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>14 year olds and communism edition

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First!

first for card carrying Kantians

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Also friendly reminder that communism cannot ever work when nation-states exist

>or if humans (imperfect beings by definition) are in charge of it

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You are buying the dip and writing covered calls, right user?

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Does anybody else think that maybe we should try this communism stuff out in America? I mean we do everything better than anybody, and I bet if anybody could make it work it'd be us.

difference is china offers you a job if your struggling via communism while the US doesn't care and lets you starve to death

whoops

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>wrong
>again
>baggie

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That's only a thing for China before the end of 1980s.

oh WTF UVXY!! down is the other fucking way.

Better dead than red.

4 is the Galt floor. Get in.

I warned you

US did that before World War II and prolonged the great depression by 7 years. Broken Window Fallacy

Communism was evil at times, yet absolute paradise compared to current debt-slavery
t. person who lived in USSR

It will never come back/ Thing they sell you packaged as "communism" now is just the next level of enslavement. Burgers will vote for it though, as they become more brown.

based

> he doesn't know
America is a Communist country

STOP GOING DOWN WTF

>USSR Absolute paradise compared to current debt-slavery

At least make your larp sound believable, you'd have to be as old as my mother in law to have lived in the USSR, which case you'd be on facebook, not Jow Forums right now.

>sudden drop
Nooooo give back my double digit percentage green day! 9% up isn't enough!

>rise higher
>fall harder
Also, if you're struggling in US, there are jobs. You can even join the chair force right out of high school. Food, college, shelter, health care, 30 days paid leave, and regular pay, all provided by the US taxpayer. Of course, the military controls you. Good example of how socialism can work if you give up all freedom and have a slave class paying for your stuff because the military doesn't have to be profitable to continue to exist.

I wouldn't want to live in that world.

But yeah, job for you. Chair force is easy and chillio. If you wanna do cool guy shit, join the army and do SF or ranger or something. If you wanna be cannon fodder, join the marines.

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oh yeah i forgot all americans are "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who will defend their jewish masters tooth and nail even if it means 99% of them will work as a wageslave for 50+ years

>if you don't want to wage slave, then you have to sell your body to the government
>communism critiques this
wtf were communists right all along?!

Mr Buffett, I dont feel so good

tesla cheeeeeapies

accumulate

>debt slavery
user, whoever pointed a gun to your head and threatened your life to buy things you dont need on high interest consumer credit cards should be reported to police.

That bull trap was by the book, whew

>you want to live? then risk your life for isreal you stupid goy!

im gonna be sick... out of day trades and locked into a UVXY short position right now.

that's the one where they threaten you with lifetime poverty unless you take out six figures of loans to attend an indoctrination center for a weird religion for four years

>I dont want to work for things. I dont want to provide for other people. I'm entitled to other people's things and money for no reason at all.

Didn’t we tell you earlier it was going to be red

i never said that i don't want to work. i just don't want pointless and unfulfilling work.

>what are vertical spreads

>Also friendly reminder that communism cannot ever work
you should have stopped there

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No man should have to say he regrets not buying Beyond Meat. But here we all are. In their circus timeline.

theres only one solution
take out life savings and Go long on Vix

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>lifetime poverty
>6 figure student loan
Both of those are your responsibility. Going to an expensive university for a degree that barely warrants a barista job was your choice. Strange how so many people manage to avoid poverty and pay off debt by investing in engineering degrees.

They won't buy into GALT until it's too late, they can't comprehend the idea of waiting an extended period of time instead of fixating on short term price action

LMAO LCI is legit going to close at yesterdays close line, AKA ALL TIME LOWS

Aren't companies going to be posting good earnings from the holidays? We're going to keep climbing from that right?

Why did I think I could beat the market?
I should have invested in SPY!

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Guys, time out with the commie and capitalist talk.

Question:

Something is wrong in the European finance sector but I don’t know what it is, however it appears that a large credit crisis is likely to occur.

What should we do?

How is that one EVH poster doing? are you okay bro?

I'm gonna work anyway, but those kikes really need to go.

>I dont want to "sell my body"
>I want to be fulfilled
>by having someone else sell their body to me
>so I dont have to work my way up to a significant position
>l'oreal: because I'm worth it

>what is support levels

What is ze nature of ze problem

>but I don’t know what it is
Are you blind? Turkey and Spain are time bombs that are about to take Europe down with them, and the rest of the world after that.

Most people who lived in the USSR miss it

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Retard there are employment and workforce centers all over the U.S. you clueless fucking faggit; btw China hasn't been a Communist country for like 30 years and it never will be again deal with it gaylord lmfao

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they had negative bond yields a few months ago. something really fucky is going on, and to top it all off the largest party in EU parlament is the anti-eu party.... I say the europeans start killing each other within 5 years/

Ror! Short Deutsche. Fuck Deutsche. But I may be biased because I hate Deutsche. Fuck Deutsche.

