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Bob how the hell are ya? You wanna know the price of ethereum? No problem, have a seat and I’ll write up a CHAINLINK smartcontract for you and we’ll figure this out ASAP (AS SOON AS POSSIBLE)
-Rick

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Ok fren, I can wait. There's one thing though, I want to know the price of Ethereum, but it ABSOLUTELY HAS to be through an API call to a decentralised oracle. Not too decentralised though, say, three sources should be enough. Do you think you can do that? With three sources?

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I reckon we can get 3 sources, no more, no less. In fact, it's lucky you asked for 3, because that's all we got! Believe it or not, none of the 19,000 node operators have sent in their passport and SSN yet, so for the time being this is what ya get!
How's the wife? Say hi for me

-Jim
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JIM ITS BEEN TOO LONG, THE OLD BALL N CHAIN HAS BEEN A LITTLE MORE CHAIN THAN BALL LATELY. YEAH 19000 NODE OPERATORS. SUPER RARE FIND WONT FIND IT ANYWHERE ELSE. DOES NOT HAVE THE AGGREGATION OR STAKING OPTIONS BUT SHES A KEEPER. THIS IS A STEAL AT $.99 WONT FIND A DEAL LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
REGARDS
RICK

NO LOWBALLERS

RICK, I'LL TAKE THAT ORALCE OFF YOUR HANDS. I'' CALL YOUR LANDLINE WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE KIDS BASEBALL PRACTICE,,, JAKE HAS A BIG GAME ON SATURDAY,,,
WILL GIVE YOU A RING AROUND 7;30
MIKE
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I stand with jerUSAlem
Proud Chevy owner
US Army MP 1987-1989
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>I reckon we can get 3 sources, no more, no less. In fact, it's lucky you asked for 3, because that's all we got!
Kek

Keeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk hahahahhahaha toppest of keks

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I lolled.

Rick! Son of a bitch you are looking pretty good lately there partner. What are you down from 250? Hows the wife treating ya? She still cooking her famous duck fat gumbo *chuckles* Alright pal, tell the kids I say hi, alright see ya... ya.... alright....

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MIKE YOU CRAZY S.O.B ITS BEEN TOO LONG, ILL KEEP MY SMS TEXT ON ALERT BUT BE QUICK RORY IS COMING BACK FROM HIS LAKE TAHOE TRIP AND IS ITCHING TO BUY, IT WONT LAST LONG. GOOD LUCK TO THE KIDS HOPE HE LETS ONE FLY OUTFIELD. LETS GET THE WIVES TOGETHER ONE NIGHT FOR LONG JOHN SILVERS
REGARDS
RICK

You ruined it.

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I;LL BET RORY HAD A GOOD TIME UP AT LAKE TAHOE WITH THAT NEW COBALT 220S,,,
MAN THAT BOAT IS A THING OF BEAUTY
HERE IS A PICTURE OF JAKE LAST WEEK WITH HIS GRANDMA
I TOOK THAT PICTURE WITH MY IPAD, MAN THAT THING CAN DO IT ALL

MIKE
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Proud Chevy owner
US Army MP 1987-1989
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Norman Esiason (bossbewmer420)

Hey Cortana

Hey Cortana Start voice to email.

HEY rick I Sarah blogpost related to nods K Y C work ground.

Alexa playtrack dirty laundry by Don Henley , so let’s bump heads on this ....ILL BE RIGHT THERE Nancy JESUS CHRIST. Sorry rick I gotta call you bakkt.

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3 API calls? what is that, like $5 in ETH fees and $2 in LINK fees?

THAT COBALT 220 HAULS LIKE NO OTHER TWO TWIN POWERSTROKE TURBINE ENGINES WILL HIT YOU LIKE BRICKS, OAK FINISH ON THE HULL WITH SPANISH CEDAR TRIM ON THE INSIDE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL DECK THE WIFE LOVED IT. HOWS THE CHEVY HOLDING UP? IM GLAD IM NOT KICKING MY SELF FOR GETTIG A FORD (FIX IT AGAIN TONY)
BEST
RICK
CORINTHIANS 3:55

KEK

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fucking kek, this is why I come here

Why does Link have the best memes?