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Real-time market news:
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Educational sites:
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Best free stock screener
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Premarket Data:
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Earnings Report Calendars:
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earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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For consumer staples bagholders:
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For previously:

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Uhhhh oil has to go back up sometime right?

Need the Persians to chimp out real quick

What are we buying today?

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helium masks

WAAAAAAAAY too early
Have some gossamer patience!

Nice digits, mediocre post

The more you say, the less weight your words carry. Eventually you’ll be talking about Lord Xenu and numerology and your prophet Qanon.

I just shorted at session lows. I’m clearly bad at this, I just accidentally daytraded McDonald for 10 cent profits. Fuggin stupid stupid. You probably made the right choice.

Ror-poster confirmed pleb

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SPY long 30 years

VIX, Gold, BTC, Yuan and AMD

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YIELD IS INVERTED AHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO ZERO

SPY TO 0 CONFIRMED AHHHHHHHHH

Remember to max your IRA.

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Big recession when? I wanna see rivers of blood and few weeks of pink wipe in /biz.

>Me go on vacation
NUUUUUUU
who gonna grab the bear by the balls with no Rude Killer Gril?!

Have fun bbgrl. going anywhere good?

*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

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Amazon, Warren Buffet style
hodling for 20 years until amazon has world domination

Welp. S&P gonna bust below the 200 day moving average or no? It's poking it right now.

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I'll buy AMD when it bottoms out again and I sell my puts, everything else you listed I already have besides yuan.

Any big brand name cheapies? Shot caller where you at?

Before the end of 2019.

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Still lmaoing @ bitch bois who shorted the bottom in December

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U.S. is threatening penalties against the financial body created by Germany, the U.K. and France to shield trade with Iran from U.S. sanctions.

I hope Europe doesn't back off.

Congrats to the guy holding SDOW from yesterday

> Russia is likely conducting low-yield nuclear tests in a push for new warheads, defying a test-ban treaty, a new U.S. intelligence assessment finds

> Russia has likely been secretly carrying out very low-yield nuclear tests to upgrade its nuclear arsenal, according to a new U.S. intelligence assessment, challenging Moscow’s claims that it is faithfully adhering to an international treaty banning nuclear tests.

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you fucks convinced me to close my puts when it started its recovery and now fucking look at it

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>making money shorting the markets while the world burns slowly

I didn't think it would feel like this

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>listening to biz

SQQQ
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SDOW

>Don't say we didn't warn you...

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200 sma penetrated

Why is AMD falling?

"Mutual funds invested in assets like bonds and property should alter their pricing under stressed conditions in order to halt “fire sales” like those witnessed after the Brexit vote and protect long-term customers, according to a paper from the UK’s financial watchdog."

"The occasional paper, published on Wednesday, threw its weight behind the “swing” and “dual” pricing employed by bond funds suffering high outflows, which it said worked to “significantly reduce redemptions...during stress periods” and stopped investors stampeding for the door."

"The research follows growing concerns from regulators about the way mutual funds invested in hard-to-sell assets like bonds and commercial property cope when large volumes of investors try to sell at once, as witnessed in the wake of the UK’s Brexit vote in 2016 and after the 2008 financial crisis. "

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Yo
Bulls sweaty, pumps weak, loans are heavy
There's margin call on TSLA already, mom's spaghetti
Tpump nervous, but on the surface he looks old and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he spoke about when the whole crowd was loud
He opens his mouth, but "Stop wars" words won't come out
He's orange, how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, cover, now!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes tariffs, he imposed on his allies
He's mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole country is broke
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's blocked

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We’ve told you time and time again, this is the beginning of the Greater Depression.

Can't wait to make smug bull posts again like I did the whole time in December

FBI special counsel is closed. Trump 2024 confirmed. Long the markets. Short the big tech globohomos.

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> "Last year the watchdog launched a consultation into new rules for open-ended funds investing in illiquid assets, including recommending that commercial property and infrastructure funds could be forced to halt trading if there was uncertainty around the value of at least 20 per cent of their portfolios. "

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Bullfags seething

>muh cheapsies
>b but it always goes upp r right?

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Welcome to /smg/, where we make new threads at 290 or 400.

>NRZ
Finally taking a nice little hit...
Anyone know of any other high divvy REITS taking a beating?

JNJ is finally getting down to December crash+talc levels!

