Why aren't you farming snails? It's pretty lucrative and requires very little upkeep PLUS they're deli as fuck

Why aren't you farming snails? It's pretty lucrative and requires very little upkeep PLUS they're deli as fuck

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Reported this to peta. Congrats on this, seriously.

i have snail nightmares

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I already have ten million of the fuckers, but I'm scared to sell them in case the buyer pays in $1 bills

never even considered eating a snail.

Because I value my life.

Snail slime is also used in cosmetics. You let these slimy bois crawl all over your body and you will have very soft skin.

their fucking great if you cook them up in garlic butter.

get off of my shrimping board and never come back. its big shrimpin over here. back your shit up and escargo.

This is a snail board now shrimp boi. Get used to it. I myself am a shrimp farmer turned snailer.

no you dont

what does that have to do with farming snails

Animals feel pain, just like you faggots. Karma.

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>snail posting on a horseshoe crab blood farming board

saged

But what if one of them decides to follow you everywhere for the rest of your life and kills you if it touches you?

how do you know vegetables dont

Good.

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#plantsmatter

then i decline

>escargo

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literally have no more space. im already shrimp farming, horseshoe crab blood harvesting, and earthworm farming in my 300 sq ft studio apartment. neighbors are starting to complain about the smell.

rent some acres out of town

do they have to be certain snails? my backyard has thousands especially after a rain. we fill up buckets and throw them in the dumpster else the outside of the house gets covered in snails in the morning after rain
who the fuck buys them and why

They do too. Scientifically proven. Doesn't make it ok to hurt animals.

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Eating animals that still have their shit inside them. No thanks, enjoy your snail poop.

then do the world a favor and just stop eating anything that is alive

>who the fuck buys them and why

some fancy restaurants serve escargot, and there's also an new industry for snail caviar (pic related)

a tin of this can go for $200-300

Your house is probably built on an ancient snail farm bro.
Congrats, just mine them and sell them after rain

forgot pic related

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You deserve to die, Psychopath.

>i throw money into the dumpster

GTFO with your bitch snails.

I'm using this to make a delicious soup tonight

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Because they have no need for it ?

I miss shrimp farm meme days. I always felt like this was training topic for shills.

>eating literal shit eating slime
>be french
pretty accurate

I already sunk my life savings into shrimp because of you fuckers. Do you have any idea how bad 500 kg of rotting shrimp smells? I do

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I like Falafel and all, but you just can't argue with pic related.

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Did you take the $10 million?

I like giant snails

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that's a big boy snail

kek

i dont get it.
who is a potential customer?
whats the use of these fuckers?
what products they make with these?
i know ancient rome used to make purple color from them, hence senators purple robes, and purple being seens as royality.
i know french also eat them.
but what else?