How to outjew the credit jew?

give me a rundown on taking out a loan in the US to buy crypto please

my credit is shit because I barely pay my student loan bills (at 525 atm). I got instantly approved for some shitty CapitalOne card last night, but I was given a monthly limit of $2k.
I was thinking about making an elaborate fake Amazon FBA business plan and trying to get a somewhat large small business loan from a bank. could this actually work?

I am immigrating to Israel this year, and credit doesn't follow you to other countries, so I can basically never pay any of this back once I get there.

have any of you guys done stuff like this? I'd appreciate any advice.

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help me out fellow yehudim

You fell for the college meme now you pay the price. Have fun with inflation homo

thanks for the bump cletus

You are literally going to migrate to the jew's nest whilst owing them money.
Good luck with that.

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>he's on the finance board
>he doesn't know how the system actually works

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That limit is too low user. I maxed a $10k card to setup a mining operation and buying Bitcoin off coinbase in 2017.
I read an article once that said when you apply for credit cards, they dont actually check the income you write down. Is this true?

they didn't verify my income, so I can just lie and get a higher limit on a different card?