SATOSHI IS LIVE GET IN HERE BIZ
Oh man, he is more drunk than last time. This is bad
>30% of binance money funds women prostitution
this is actually hilarious
based
exactly whats his diagnosis
"I remember reading it...probably when I wrote it."
kek
STIFF
narcissistic sociopath and compulsive liar
pretty sure it's actually 50% based on my imperial data
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF WHAT HE IS SAYING. AM I A BRAINLET?
I remembersh readingsh a whitepaper
PROBABLY WHEN I WROTE IT! HA!
>crickets
he does not really understand it either
No, he has a hard time getting a straight sentence out.
No he just can't explain himself.
-nobody- ever does
that's his whole shtick
takes a scammer to know one
Who thinks thats a good idea?
>Ayre and his 2 hookers clap
I had to stop watching after that please clap moment and then when he immediately talked about how "we dont want criminals using bitcoin"
WHY IS IT DUMPING?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
After an awkward silence
>why
are you kidding?
occasionally, reality intervenes
hes fucked in the head, and its live
its called "buy the rumor, sell the news"
ayre is panic selling on his mobile
LOOK AT THIS SELF RIGHTEOUS FAGGOT
has he spent all his bsv on hair dye
He is talking about people being raped in the back of an uber now
what the FUCK is he talking about? He went from people getting raped in ubers to breaking your leg in a sentence.
i AM THE CANCER
is he just presenting a censorship model for a decentralised currency? lmao
last time i checked, my portfolio didn't give 2 shits
He's actually losing it hahaha
I give it 3 more days until complete metldown and BSV crashing into the ground
Holy fuck this is bad, how fucking embarrassing
>3 more days until complete metldown
I see you're an optimist
Oh my good this is too embarrassing to watch... But I can't stop.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
> *BREATHES*
AHAHAHAHAHAH oh my fucking god this guy is retarded.
I don't even need to say anything to shut BSV shills down anymore.
All I have to do is post this video at them and there's no coming back. I'm glad I jumped in on this.
All he had to do was not fuck up and we would pump. I just fomod into this shit and he's going to financially ruin me.
Ugh.
Wow he really is the real deal
As in unironically Satoj
Get ready for the dump
"Jow Forums becomes more valueable "
Did he say incels???
Just in case you didn't know. He worked with the Department of Homeland Security to track users. Now have a think why he wants you to use his centralized shitcoin
HAHAHA I PATENTED MY SUPER TECH BTW HAHAH PATENTED ETHEREUM TAKE THIS HAHAHA
what kind of cuck hivemind could believe that the guy who wrote the fucking satoshi white paper would go on a live presentation and say he trusts the wallstreet fucking journal
Yes you are. You are listening to a recognized multiple doctorate person talking. Compare that to you.
The appeal to 'lets all repeat this chant' falling on deaf and puzzled ears was my favorite bit. A hooker riding a traffic cone would have provided a less damaging presentation
Ok give it to me straight. How many of you run blocks?
THIS IS ALMOST AS BIZARE AS CARLOS HEY HEY HEY MATOS
He has one doctorate, which he claimed he earned five years before actually graduating with it....
HOLY FUCK THIS IS CRINGEPILLED AF
VITALIK IS ASTUPID LITTLE BOY WHO THINKS THAT CARS DONT THINK
CARS DON'T THINK
*audience claps for the first time*
HAHAHAHA wtf am I watching
>machines can't want, humans want!
>vitalik is a stupid little boy!
*5 seconds of silence*
*awkward small clapping*
it really is. i'm kinda speechless
Take that Vitalik
stupid little boy CARS DONT THINK
>VITALIK IS ASTUPID LITTLE BOY WHO THINKS THAT CARS DONT THINK
And the meme was born..
He called Vitalik a stupid little boy LOL
pretty sure its just that gay asian and calvin clapping
you are watching a 200 IQ person
CALVIN SAYS INCREASE THE PRESCRIPTION DOSAGE
he's having a bruh moment
ViItalik wont recover from this, ethereum satoshi vision is already patented and cars dont want that
holy fuck I'm crying. this is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen in my entire life. what the actual fuck timeline did I wake up into
Did he just say SBV?
>time delay
>this is your smartcontract
>he literally just said it
meanwhile btc is pumping
the one where link is dumping and this soi cuck thinks hes satoshi. go back to sleep user.
> CARS DON'T THINK
> awkward pause
> audience hesitates and then claps for like 2 seconds
My sides are gone. What the fuck is this guy doing?
DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!?
LINK
LINK
LINK
CARS A SLAVE WTF?
spv
>I'm a PhD student in law
No you're fucking not lmao
Jesus BTC is pumping so hard now
lmfaooooooooooo
legitimate question is this dude schizophrenic?
>A signing system that can link into Adobe that can say I have witnessed them
what?
imagine him checking the charts after the conference
No, just the biggest troll ever
>I am a PhD student in Car Slavery and Thinking Hammers
-Satoshi Nakomoto (for realsies), 2019
WTF is he going on about!?! He's sweating a lot for a cool day too. Just saying.
He wants to record the video of signing as proof of signing? What?
HOLY FUCK THIS IS A COINGEEK CONFERENCE AKA BY CALVIN AND THAT GAY ASIAN LMFAO!
>Trusting anything but bit coin core
you brought this on yourself
IS HE DONE
BRING HIM BAAACCCKCKKKKKK
>I'm gonna hand law enforcement the tools that will make them obsolete
lmao my sides I'm fucking done
A LITERAL STAGED CONFERENCE LMFAO
>i am going to hand law enforcement the tools they need to catch criminals.
that's now how crypto works craig.
lol how long until their chat where they talk about the origins of bitcoin?
btv will prevent vitalik raping women in the backseat of a tesla without any selfconsciousness
what the fuck was that?
Absolutely sell your fucking BSV RIGHT NOW OMG
>there are people, on Jow Forums, right now, who are bsv/Craig shills
If he's not paying you, congratulations, you're fucking retarded.
It's in 5 hours. Hope he sobers up before then
Unfortunately, I'd guess the chances of that being done live be about nill. They probably still trying to make sense of it in edit
>"I remember reading it...probably when I wrote it."
WHAT THE FUCK?
THIS is the guy that biz shilled as the 200IQ genius for weeks? My fucking sides are in orbit. He can hardly speak a coherent sentence let alone engage with the technicalities of bitcoin
It will be livestreamed
THIS GAY STUTTERING BOOMER CANT EVEN FORM A COHERENT SENTENCE. THIS IS THE FAGGOT BIZ HAS BEEN WHINING ABOUT ALL WEEK?
Is he basically saying he wants to help LE nail his own users?