She shows up to a job interview for a software engineering position looking like this

She shows up to a job interview for a software engineering position looking like this.

What is the first question you ask?

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Face or gut?

damn gurl can you back that up for me ?

How much?

All women are whores. Except my mother. But lets not forget that she is also a woman.

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Are you good with backend?

Sweet Vishnu look at the toilet on that bitch

grade a

>How skilled are you in deep backend development?

I can already tell she's great with Python

Where did you get your fake degree?

First, I hand her an assignment of fizzbuzz and ask her to code and run it live on a laptop that has a video projector plugged in. Also required is to explain what the code she writes, does.

just imagine how many niggers she has fucked and how every nigger harasses her wherever she goes

are those tattoos? Sorry this is a professional work environment."

I thank God I'm not attracted to these plastic STD dispensers, absolutely disgusting.

This is going to sound edgy as fuck, but I think I finally understand the male impulse to rape.

I look at her and feel two things at once:

>Utter disgust with her personality and full knowledge she's a horrible person who I would gladly throw in the gutter
>Sexual attraction

The only clear reaction to that combination of feelings is rape. It satisfies both the lust and the rejection of her humanity

kek. came here to post exactly this. fizzbuzz or gtfo.

Do you know how do?

How much for anal?

>ok do you want to have an affair so I get fired with compensation?

she needs to be BLACKED

Kek

don't we all?

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are you ready to breed me lots of children? when can you start?

You’ve been posting this forever. Whatever you need to do to rationalize your rape fantasies.

Calm down Todd

Have sex

Record the meeting with the camera facing towards her and at my back. Tell how much the role pays and all the perks. Give her a coding test she's bound to fail. Offer her a second chance out of fairness but tell her this is her final chance. Once she fails again she'll offer her body. I'll tell her I don't accept bribery but wink at her and signal the camera. She'll realize and go quiet. Then I'll whip out my dick and keep talking normally. Saying that we'll be in touch write on piece of paper to meet me at a hotel. Then take the paper back. After I finish send an intern over to fuck her while I post on Jow Forums my latest crypto speculation.

>I think I finally understand the male impulse to rape
post a picture of your hand please...it will satisfy a curiosity question of mine

carlos pls go

Have sex interns

ENTER INCEL MODE AND PAWN THE INTERVIEW OFF ON SOME OTHER POOR SOUL SHE WILL PROBABLY ACCUSE OF HARASSMENT

looks more like an analyst to me

while I said that as a pun, it's also true from what I've seen in the finance sector. I don't know if other companies did this, but in ours they'd hire attractive people like this and put them on software teams as "analysts" so that they'd deal with clients while the ogres that actually code shit worked in the background. If she showed up like this, I'd ask first to make sure she's applying to be an engineer and not an analyst