu.
Aaron Myers
If you insist on throwing your money away, please learn options. Penny stocks should never be purchased.
I'm glad ya'll worded about me but its A-OK I'm bout to recoup my losses in penny land with this baby, what goes down gotta come up...it's a written rule in this game..
>Siddhartha Holy crap there are legitimate pajeets on this board.
Christian Anderson
positive attitude is the most important thing :^) just don't give up ! You're bound to make it back as long as you keep putting money in :)
Asher Taylor
Didn’t see any seals but I got a yummy sandwich from ACME bread company and watched the Chinese people fish. Then I went to Chinatown and bought a shirt from the Falun Gong cultists who were protesting the chink government. Then Sunmommy took me to see the house where I was conceived and we ate at Tony’s Pizza which was a little touristy but still great. We got coffee and did a wine tasting at this cafe that noted cianigger child molester Francis Ford Coppola runs, and finally we went for a nighttime hike up by that weird communist tower where all the parrots are. The day before we went to the Rubens exibhit and I looked at all the secret symbols and evil messages in the paintings, and I weirded everyone out when I called Diego Rivera a modernist Jewish faggot. Then we saw Werner Herzog’s movie about Gorbachev which I really liked even though it was homosexual NATO propaganda. We walked through the Tenderloin to get there which was pretty dope, I saw a lot of black trannies and giggled to myself remembering hotep memes about how the elites want to feminize black men.
Don't encourage him, lol. Dude is better off buying crypto
Blake Brooks
Throw money into bonds and bond ETFs before the market crashes while it is overbought. Get paid interest for holding and sell when we enter an actual recession.
Kevin Rodriguez
can't waiting to post my spicy gains tomorrow by the way, you are so so so much proudy but how will you respond when I post gains? will you have the sperm and energy to respond? probably staying silent as always like bitch mother.
Luis Martin
don't discourage him he'll never make that money back if he quits now ;-)
>being conceived in san fransiszco ouch sorry you had to find out like that
Lucas Peterson
fun trip!
Charles Sanchez
I'm up 12.38%
Owen Murphy
>homosexual NATO propaganda
Based
Xavier Richardson
Three of the "Top Losers" today are /smg/ favorites, KHC, NWL, and MO.
I have faith in you, smokey joe!
Mister Mining and Materials though... I think it's too late to sell?
OH GOD top DOW loser UNH?! I didn't realize...
>I weirded everyone out when I called Diego Rivera a modernist Jewish faggot Santa Maria! You use this language around your mother? Were you just stating a fact, or were you hating on him for his heritage and sexuality?
I don't care for many painters. Just Van Gogh. Dali and Bosch have some shit that is v. dank too.
Sounds like you're retreating into your Chan-related autism... Take care of your brain SunKun
I spent 5k on long puts Jan 2020 FB going to 100$ If I win I’ll buy everyone here a lambo
Jose Jones
I'm fucking up my life right now, by losing money instead of getting shit done.
wew... is this where the Curry Creepers memes come from?
WAY smaller than that, you fucking BearChad!
Julian Hill
You can‘t say that without posting at least one of them.
Liam Carter
I said that to sundaddy not sunmommy lol, he thought it was pretty funny especially considering Rivera was literally not Jewish and by all accounts a heterosexual womanizer. I’m always talking to my parents about my reactionary spirituality though, they know I hate modern art. I keep most of my thoughts secret and am (almost) socially acceptable in most settings (especially the upper class places where I need to behave). Also my brain has more Al-LAD and 1P-LSD in it than organic neurotransmitters.
I still haven't researched if a treasury ladder, cd ladder, high intrest savings or a bond fund is best for my needs yet. in the meantime I am carrying significant cash at no rate of return waiting for a destination.
Adrian Reyes
I like how Twitter's algos can't read the broken meme English of Weihan and censor it.
Jayden Harris
i tell my girlfriend I can't afford a vacation when in fact I actually can, I just choose to invest that money into dividend stocks instead
Ryder Robinson
>WAY smaller than that, you fucking BearChad!
Don't envy me, this market is volatile as fuck. Call me BearChad if we get to December lows.
Henry Martin
press F for Weihan
Ayden Hughes
>Also my brain has more Al-LAD and 1P-LSD in it than organic neurotransmitters. what does that even mean
is there such a thing as inorganic neurotransmitters
just chose one, don't waste time researching that nerd numbers shit
I'm planning on putting in a trade to sell at my shares' ATH that it ended on today so that I will buy an additional few with the profits tomorrow at the dip instead of hodling.
Nolan Collins
absolutely based
Landon Collins
Is that just code for "dropped a lot of acid"? I don't know that meme, loogs dank. >heterosexual womanizer Hilariously based. I have no idea why the trope is that gay men love women. Most men wouldn't put up for them if it weren't for sexual attraction and protector's instinct.
Justin Edwards
I driving Uber sometimes and one time I picked up a blonde white bitch from the bar and she was so wasted so I kept asking her if she needed help getting to the door and she keep saying "no is ok" over and over and I kept saying to her "how u can know u r drunk" and she just kept mumbling and saying "no no is ok I can make it, my freind waiting" anyways I walking her anyway and out of nowhere her friend answer door and I got scared and running away.
Owen Ward
I bought LCI and I'm struggling to display IRON HODL mentality
Landon Robinson
Which meme brokerage can I buy some on? I don't do commissions as I don't have the cashflow for large initial positions.
Isaiah King
i dobt know
Zachary Bailey
>99% of the retards on this thread STILL holding stocks the trend is your friend :)
Brody Kelly
Get a load of this benchode
Adrian Hughes
>shorting the bottom Ror! Good luck, 81% of the float is already short
James Clark
>guy I know asks me how to get into stocks >start explaining simple concepts to him, about to text him resource links so he can do his own research and safely learn how to trade without throwing his money away >notice his eyes are glazing over >"uh, yeah but user, like, what should I buy, bro? I have like 500 dollars" >have a mini stroke, start seeing sounds and tasting colors >"i dunno brah, maybe try disney haha!"
Matthew Jones
Weihan study US differential equation make work 18 hour. Not allow wrong species marry or bn steal pencil shoe Jordans. Sometimes invite bubble tea hotpot Chinese girl but mistake Japan wickedness, grandparent cry. And yes I’ve done a lot of psychedelics and unironically have a very hard time separating paranoiac conjecture from reality.
Benjamin Diaz
Finally lost all my 11% gains over the past year in two weeks. -2.4% today.
I got plastered this weekend in savannah. I have no idea how I got off the beach but I thank my wife getting me home safely.
Kevin Powell
Any good shows stock related? CNBC just doesn't cut it for me, 9/10 of their videos on YouTube are absolutely shit.
>not concrete >several people talking at the same time >unprofessional
Not looking for financial advise
Hunter Gutierrez
Billions
Carter Gonzalez
What's unprofessional about Jim Cramer's Crazy Cash?
Carter Mitchell
shit is that thing about the yield curve saying its time to leave the market, or is it just a meme?
Jordan Cox
good shorting opportunity
John Howard
Oh forgot to add clickbait titles
Idk who the fuck that is and I'm pretty sure I want it to remain like that.
Logan Taylor
Trading fraternity does fun stuff every morning but it’s youtube and just one dude who plays for shits and giggles but I like keepin it on for background noise