Why the FUCK did I buy MMM?! We’re finally getting ACTUAL JNJ cheapies, I bought this because it was a bargain JNJ-analog. Stupid dummy...

It was very few shares, I bought a lot more before mueller spoke. I think I got too greedy.

I sextupled my shares... and it hasn’t moved much since.

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this is the bottom

i can feel it

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Ror!
>let us transfer even more tax dollars to low value people
>from the few demographics who actually contribute net tax
It's a good way to keep the poor poor

Fine I'll open another few puts.

A little bit of refinement and this could make for a good animated youtube vid.

I'm look at these september $225 striked puts on the SPY, would this be a good investment?

24,995.65

Where is Dobber now? This mf is about to loose half of his portfolio.

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Has this analyst completely missed that they have gone fucking south weeks ago?

How fucking dumb do these people think nomires are

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(double dubs!)
I don’t like the things you say, but I’ll defend to the death checking repeating digits.

People on the bottom SPEND money. Stimulates the economy. Often spend on cheap foodstuffs that are almost exclusively American because of how heavily we subsidize agrobusiness. But also on shit like their kids lunches and the doctor’s appointments they’ve been avoiding.

Believe it or not, what’s good for McDonald’s and Merck is good for America.

(I wish they’d spend more on cowboy cigarettes though. I love you Smokey joe!)

Everything's falling.

is this the rate cut

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>It was very few shares, I bought a lot more before mueller spoke. I think I got too greedy.
>I sextupled my shares... and it hasn’t moved much since.

Bold move mate. The thing is with drops, you need to have them in place before the big moves to get the easy profits.

Momentum is on your side for now, but the further you go down in a short amount of time, the higher the chance it's going to spike back up on you.

Think of the market as a compressed spring.

You're insane if you don't think we're going lower than December

FREE FALL
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Controlled descent fampai

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What's the point of CAT?

Their only customers are mining and construction. Neither cares what brand of truck they drive, not to mention both are dead industries.

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Anybody eyeing Dollar General earnings tomorrow?

Goddamn

Sure. But what are you doing in reality? You're subsidizing. Youre subsidizing bottom tier consumer spending and people by transferring the money earned by people who contribute to the pot. You get more of what you subsidize, and sorry to say comfort is not the father of innovation.

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There's still opportunity cost m8

You could have made a lot of money until now if you went long at Christmas

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I was watching that broad from The Story interview Steve Bannon and he said the economy is better than ever, and that the only reason it's down is because of the margins.

This guy Mueller is a treasonous cunt

Opens his deep state mouth and tanks the market what a fucking prick

Frivolous spending is not what drives the economy. More people saving their money and creating wealth through productivity is what stimulates the economy, not debt.

Ror! I'm up .6% as of rn! Everything is green except my s&p mutual fund. Back to the battlefield!

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seriously what is going on in the bond market?

Wow that’s deep

Unironically a good post

This is usually true accept when the fucking recession and whatnot.

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If Hillary or any other republican was president, we’d be at SPY $300 months ago

I can’t wait for this fat piece of shit to be out of office

Maids are much better with guns holy shit. When are we going to give every kid in america a rifle for christmas?

>Merck is good for America

CEO of Merck lives in a small town 10 minutes from where I live (Seeheim, Germany) and drives a fucking Bugatti Chiron

Damn plug, what happened? Looks like I might get my wish of plug cheapies

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>bottom tier consumer spending
The best tier. Higher income consumers are more likely to stuff their money in the bank, buy financial instruments like bonds, or make large foreign purchases/investments. These aren’t the people who get bailed out for making bad investment decisions or lose money buy sinking American dollars into Venezuelan debt.

People aren’t going to be “comfortable” with an extra $1000 dollars a month. People aren’t going to quit their jobs with an extra $1000 a month. Yang’s UBI reforms make a lot of sense. Especially when you consider the $1000 is INSTEAD of welfare or other benefits, you have to choose one or the other.

I’d rather get $1000 and continue working/schooling/looking for a job, etc. If I were physically disabled, I’d rather get welfare money, and people getting UBI wouldn’t effect me.

The rich are getting that $1000 as well, but it makes a big difference for those at the bottom. Maybe use the tariff money, since the US consumers are the ones getting punished anyways.

Ror!

