/SMG/ SaMmiches are Good edition

We just need to cool off for the next rally edition.

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Previous thread

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/27736291/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/31037912/
bloodjournal.org/content/126/23/1198
ebiomedicine.com/article/S2352-3964(19)30359-7/fulltext
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for bogdanoff red

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Ahh, my ex-wife's favorite shade.

THERE ARE TOO MANY THREDS

Mexico will surrender.
SPY 400

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ALSO BULL TIME

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sub 2% 10 year when

Donald Trump is a g-d damn blessing for us shorts. Fuck America nigga! FUCK MEXICO! BRRRRRRAP!

Just saw mariachibro's thread. He seems to be unaware that we had a whole other tread running from just before 7am today, since he linked to yesterday's thread in his OP and he failed to link his new thread in today's full thread. I dunno, man. Cut the dude some slack, he's Mexican or whatever.

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I sold all of my positions today. I'm going away until Trump says some good news.

Make Bear Markets Great Again

faggot ass coward
all you had to do was short it
pussy ass nigga faggot ass nigga

Well bears you win this one

All you had to do was the opposite of everything I said.

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Jesse Chris you dummies LITTERALLY cant make threads w/o me -_-;

Buy GALT

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/27736291/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/31037912/
bloodjournal.org/content/126/23/1198

so what you're saying is I should short it to 3.50?

ebiomedicine.com/article/S2352-3964(19)30359-7/fulltext

>In the study published in this issue of EBioMedicine, Ruvolo and colleagues have demonstrated that two biochemical cell survival pathways controlled by galectin-3 (a beta-galactoside-binding protein) and cluster of differentiation (CD) 74 (a signalling receptor and a chaperone for major histocompatibility complex type II proteins which are involved in antigen presentation) are cross-linked in a biochemical protein network, which is associated with poor survival of AML patients [7]. Importantly, this invaluable clinical study was performed using samples obtained from a large number of AML patients (511 in total) with newly diagnosed disease when malignant cells normally display high pro-survival and immune evasion activities. The study reports that galectin-3 expression is prognostic for poor survival rate of AML patients. Survival rate of AML patients with galectin-3 positive malignant cells was even lower when CD74-dependent signalling networks (in particular, the one involving transmembrane receptor known as CD44) were active. Intriguingly, the study reported galectin-3 to act as a negative regulator of the protein phosphatase 2A (PP2A), the enzyme involved in deactivation of several intracellular signalling cascades (see below). It was shown that galectin-3 affects regulatory (B) subunit of this enzyme (the enzyme has three subunits – structural (A), regulatory (B) and catalytic (C), [7]).

no bully mouse girls

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3.50 is nothing compared to the long term upside potential

I refused to make one today after i got bitched at for leaving vacation flavor text in the OP
>twice

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Just bought TWO 9 dollar calls on ford that expire next Friday.

Come on trump, gimme the big crash

Bond yield has bottomed, how do I long bond yields?

Is it better to buy short term bonds or long term bonds ETF for a few months while the trade tensions cool down?

I guess ideally short term bonds make more sense but if everyone is rushing to long term bonds I could make a little more money if the principal prices go up

Oops. I meant puts haha!

Another -5% day for my LCI only portfolio, it almost turns me on

Rate my strategy.

>watchlist of ~40 blue chips
>all make money and pay quality dividends
>open position (few $k) on bad news (-10% drop)
>set trailing stop loss when I'm up 20%
>if shit goes south at least I baghold a profitable business and not memes

I have enough total capital where theoretically I could sit on 20 positions.

>The study reports that galectin-3 expression is prognostic for poor survival rate of AML patients.

Wow if only there was a drug out there that could lower galectin-3 levels

Why am I losing money on Betterment?

Also, why does my portfolio say "Very Conservative" no matter how radical I make my plan?

Am I going full retard by investing into high dividend ETFs (SPYD, HDV) into my 401k and IRAs? I'm not even going to see this money for 35 years but I'm scared of losing a lot in these times.

