Craig and Jimmy fireside chat megathread

>I WILL SIGN!
> NAH YEAH MATE, SHE'LL BE FINE
>I'LL JUST CHUCK A U-y

That nigga has so many excuses fuck sake

That super autistic bow Craig Wright did. And people say hes not Satoshi. Dude is autistic, cant relate to others, is uncomfortably abrasive, and cheesey. Its exactly the time of person you would think Satoshi would be.

>did you create bitcoin
>yes
>crowd goes wild
CRINGE

Whatever. He could do it right now if he wasn't LARPing. Enjoy some rando liar loser scammer LARP around in the world.

i would expect satoshi to just fucking sign with his key like a tech savvy guy

That would be terrible, as it would set the opposite precedent from what he wants (code is law & this anarchist stuff)

Weird how someone that has a completely quick and easy way to prove a claim tries to "prove" it in the weirdest most roundabout way, and how they've all been proven lies!

Imagine believing this dude.

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Jimmy called Craig a sandwich fucker. He even accused Craig of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Craig glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of BSV in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Jimmy in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Jimmy left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Craig ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

G-ggguys he's actually coherent

>I broke TOR
wtf I luv creg now

Do you remember when Satoshi left the Bitcoin forum? He didnt like the attention from SilkRoad/Wikileaks and he didnt like Gavin agreeing to go to the CIA. Satoshi didnt want to be known back then whoever he was and he did not like the idea of being findable because of what happened to every pre-existing digital currencys that were raided and shut down by the feds.

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hes still running to script.
wait till he starts freestylin

Touche my friend, will wait with bated breath

he doesn't answer the question

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imagine this being your criteria for being Satoshi "WOW GUYS THIS SCAM ARTIST AS SHOWN BY NUMEROUS PROVEN LIES ISN'T RANTING LIKE A MADMAN HE MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME"

LUCKILY THE PROOF DISAPPEARED

You guys still watching this? Now hes saying how he came up with the name Satoshi Nakamoto.

wow, he is actually calm and coherent. Very interesting so far

anything apart from provide ONE SINGLE VERIFIABLE FACT

POKERMONZ

wtf is happening to BTC, is Calvin actually dumping in a background :D

sexual tension

He's talking about Pokemon now

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bitcoin.org who registered that? I did.

Come on guys this guy is basically us.
What a fucking autist.

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So when does he sign?

Plot twist. I actually did. I'm the real Satoshi. Craig kept me locked in his basement for the past few years. Was finally able to escape while he was gone.

>sign
literally never

never.

who compromised poor cregs mail ?
NOW HE CANT PROVE HES SATOSHI

Ok so I can't watch. Give it to me straight: should I buy?

Guy seems honest to me desu, he is as I imagine the real Satoshi would be

I love how he stutters lol
Fucking faketoshi but thanks for sv anyway, easy big gains

WI KI LEAK S

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Hold on user, its not a good time

he'll do it in a flash. if tulip trust terminates on January 1, 2020, then at that time. hilarious that he's telling people he's Satoshi and that he's going to destroy BTC and nobody believes him

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>WIITHTHOOUUUTT WAARNNNINNGGGG
sign or stfu ffs
he at least used to be a drunk and funny fraud

Tell us something only Satoshi would know
"Uh... Almost Anything!"
>HEHEHE
>C'MON CRAIG
>:[

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He is circling around questions and isn't answering anything directly.

Why is Jimmy so nervous?
Are they afraid he's gona go offscript and name the jews?

post a timestamp so you can prove you're a human and not a bot. if you don't want to then i don't believe you're a human

Ok, he's starting to say bullshit about signatures r-values.

The way I see it, he's setting-up the stage for another fake Satoshi signature.

(just like the one that made a valid Satoshi signature with a random-looking message hash, without actually revealing the hash preimage, which means nothing in ECDSA, anyone can do this trick)

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based

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69 machines

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I cgaf what you think
I'm not trying to con you out your cash tho, or pretend I'm fucking Napoleon Bonaparte or some shit, thats the difference

dud it doesn't feel like a scripted convo at all, look at how he jumps from one subject to another. He's like a ADHD kid.

I feel like Jimmy is just now realising Craig isnt Satoshi because of his body language.. Am I the only one?

Patch Tuesday, Windows XP, wat?

You can set XP (and 7) to PROMPT only and not auto-reboot. (see pic related). What nigger wouldn't set this up when doing a P2P network?

Also rofl fucking "WUSS" servers, it's "WSUS". He really doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, does he.

All this fucking rambling.

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Holy fuck. I can't follow anything that he is saying. He gets asked what his reaction was when the code went over and just talks about the tax office.

>computer crashes
>mister compter genius has to drive there to reboot

does anyone believe this? remote management was aleady invented in 2008

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Are these fellas dating?

He probably just need to take a massive shit

I get the same vibe. He looks like he is seeing through his bullshit.

>I cgaf what you think
precisely

how do you remotely reboot crashed system ?

a windows update doesn't shut down your machine

Yes, its investigative journalism in its highest form. >why cant you sign ?
waffle waffle fucking waffle

How the fuck do you think I.T admins do this sort of shit? You can remote view them even while they're updating.

also WOL is a thing

Keep kicking that can

He keeps talking about proving he is Satoshi in court because you only have to CONVINCE a jury/judge that you are.

I'm almost expecting him to say it's, it's a SERIES OF TUBES!

You can set the BIOS to automatically restart the computer, for example if there's a power failure.

Pretty sure it existed in 2008

digital-forensics.sans.org/blog/2009/11/03/an-analysis-of-spyking

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what did he say

> they are crazier than I ever thought

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HAHAHAHA.

"OMG EVERYONE I'M SATOSHI, I'M GONNA DUMP YO BITCOIN!"

"OH NOES DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT PRIVACY IS?"

>I wont show my degrees
>I won't sign anything
because muh privacy

>Also g-guise bitcoin was never designed to be private. It's all public :^)

It's designed to be private & pseudonymous, not anonymous

No the vibe im getting is the vibe a man who knows he will be killed on stage I'm scared for him

he sounds like an introvert, autistic too

This, whether Craig is him or not, if Satoshi wanted to be anonymous he'd coded anonymity into Bitcoin at the beginning.

imagine all the mafia and criminals holding BTC

ok but it does log you out, don't you need to log in for remote management to work ?
I'm not that good with that stuff, sorry if I'm wrong.

STANDING OVATION

I don't really remember desu, among all his ramblings

I think it was when they were talking about previous "alternative currencies" before Bitcoin, like Liberty Reserve and then at some moment he went on "oh and there was Pokemon because trading cards and shit"

He must have a huge dick or else he would not flash, right?

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>when I first came out
>when I blow ppl at parties
Yes, Thank you creg for your candour and honesty

also Craig is full autist now.

wow, i have never been more convinced that he's a fraud than ever. did anyone see the disgust in jimmy's eye at the end?

>thank you for your honesty
LOL what a shitshow

HES SO ADORABLE, I THINK I LOVE HIM BIZ

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fuck. CSW must have taken some of those "caffiene pills" he gets from truckers at truck stops. this little talk looked much better than the trainwreck earlier today. I don't know what to think right now.

>awards himself 3rd Phd of the day

I got the opposite impression, he seemed pretty real to me. A scammer isn't this autistic

suprising what's possible if you don't have him talk about technology but some bullshit backstory crap

BASED SATOSHI TRASHING WELFARE

He's a living legend.

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