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>People on the bottom SPEND money.
On rent, groceries and paying down debts (jk on that last part, that's why they're poor.) Middle class boomers are the ones who blow all their money on shit. If you want to stimulate the economy the lazy way just give boomers an extra 20k a year. They'll instantly add another mortgage on their home with payments equal to 20k a year and blow all of that money on boats, golf clubs, Pearl necklesses and steakhouses.

You best start believing in recessions..

They also have farming equipment don't they? The world is going to need a lot more wheat in the future. Who's got the best automated farming equipment these days anyway?

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For some unbeknownst to me reason, US treasury market is not reflecting the stock market signal, but inverse of it (betting against it)

Mother fucker it's recovering again, fuck this I"m getting some VIX shorts.

Wish I had screenshotted the post I made on this topic but this is almost 1 for 1 exactly what I was predicting.

>A U.S. banking regulator on Wednesday said it was seeing trouble in the farm sector as commodity prices fall and that some banks were reporting a deterioration in the quality of their agricultural loans during the first three months on the year.

>“We are seeing some emerging strain,” Diane Ellis, the director of the insurance and research division at the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, said at a news briefing. “Mostly it affects our community banks in the middle of the country.”

>In a quarterly report on the health of U.S. banks, the FDIC said the share of agricultural loans at community banks that were at least 90 days past due or in non-accrual status rose to 1.28% in the first quarter, the highest level since the third quarter of 2011.

>Ellis said strain has been building for years in the farm sector as commodity prices have fallen. Ellis noted that farm incomes were about half their levels from six years ago.

>Commodity prices have also been hit over the last year by a U.S.-China trade war which has sparked higher Chinese tariffs on U.S. agricultural exports.


This could very well be the trigger for the next recession. Prepare for a string of rural community banks failing this year.

why are you falling for short term manip every time?

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Ror!
>Implying banks arent giving out loans and stimulating productivity with that money
>implying investing in a business isnt stimulating economic activity
You wont be able to get rid of welfare programs just like that. Would require votes, and people vote individualistically now. No, in a real implementation it would be in addition to current welfare. Another step toward more government power and massive socialism when so many are dependent on this welfare. And what will they ultimately do with this money? Same thing they do with their money now.

Punishing contributors and rewarding (in this case subsidizing) sloth is not a good way to run a nation.

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>no dick

Terrible picture

lol this isn't manip, when it bounces up like this the second one is way stronger and longer than the first. We're going back up, i've been doing this for a while now, and I can tell when the market is going to rally up.

The President is quickly losing my re-election vote.

>up 18% today from AMD puts
Thanks for the shekels goyim
What's my next trade?

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Just entered long on Altria.

Waiting until power hour for some clarification on S&P's disposition. Sitting out in cash for now...

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lol he'll be in jail by then

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Buyers moving in, probably going to see a large bump now..

Marginal red finish IMO.

>wrong again baggie

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All in LCI calls

when interest rates are this low, loans are just as easily used to prop up unprofitable zombie firms, thus dragging down productivity.

shit forgot link
reuters.com/article/us-usa-farms-fdic/u-s-banking-regulator-monitoring-farm-loan-strains-idUSKCN1SZ1NA?il=0

Also true desu. But you have no point. Nor are you contributing

>I couldn't find evidence of innocence

Well shit, here I was thinking investigations are supposed to find evidence of GUILT and use that evidence to enforce the law. A gigantic fucking nothing burger as always

>when you realize that majority of sp500 companies are unprofitable zombie companies...

it also removes private credit from the market for government credit

Yeah, rent and groceries, things that are part of the US economy. Not vacation homes in Sicily and shit. Why the fuck would we want boomers buying more of those luxury goods and foreign shit?

...Bugatti is an american automaker, r-right?!
>living that close to France, Netherlands, Switzerland, Belgium
Fucking hell that's so cool. Swiss countryside/landscape is so beautiful.

and Lichtenstein?! I want some rich and quiet tiny country with beautiful architecture and museums and shit like that...

Who is this gun nut poster? Ratty?
Please smoke MO, turn it around
>tfw average purchase price $51.10

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are you deliberately being obscure to support your bullshit bullish case?

>citation needed
Companies have debt to expand more quickly than normal. They can still be profitable and in debt.

Considering start buying MMM now
The amount of despair posting in the threads is reasonable

Time for LCI to climb out of the shitter, justpushed another drug out the door