Nice

Dividend growth > high dividend
Otherwise no
The whole point of boomer investing is to continually buy more and not try to time the market

me have buy order for GALT @ 1.75

that vaccation text was A+ though
hopefully everyone listened and bought SPXU
btw

CLOSED SPXU POSITION AT CLOSE for EASY $1.5k
now holding 800 SPXL

day of mouse trap soon at hand

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down another .46% today, fucking shit but yest again better than it could be. Sucks extra because I've been too busy to trade or read news/threads during the day. /controlledslide/
Is orange man doing this on purpose? Just waits until the market semi-stabilizes, tariffs/tweets. Again and again, gap and gap and gap. Is he unironically planning on tanking the market and "saving" it as a political move? Is he doing some sort of insider trading scheme with Kushner? What's the deal?
This week we're going to a Romano's in Albany, NY!

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You short this fucker.

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Up 2.74% for the week, did not make a single play today. Enjoy coloring on the table during dinner user

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If anyone is in need of a good chuckle

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>.5
>worthy of a blog post
What the fuck, stockfags? I know your world is slower, but how do you get to pay attention to this boring shit? I lost around 30% of my crypto holdings and that was just a normal week for us. You guys are virgins.

>tfw rorposter became a total asshole and deserves this

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I think you're confused, this is my wordpress site where I blog daily. You can post about crypto on 4channel dot organization, stay out of my comments section unless you're discussing stocks, bonds, or commodities please

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We be up 6.04% this week. Yep. Wrote calls on AMD and got assigned on 500 of 600 shares. Monday will dip low, I‘ll rebuy low, and write more juicy calls like I have been for the past month. 3x 20yr TBonds lookin good too. Might consider a UPRO/TMF port if AMD gets a little too spicy with the drawdowns correlated to SPY.

kekked
good discipline on GALT!

>SPXL
bull now?

AGH I can't decide!
Close my TVIX and SDOW for minor gains, or hold over weekend and hope Trump does more of the stupids?

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Better than expected results
Green TAP, green food, sold for some gelt
Added dog of the dow XOM to the port today

Ready for Mexico to kneel before america this weekend

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just made semiconductor straddles and spy/qqq calls a third of my port
it seems that starting my new job soon made me high on money

As a general rule it's a good idea to keep your higher yielding stocks in a tax advantages account. You could also consider some REIT exposure here.

>most of SMG will miss the Galt moon mission because they refused to read what Pendulum links or ask basic questions about the importance of it
Makes me almost sad. But not too sad.

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Whos ready for a really HOT summer

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Got $1,500.

BABA or NVDA on monday?

Im losing srs money but i feel strangely detached from it. Like its not real money.

>I lost around 30%
The difference between cryptofags and stockfags: We don‘t lose money. Go back to your containment thread and enjoy the JUSTening. Remember to work extra hard for Goldberg next week!

I lose money all the time.

Eager to turn that $1500 into $1000 I see

>that vaccation text was A+ though
exactly, which is why it wasnt trimmed like the embeds

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If you didn't need it to live on then you're good

>Wrong again bagsy
>r
>o
>n
>g

short BABA next week good until friday

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BABA is a chink company
Trump and China = tension
Markets red....get it?
I'm dumbing this down for you so even a brain dead nigger animal like yourself can put the pieces together.

what are the benefits of going with a commission-based broker (i.e. TD Ameritrade) over a comission free broker (i.e. Robinhood)?

Just another week of crab market general

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different people enjoy being fucked in different ways. it's all about personal taste.

better charting software, MUCH better customer service, they won't fuck you quite as hard on market orders which you shouldn't be doing anyway, you can buy more securities like OTC stocks and foreign stocks

I do large, infrequent, more confident trades with a broker and smaller, frequent, probably horseshit trades with RH

Better options research and tools with a trad broker too

For quick and dirty TA/charts I like TradingView

I think i'm up overall this week. Slightly. Had to make some yolo trades just to manage that. The Mexico shit really screwed up my plans.

Where my boomers at? Woof woof

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>Tries to hide his two digit holdings.
That's not at all how you boomer.