But anyway, what are you seeing in European finance?

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Can someone give me red pill on Dean Foods? How can the largest dairy producer in the US have such shit valuation?

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shit skins are lactose intolerant

Dow below 25k

>Europeans start killing each other
When did they stop?

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enjoy the influx of capital from rich yuropoors into our markets

I have never, in all my life, been this JUSTed.

So much dead money...

*breathe in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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People are only lactose intolerant because of pasteurization

typical capitalist trying to twist my words.

i am working hard up to a significant position. i am probably higher class than you are right now. at least i recognize the unfairness and bullshit that it is.

in a real economic framework, people will be able to choose whether if they want to do x work rather than being forced to do so with economic gun to their head.

we are rich enough that we don't have to have the gun over our head all the time. yet, you'd rather to suck capitalists' cock and make living shitty for everyone. well done.

only after 4th of July

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Spain and Turkey dont have enough force to bring Europe down and Europe doesnt have enough to take the world down. US does.

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>>Something is wrong in the European finance sector but I don’t know what it is, however it appears that a large credit crisis is likely to occur.
>
>What should we do?
Euro finance has been stale with no growth for like a couple decades now, where have you been?

also (although id peg it as Turkey and Italy are about to implode europe, but whatever)

consensus is when the cold war began (1946 and onwards, ignoring yugoslav)

>but it never really stopped, just slowed down

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damn i love being based

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What are support levels? I just come here to shit post while pooping and gamble on memes, I'd appreciate an education

It fell apart in 1991, bucko
Lived through only shortly, parents lived in it their entire lives so I could see how much wealth they acquired during muh evil gommunism :D

this is one of the stupidest things i've ever read:

>in a real economic framework, people will be able to choose whether if they want to do x work rather than being forced to do so with economic gun to their head

we are not "rich enough" because if the people who are actually rich stop producing, the economy shrinks. do you know what would happen if we operated today at economic level of 30 years ago? we'd look like Venezuela.

turkey isn't even part of eurpoe

Are you niggers ready for power hour?

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the only thing that the rich do is network and take massive premiums for the relative work that they do.

it's the poor who are producing shit.

im not buying anything until QQQ hits 150 again

But was there REALLY any tension after dummy GOMMUNISTS got boned out of Cuba?

>Beef stroganoff, tear down this wall
100% staged

sales have fallen from $9.5B in 2014 to $7.7B in 2018. 2018 saw a loss of $3 per share. shareholder's equity halved since 2014.

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>"most old people wish they were young again"

What a revelation

also

>"implying the USSR was Communist"

read a book dummy

umass.edu/pubaffs/chronicle/archives/02/10-11/economics.html

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Sour hour

>choose jobs
They do.
>higher class
Probs. Strange you would throw that out there as a commie.
>forced job
Generally you farm or hunt your food. When farming nature may destroy your crop. When hunting, your food may kill you or you may fail. The principles remain the same, just because we have extra pieces like machines, nations, large business, doesnt mean that will ever change. Certainly not with communism. Someone has to farm. People must eat.

Also you should know
>comfort is not the father of innovation
If it were, all these NEETS wouldn't be NEETS.

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>communism is defined as a system implemented by self proclaimed communists that is 'not real communism'

omg, where's the plunge protection team? how could the government let this happen? Who the fuck shorted?!?

This is /stockmarketgeneral/, not /socialistmarketgeneral/

Also, DOW down 363 again

What the hell guys?

For a triple leveredged fund, SDOW isn't giving me very exciting returns at ALL

I did. I doubt my 130K did much tho.

Got invited to a real state meeting, should I go bros?

>implying most wealthy individuals didnt earn their keep
>implying you cant do the same in America
Ror! You're in a stock market forum. Did you forget?

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Why are big oil companies sucking dick right now?

Check out HAL and Schlumberger. I feel like these would pump in the event of an oil crisis.

You're up 4% in one day. Stocks don't have the same price actions as crypto m8.

>those digits
>real state
Ror! Were you invited to a fake state meeting previously?

Buy the dip. Buy buy buy. This will be good vibes power hour.

>only down 0.4%
Feels good to beat the market.

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its probably a sales pitch from people trying dump their bags

>LCI up $0.02 on the day

Last hour we drop below yesterdays close guaranteed, rest in piece brothers

It's a domino effect. Spanish banks are lending billions to Turks, and some are very involved in Turkish banking. Turkey can tank Spain, and Spain would require a far larger bailout than Greece did. Like, an impossibly large bailout.

>the largest party in EU parlament is the anti-eu party
No it's the 7th party and german bonds yeld were already negative in 2016.

Not yet. Wait for dingdingding bro

Because even if supply is constrained due to bumblefuck Middle East country going up in flames, it's ultimately a question of demand.

People are concerned about a slowdown, hence oil is shitting the bed.

Remember oil hit $41 in late December.

80% of millionaires in the US are self-made first generation millionaires.

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