If you were in a relationship with a Woman like pic related, would you still be able to browse Jow Forums?

If you were in a relationship with a Woman like pic related, would you still be able to browse Jow Forums?

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most likely not, there would be no money left to gamble or invest in anything. maintaining relationship with stacies is expensive af

This. Either get a autistic gf or a mommy gf.
The moment she thinks she is above you, is the moment you are fucked.
As some smart man once said: "Get yourself an ugly hoe!"

My wife's body looked like the right before she got pregnant and now she's just a disaster.

Tell her swine-ass she needs to get on a treadmill or you'll be handing over the divorce paperwork EOY.

no because I would be too busy suffocating myself in those milkers

mommyy

Always remember user, no matter how hot a girl is, there’s a guy out there sick of fucking her

>or you'll be handing over the divorce paperwork EOY.
*or you'll be handing her half your wealth EOY

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fat asfuck disgusting landwhale . i prefer biz

This. Casually $7k in credit card debt rn after my failed relationship with a Stacy who I couldn't afford.

pretty much this.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what the fuck bro

she is fucking revolting, so yeah Jow Forums all day

>my wife was a fat hog, and then she somehow got even FATTER after marriage + children
>this was completely unpredictable!

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

she's a porker dude, bet she looks a fucking mess with her clothes off regardless of her cup size

>not wanting to date/marry a fat "white womyn" (TM) with a 6/10 face who is clearly on the road to being even fatter makes someone gay

She is fat and ugly ... what the hell is this question for??!!

I would be so depressed I was married to a whale that I couldn't divorce because she would get 50% of my networth that I would be on Jow Forums even more often.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMYS UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMYS AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO ILL SCREAM ILL SHOUT!

IM CRY ILL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>fat chick
>Stacy
Oh sweetie

Why is this so true?

... to skinny for a girl like that
would not feel comfortable being with her until i bulked up...

I am and do, so yes.

Giant tits are best tits

story?

i know this feel

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Depends. Is she sweet, submissive and willing to fuck at any given moment? if so yeah id be spending all day dropping loads into her.

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It was nice while at the time bros. Got me to make lots of cummies in her, and made 2 pretty cool, white kids.

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I'd have to work at least 100 hours a week to feed that fat slob

This unironically. Weird how it looks good in pics but awful irl.

That’s not a Stacy. That’s a nice homely woman that’ll give you lots of aryan children and make you really nice food.

Nah
It gonna end up in divorce
Encourage her to do a set with you

Need to give yourself a 20-30 pound buffer of acceptability at the start next time. Thick almost never ages well.

Yes

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