Remember that faggot that came in here and told us if we didn't buy chain link we weren't going to make it?

I am getting absolutely fucked in this market.
Kuyashi

w-what? That might be worse, but it's pretty shitty either way.
Like, on purpose?

Why is there no prostitution company that we can invest in? It would be an extremely attractive stock option.

I'm still adamant that eScort/Hookr would be great names for prostitution apps similar to Uber/Lyft

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Down 2.17% ($499) today. Down 3.74 ($879) this week. I'm down almost $2700 since end of April. T-thanks for the CHEAPIES.

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you think $500 is enough to start investing?

skim read some stuff. i think people are already doing research with galectin inhibitors in conjunction with chemo. it's not just gal-3, but there are others (16 types???). dunno much about it tho. seems interesting, but not a magic bullet.

yes

You're 7 years late user. There's Tinder already.

Down 3.33%. All my gains is gone. In the red. Oh well least I can take comfort that this shit won't last and I got AMRN, S&P 500 fund and my T babies watching my back. Plus my other low hanging positions.

I think I'm shadowbanned on tinder, except for fat chicks for some reason. We need an app that doesn't have that feature

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Can anyone explain this bullshit?

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SQQQ underwent a reverse split did it not?

>I think I'm shadowbanned on tinder, except for fat chicks for some reason.

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Yes but it shouldnve affected the price.

GALT is the only publicly company actually developing a galectin inhibitor for commercial use (and by far the most advanced of the ones that are)
Galectin-3 is by far the most important of the galectins in terms of disease pathogenesis

Gold membership is where all the clean sluts are. Eurocunt has unlimited cute girls, they get younger the more you go to the east.

I'm getting buttfucked with DJ30. I went 30x long at 25650. This is gonna improve next week... r-right g-guys?

Also it's in combination with immunotherapy, not chemo

>Investors who were hoping Trump would rescue the stock market are now counting on the Fed

This feels foolish. I expect Powell to continue with “transient” approach. Yet I do think he will cut, but he doesn’t want to look like he made a mistake or is caving to political pressure.

Is he tactful enough to say “stay the course” with a wink? Is he gonna spook the market?

Have a shitty weekend everybody.

Kek, that's just how 2019 works. Sloots spend 100% of their time on Tinder swiping away any guy that's not 115% Chad with a 6 figure job before you can ever see them. The fatties will take what they can still though. Just post a picture of hundos instead of your face, I bet you some decent looking sluts will respond. Just drop the money on a semi decent hotel instead of taking them back to your place and you should be fine, to do this just wear a wedding ring. This will also explain why your face isn't on your profile.

he's going to have to cut the rate, trump is going to keep pressuring on trade and drive down the markets. so much for independence.

Already there. Back in cash on my $16,000 realized loss at closing bell today. Fuck this asshole.

I still believe in the Trump Put™. There's no way Trump would consciously and voluntarily crash the markets with no survivors, r-right?

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"GIVE ME MY WALL OR I'M GONNA HOLD THE DOW JONES HOSTAGE!!!"

Today sucked ass but take heart lads it won't last. Look at it like this; Cheapies Galore to be had! Buy them now while it lasts. Sell for Profit on the next mad upswing fad. Bag AMRN and T for the long game. Both will bring you nothing but mad Profit you see. AMRN will see you earn Profit relative quickly while T's Fat Divvy will help you live out your golden years without worry. So when your an old man, you'll be popping a Viagra and a AMRN pill both to keep on living the good life while that 18 yr old neighbors daughter takes care of your needs in the bedroom.

it's lasted over a year user, im tired of getting sideways fucked.

Don't worry, lads! It's just Trump playing 4D chess with Mexico!

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:^))))

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He will probably do one cut this year. Reverse that unnecessary one from last December.

j...just in case they forgot we existed!

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So... if we’re thinking a rare cute is coming... why are the financials cratering?

Wouldn’t this be a good time to buy Schwab or JPM?

Lulz he definitely didn’t want trump to do it